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Shinimegami Mar 21, 2006 12:24 PM

Ultraviolet
 
Ultraviolet must be the worst - lack of plot, crappy special effects, predictable ending - what more can you say?

Admiral Amara Mar 21, 2006 12:27 PM

I say it's too early in the year to start giving out that award, but then again, I was intelligent enough to stay away from Ultraviolet... it's entirely possible that it could already be a shoe-in, and I wouldn't know. Was it really that atrocious?

Misogynyst Gynecologist Mar 21, 2006 12:31 PM

This thread is more apt toward November or December. Close this shit.

Gechmir Mar 21, 2006 12:34 PM

Ultraviolet

THREADCLOSE :(

Shinimegami Mar 21, 2006 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Admiral Amara
I say it's too early in the year to start giving out that award, but then again, I was intelligent enough to stay away from Ultraviolet... it's entirely possible that it could already be a shoe-in, and I wouldn't know. Was it really that atrocious?



and yes it was really that bad.... read the reviews if you haven't already - its not different from those other 'sexy(slutty)-chick-assasin-who-wants-revenge' movie. ex. Elektra, Aeon Flux...etc. etc.

silvervalkyrie Mar 21, 2006 12:46 PM

Hmmm, haven't seen much so far but "Larry the Cable Guy - Health Inspector" looks to eclipse Ultraviolet as the worst movie of 2006 so far.

vuigun Mar 21, 2006 12:51 PM

The movie is suppose to appeal to Redneck, hillbilly types. So it might be a Great movie for them.

silvervalkyrie Mar 21, 2006 01:04 PM

Oh, I know who it's supposed to appeal to. But that doesn't mean it can't fail with them too. Just like Jeff Foxworthy's show was targeted to the same crowd but it flopped even here in Hillbilly heaven (North Carolina).

Single Elbow Mar 21, 2006 01:08 PM

How bad was Ultraviolet anyway? Can someone who watched it tell me? I've been meaning to see this movie but since there's too much negativity surrounding it, I'm now curious.

Is it like Equilibrium (which was good) or Kurt Wimmer or what?

Gechmir Mar 21, 2006 02:07 PM

You can
Be the Judge.

((lookit the fan approval))

Single Elbow Mar 21, 2006 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamamanama
Can we at least wait until Snakes On A Plane comes out, along with the slew of bad summer movies?


Or Mission Impossible 3.

Jan Mar 21, 2006 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terminus
How bad was Ultraviolet anyway? Can someone who watched it tell me? I've been meaning to see this movie but since there's too much negativity surrounding it, I'm now curious.

Is it like Equilibrium (which was good) or Kurt Wimmer or what?

Yeah dude. You can't compare it to a movie like Equilibrium which indeed did kick ass!

Monkey King Mar 21, 2006 04:03 PM

Quote:

Posted by Yamamanama
Can we at least wait until Snakes On A Plane comes out, along with the slew of bad summer movies?
Man, what are you talking about? Snakes on a Plane is going to be the best film of 2006. :tpg:

Lukage Mar 21, 2006 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkey King
Man, what are you talking about? Snakes on a Plane is going to be the best film of 2006. :tpg:

SOAP may even sweep the academy awards. Only time (and lots of snakes) can tell!

silvervalkyrie Mar 21, 2006 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamamanama
Yeah, it is, but it will be the best movie of 2006 because it's bad in a good way.

Unless Ultraviolet managed to go past the realm of so bad it's good and back into the realm of fucking terrible.

LOL. Impossible.

Off topic: Has anyone actually seen Curious George?

AC1 Mar 21, 2006 05:30 PM

Date Movie?

Scary Movie 4?

Big Momma's House 2?

That Rob Schiender/David Spade baseball flick?

Other worthy nominees.

BlueMikey Mar 21, 2006 09:56 PM

Ultraviolet is only the 5th worst reviewed movie this year, so far, according to Rotten Tomatoes.

Quote:

47. 20% Pink Panther 125
48. 18% Firewall 136
49. 17% Underworld: Evolution 78
50. 15% Grandma's Boy 47
51. 13% London 32
52. 11% Annapolis 95
53. 10% When a Stranger Calls 67
54. 10% Ultraviolet 52
55. 8% Date Movie 62
56. 7% BloodRayne 41
57. 6% Big Momma's House 2 52
58. 5% Doogal 38
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/top/be....php?year=2006

Gechmir Mar 21, 2006 10:29 PM

Hey now. Scary Movie 4 will be worth watching. I love Zucker flicks.

The TrIpods are worth a hoot ;D

"Now Playing...:
Wild 80's"
**Karma Chameleon starts playing**
"Now Playing...:
Destroy Mankind"

acid Mar 22, 2006 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gechmir
Hey now. Scary Movie 4 will be worth watching. I love Zucker flicks.

The TrIpods are worth a hoot ;D

"Now Playing...:
Wild 80's"
**Karma Chameleon starts playing**
"Now Playing...:
Destroy Mankind"

It really really bothers me that the same team responsible for Airplane! is also responsible for Scary Movie 4. I mean Doctor Phil cameo's? Really?

No. Hard Pass. Mar 22, 2006 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueMikey
Ultraviolet is only the 5th worst reviewed movie this year, so far, according to Rotten Tomatoes.



http://www.rottentomatoes.com/top/be....php?year=2006


Goddamn it makes me happy to see Annapolis on that list.

Stealth Mar 22, 2006 01:01 AM

Who are we kidding, Uwe Boll's Dungeon Siege is coming out this year, it already won the shittiest movie of 06.

XerxesTheMighty Mar 22, 2006 01:07 AM

How in the hell do you make a movie out of Dungeon Siege? The damn game didn't even have a fucking ending! Unless you count: "Congrats...you beat the game...go play online now." I'm with you Stealth. I don't even need to see it to call it.

JasonTerminator Mar 22, 2006 02:04 AM

I somehow doubt Dungeon Siege will be worse than Bloodrayne.

It's cast is pretty goddamn impressive. I don't think ALL those actors could suck that much in it.


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