If you could wear a sign on your chest...
 

...that said one thing you wish everybody could know about you right off the bat, what would it be?

I wish people knew how approachable I was about pretty much everything. Think my movie sucks? Tell me! Think this girl I want to date is batshit insane? PLEASE tell me! I find it weird that people don't tell the truth straight up to other people and hide behind lies, which is why I'm often infamous for being brutally honest with everybody, like it or not.


(btw, not sure if this is more of a Quiet Place sort of thing, but GD seemed like a good place for it)

That would be a really long sign to read, Sprout.

Sadly, mine would probably say something similar. I'm actually a really nice, empathetic person.

In actuality your sign would say LESBIAN in gigantic letters. Don't lie.

Oh, do I have to answer? I dunno, I'd put something stupid on there, like buy me a soda. I want everyone to know right away that I am in fact, powered by soda and that you should get me one.

Along the same reasoning as Tails, mine would say "I can be bribed with muffins." Few people realize this, trying to bribe me by being overly nice or offering me favors. Really, all it takes to win my resources is a nice warm muffin.

Nah, I'd just write APPROACHABLE, and if anybody asked what it meant, I would say "see? the sign works!"

"SPACE FOR RENT"

"WORDS GO HERE"

"Simply Respectful To Everybody And Everything"

Mine would probably be a variant on Sprouticus's. Something like "How's it going?"

Either that or "Rock 'n' Roll".

"^--- I'm not here with this sopping vagina."

If I were a woman, I'd wear a sign that said "STOP STARING AT MY TITS" in tiny letters. Either that, or something like "Nosy little fucker, aren't you?", also in tiny letters.

But in all honesty, I'm not sure what kind of sign I'd wear. Similar to sprout, I could use something like 'approachable', but I'd probably prefer something like 'Will dance for chocolate'.

"I'm not interested in your problems. I got my own to deal with."

I seriously have to give advice to so many of my friends because they fail to come up with any legitimate solution themselves... I hear about it so much, I just get tired of it...

"^--- Bigger asshole than me."

One of those trippy pictures that turn into a vague 3D image if you cross your eyes and stare at it long enough. No text, just something entirely abstract so I could gauge someone's personality from whatever they see - that way I'd have a conversation starter AND some insight into the other person.

...That, or, "Hey, I don't mind me!".

When I was in High School, I was a HUGE fan of those shirts with sayings on them. I had at least a half a dozen... I dont remember what they all said though. One said "I used to care, but now I take a pill for that.", and another said "I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?" But my all time favorite of those shirts said "There's definitely something wrong with me." I still have it in my bureau at home.

As for what I'd want a sign or a shirt of my design to say? I dunno. I guess I'm with all you 'approachable' people. Something like "I don't bite... now." (But then stupid people would think its a vampire reference or something.)

Maybe something like "BUY ME A DRINK" with the fine print at the bottom saying "and you'll get a conversation in return."

I'd probably wear something like "Rarely thinks before speaking/acting." That would make for far less awkward conversations.

I tried to think of something classy and happy like "GREAT LISTENER" but I decided for the more practical "I WILL NOT FIX YOUR PC"

I already have a shirt that prunes a three hour conversation with prats who could potentially shave that time away from my life:

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e2...NOTWANTGOD.gif

"My other sign is more interesting than this one.
No, really."

I dunno. T-Shirt Hell tends to already have the shirts I'd wear. Their "To: Women, From: God" shirt is still my absolute favorite of all my shirts. I get more comments on that than anything, all from women, all of whom seem to make some exaggerated remark about how it's the coolest thing they've ever seen.

As far as one that describes me, that would give someone a snapshot of my personality in very few words... a giant quirked-quizzical-eyebrow emoticon.

Or the word "awesome" with a big red circle around it and a line through it diagonally.



Or a giant dick.

I could also go for one that said "HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!" or "Hueg liek Xbox" or even "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you." But those don't really describe my personality. They're just cool.

"EAT AT JOE'S"

Then I would fold my arms while laughing and squinting as I stood in the background above the ruined futuristic city that has no Joe's. Everyone would leave in search of a declious meal. The city would be all mine, I'd build my own Joe's and have an ankle high chain link fence around it to block any scum that return. My jaw would really be moving from the dedication of my laugh!

"Internally judging, be self-conscience, will discuss you at length with friends later."

"Yes, I will make an ass of myself in front of you whether I want to or not. Yes, I expect you to laugh AT me. No, I don't give a fuck about it."

"I used to have a handle on life. It broke."

Something along the lines of "EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG".

Because "I'm incredibly opinionated" isn't anywhere near obnoxious enough.