Exploding Garrmondo Weiner Interactive Swiss Army Penis - [DS] Very important game #90210

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13...hotobucket.png

Because game websites like IGN, Gamespot and giantpenis4u don't touch this sort of high profile stuff! Developed by Thai developer Sunuk Software (they're a developer), who've previously ~~made~~ developed hit titles such as: .., Barnyard Blast is about BLASTING. Monsters with purple heads! Very Castlevania-ish, but that's the whole point. Main characters surname is Belmart, whipping involved, things. Oh, Symphony of the Night = Swine of the Night aw haw haw!

Here's some stuff, possibly from the official development blog that doesn't get updated very often it seems.

Quote:

What is the storyline?
One Halloween night, young piglet Cliffy Belmart is caught tee-peeing an ancient castle ruled by darkness, and swept inside by horrendous creatures. Instantly aware of the peril, his father Robert Belmart equips with a fully loaded gun and rushes into 6 different worlds with tough monsters and bosses. Is Robert a bad enough dude to rescue his son?

What are the game features?

* Vintage shooting and platform gameplay with simple, intuitive cotnrols.
* Hilarious characters and scenes (well, hopefully).
* A long journey into 6 stages: a night walk in the graveyard, the ancient castle ruled by darkness, the volcano BBQ, the old creepy wooden jail, the forest in the way, and the castle of intolerable pain.
* Challenging enemies and bosses.
* A collection of weapons, items and upgrades.

Six exciting worlds! Six! That's certainly more than five. Um, I'm running out of words here. It's basically just an old-school style mindless Brain Training simulation. I hope the whole changing weapons with the touch screen isn't forced, because that was extremely roll eyes in Nanostray.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13.../stage1nd6.gif http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13.../stage3ec2.gif http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13.../stage2gu5.gif

Here's a trailer with weirdly placed sound effects for maximum awkward laffo.

YouTube Video

Due out December, I think. DSI's publishing it in America (guess that confirms a $20 price point) and Big Ben's the Euro publisher (WHO THE HELL IS THAT).