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Bigblah Aug 6, 2007 11:40 AM

Behave, or you're getting the Hello Kitty armband
 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6932801.stm

Quote:

Police chiefs in the Thai capital, Bangkok, have come up with a new way of punishing officers who break the rules - an eye-catching Hello Kitty armband.

The armband is large, bright pink and has a Hello Kitty motif with two hearts embroidered on it.

From today, officers who are late, park in the wrong place or commit other minor transgressions will have to wear it for several days.

The armband is designed to shame the wearer, police officials said.

Do you agree with such a horrible, draconian punishment? It is going to drastically affect morale. This would never have happened if Thaksin were still in office. Bunch of bastards.

russ Aug 6, 2007 11:51 AM

Don't worry, after a few months, the meaning behind the armband will have shifted to signify who is the biggest loose-cannon on the force.

You can just see a cop telling some criminal "You don't want to mess with me, do you even see how many Hello Kitty armbands I am wearing? I'm crazy, man."

Summonmaster Aug 6, 2007 12:07 PM

The effect is lost if you find Hello Kitty cute like I do :3
That's a hilarious form of punishment, assuming that Bangkok police are heavy on machismo.

Chibi Neko Aug 6, 2007 09:36 PM

If my friend was a cop she'd be the first one to break a rule just so that she could wear the armband, she is such a huge Hello Kitty fan.

Sakabadger Aug 6, 2007 09:50 PM

Is Sanrio getting big bux out of this?

blackjack Aug 6, 2007 11:00 PM

If you hit a suspect with a phone book, you get a Keropi armband to boot.

Ceres Aug 6, 2007 11:09 PM

1. Move to Bangkok
2. become a police officer
3. Break rules
4. Profit


My revised set of life goals.

Dee Aug 6, 2007 11:29 PM

I love Hello Kitty. I would wear that armband with PRIDE.

Along with all those stick thin emo boys.

Kaze Aug 6, 2007 11:47 PM

i think the burden of shame is to great for these police officers to bare. they shouldnt be have to put through so much mental abuse.

Fleshy Fun-Bridge Aug 7, 2007 06:16 PM

I think their only choice for these shamed troublemakers is to band together to form their own Hello Kitty Death Squad ultimately turning what was once an icon of innocence into the ultimate paragon of evil.

Hachifusa Aug 7, 2007 08:33 PM

I don't understand messages like this. I mean, it's funny, but is that really what cops want to get across? I wouldn't mock the police officers who wear that; I would totally look up to them for being cool.

Leknaat Aug 7, 2007 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dee (Post 485809)
I love Hello Kitty. I would wear that armband with PRIDE.

Along with all those stick thin emo boys.

You'd wear emo boys? Wow.....

On Topic:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I agree with russ. Hello Kitty will soon equal badassness.

Bradylama Aug 8, 2007 05:12 AM

"YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON MCGUFFY! I can't afford to be sending you out on the street!"

"It doesn't matter how many armbands you give me, chief. I'm gonna keep doing what's right."


I'm a little put off by all you sadsacks who actually want a Hello Kitty armband, like some kind of Japanese corporate brownshirts.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Aug 8, 2007 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 486401)
I'm a little put off by all you sadsacks who actually want a Hello Kitty armband, like some kind of Japanese corporate brownshirts.

I suspect the incidences of crime requiring the intervention of a beat cop involving Wapanese internet nerds is sufficiently low for the powers that be to discount the risk of an undercurrent of grudging respect for the maverik cops from the criminal fraternity.

Vemp Aug 8, 2007 09:05 AM

Thais are crazy, and they sound funny.

Hydra Aug 8, 2007 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by russ (Post 485545)
You can just see a cop telling some criminal "You don't want to mess with me, do you even see how many Hello Kitty armbands I am wearing? I'm crazy, man."

That mental image gave me a decent chuckle. Just thought I'd let you know.

Divest Aug 8, 2007 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ceres (Post 485801)
1. Move to Bangkok
2. become a police officer
3. Break rules
4. Profit


My revised set of life goals.

Only you would go through ridiculous steps like that for a fucking arm band.

Then again, I guess anything that gets you out of the house is gold.

LaMenina Aug 9, 2007 08:02 PM

Hahaha, this is hilarious. I can't believe they are actually doing this as a punishment. Like some people said above, I'd LOVE a hello kitty armband as punishment. Sanrio stuff here is priced exorbitantly, and I'd be tardy twenty times over in order to get me some armbandage.

Stop Sign Aug 9, 2007 08:26 PM

If I were in charge, I would make them wear DESU DESU DESU armbands. Seems more of a punishment to me, you know what I'm sayin'?

EDIT:

Actually, why stop there? I think delinquent police officers should have their patrol car siresn replaced with ones that go DESUDESUDESDES through the mean streets of Bangkok for much humiliation and lulz ! Also, they should flash red and green. I think this is a perfectly reasonable suggestion. :tpg:

RainMan Aug 9, 2007 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by LaMenina (Post 487219)
Hahaha, this is hilarious. I can't believe they are actually doing this as a punishment. Like some people said above, I'd LOVE a hello kitty armband as punishment. Sanrio stuff here is priced exorbitantly, and I'd be tardy twenty times over in order to get me some armbandage.

Wow. How inhumane. LOL I hardly think that this will be the presiding opinion over at the precinct, but it just might work to promote better behavior.

I mean honestly, how many people become police officers to gain 'instant' respect? Can you really respect a policeman with a hello kitty armband? Its certainly a strong incentive to not be a jackass police officer. However, the armband is a shtick which probably won't stick. It becomes problematic because it will probably cause citizens not to take the police force seriously, which is never good. This isn't a very respectful premise nor very serious. It seems more like a frat gag than something that should be instituted by an official police source.

To me, hello kitty armband's as punishment, is about as practical as playing Classical music at bus stops to keep violent crime down.

Plankton614 Aug 15, 2007 07:41 PM

Bahahah, I LOVE this idea. It truly is the perfect way to punish those who are too concerned with issues of testosterone and machismo.

Gotta love inventive disciplinary measures! =)

RacinReaver Aug 16, 2007 11:25 AM

Quote:

"Guilty officers will be made to wear the armbands in the office for a few days, with instructions not to disclose their offences. Let people guess what they have done," he said.
Unfortunately, they're not wearing this while out on the streets, just while walking around the station. :(


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