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God appears in eggplant

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Holy Eggplant!
Local Woman Finds "GOD" in Eggplant

August 12, 2007 - A Delaware County woman says an eggplant has reminded her that God can be found anywhere, and anytime.

Felicia Teske of Boothwyn says she was preparing fried eggplant for dinner Sunday evening and noticed that the seeds in one slice seemed to spell out the word "GOD".

http://a.abclocal.go.com/images/wpvi...nt-GOD-280.jpg

Felicia says she bought the eggplant at a roadside produce stand a while back, and also says the discovery has really given her food for thought. Felicia told Action News that she recently had family members pass away and it is comforting that "GOD" appeared.

Felicia Teske and her husband put aside that slice of eggplant. But with the rest of it they had for dinner, which they say was simply divine.

(Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?se...rre&id=5563034

That looks like it says GiD to me.

Finding religious figures on food, moldy bathroom tiles, and other things just seems like such BS to me. I remember an auction for toast that Jesus appeared on making a few thousand dollars. A FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR TOAST!

Although I'm not saying that this is divine or anything, that really IS creepy. Finding the word God in my food would bother me more than anything.

"Hail Satan" would have been objectively cooler.

Looks like a dead Eggplant Wizard to me.

It looks like two oven mits handling a dead fish.

http://aycu39.webshots.com/image/247...1028497_rs.jpg

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So this is the face of God. Who knew?

I weep at the number of Gods I must have inadvertantly eaten because I didn't think to read my vegetables correctly. Woe~~

I see GOP =(

Sorry Democrats~

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Originally Posted by sprouticus (Post 488801)

I remember an auction for toast that Jesus appeared on making a few thousand dollars. A FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR TOAST!

I couldn't find an eBay auction with "eggplant" and "God" as the keywords. :(

...yet.

Cucumbers and bananas resemble penises. Lets all worship Priapus and reproduce.

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Originally Posted by Gechmir (Post 489018)

I see GOP =(

Sorry Democrats~

Of course, there are a lot of people who read "GOP" as "GOD" and vote accordingly. :cmb:

I see "GIE"....Is that sacreligious? (Firefox seems to think so...)

Well, even God couldn't save that eggplant.

Pixels, I can see them, etc.

I remember the story about the vision of Mother Teresa a woman in Mexico found on her tortilla. She hung it on the wall.

I'm thinking that this kind of stuff is just God messing up the whole 'second messiah' business. Like with the Jesus-toast thing, he was totally gearing up to make the person holding the bread the next 'Son of God'... and missed.

"All right. I've got the next 'chosen one' in my sights. Ready... aim... aw SHIT! Son of a bitch, the next messiah is... a sandwich."

I once thought I saw God when I was eating eggplant. Turns out I was just allergic and was having a bad reaction.

Signs from Heaven are...

http://www.harrahs.com/images/Proper...er_300x225.jpg

Bullshit!

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Originally Posted by Temari (Post 489144)

Son of a bitch, the next messiah is...

If Yoda was God. :tpg:

God is an atheistic construction.

More importantly, if this lady is Christian, she's going against her religion by NOT eating the eggplant (This is the body and blood of Christ, etc)

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Originally Posted by Hachifusa (Post 488859)

"Hail Satan" would have been objectively cooler.

I'm with you on that one.

Yeah I think all these images of relgious figures in every day objects is a pile of jesus shaped shit.

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Felicia told Action News that she recently had family members pass away and it is comforting that "GOD" appeared.

Religion, opium, people, etc.