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Luminaire Jul 7, 2007 06:03 PM

Moron fails the Bar exam because of the gays
 
From the Boston Herald:
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A Boston man who failed the Massachusetts bar exam has filed a federal lawsuit claiming his refusal to answer a test question - related to gay marriage - caused him to flunk the test.

Stephen Dunne, 30, is suing the Massachusetts Board of Bar Examiners and the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court, claiming the “inappropriate” test question violated his religious convictions and his First Amendment rights. Answering the question, Dunne claims, would imply he endorsed gay marriage and parenting.

The suit also challenges the constitutionality of the 2003 SJC ruling that made Massachusetts the nation’s first state to legalize same-sex marriage.

Dunne, who describes himself as a Christian and a Democrat, is seeking $9.75 million in damages and wants a jury to prohibit the Board of Bar Examiners from considering the question in his passage of the exam and to order it removed from all future exams.
Aaand here's the offending question:
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“Yesterday, Jane got drunk and hit (her spouse) Mary with a baseball bat, breaking Mary’s leg, when she learned that Mary was having an affair with Lisa,” the bar exam question stated. “As a result, Mary decided to end her marriage with Jane in order to live in her house with Philip, Charles and Lisa. What are the rights of Mary and Jane?”
Somehow, if this guy thinks he's going to get anything -- let alone $9.75 million -- out of this, I think it's pretty safe to say that he didn't flunk the Bar exam solely because of this question.

Thoughts? Opinions? Should such a "socially sensitive" question like this be allowed on the Bar exam? Does it matter, and why?

Divest Jul 7, 2007 07:08 PM

Hahaha, what are the rights of Mary and Jane.

This dude doesn't have a case. For shit. That question doesn't imply he endorses anything. I think this dude didn't pass the bar exam and is now trying anything he can to get around it and get paid.

I know nothing of the bar exam, but would refusing to answer one question really cause him to fail? If he was on the verge and then missed this question then he's just an idiot. If he wasn't even close to passing then he's an idiot. If he got all the other answers right (or at least enough to pass) and refused to answer this question, causing him to fail, he's an idiot.

Sounds pretty cut and dry to me.

BlueMikey Jul 7, 2007 07:22 PM

The article said he was really close to passing. 268.866 and needed a 270 to pass. If he had a half-assed answer on this question he probably would have passed. (Isn't really the issue, though.)

The case won't succeed. If they had asked him a question on the 2nd Amendment and he was against the NRA, would he have similarly not answered the question? Knowing the law isn't the same as endorsing the law.

There is no 1st Amendment violation as his speech was not impeded, nor was his own ability to practice the religion of his choosing.

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"Lawyers have to answer questions about legal principles they disagree with all the time, and that doesn’t mean we’re endorsing them,” said Dacey, a director of Goulston & Storrs’ litigation group. “You might be somebody who is morally opposed to divorce, but have to interpret the divorce laws of the commonwealth to answer a question about who property is passed to."
I wouldn't hire this guy who failed the bar as my lawyer, that's for sure (if he ever passes the bar). If you can't fairly evaluate and opposing position, how can you ever represent your client well?

Luminaire Jul 7, 2007 07:54 PM

What's more is that the question is about domestic issues, not (specifically) gay rights. If Jane had been a man, the nature of the question would not have changed whatsoever. Refusing to answer it based solely on its inclusion of lesbians is a crock.

Zergrinch Jul 7, 2007 08:00 PM

Isn't the answer a little fuzzy? I mean, individual states have their own laws about what rights a married gay couple would have, if they allow marriage in the first place :p

Fleshy Fun-Bridge Jul 7, 2007 08:13 PM

Why should it be fuzzy? The question presupposes that marriage has been granted legally. The answer would be the same if it were Dick and Sheryl rather than Lisa and Mary. As someone who is going to practice law, this should be obvious.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Jul 7, 2007 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ElectricSheep (Post 467301)
The question presupposes that marriage has been granted legally.

There is still a seperation of church and state, which could be troublesome given that its a legal question that offended his religious sensibilities. He may actually have a case if he can prove that he was religiously stigmatized by the offending article.

The question we should all be asking is if we want this person working in a law office.

Luminaire Jul 7, 2007 08:25 PM

The mere presence of homosexuals -- without an air of disapproval -- is what he finds "offensive," which is completely ridiculous. If the question had involved homosexuals insulting Christianity in some way, then that would serve as grounds for offense.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Jul 7, 2007 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Luminaire (Post 467303)
The mere presence of homosexuals -- without an air of disapproval -- is what he finds "offensive," which is completely ridiculous.

No more ridiculous than you forcing someone else to conform to your own ideals, which is exactly what this guy is complaining about, like it or not.

How Unfortunate Jul 7, 2007 09:21 PM

I agree with him. I mean, it's a good thing that in the past lawyers have never had to put aside their moral preferences for some vague higher ideal of "justice and representation for all." Otherwise, you could have lawyers helping murderers prepare their defence cases and other such things!

BlueMikey Jul 7, 2007 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Zergrinch (Post 467299)
Isn't the answer a little fuzzy? I mean, individual states have their own laws about what rights a married gay couple would have, if they allow marriage in the first place :p

Not fuzzy at all. He was sitting the Massachusetts bar exam for a license in that specific state.

It actually is a very valid question. If he can't determine the rights of a person, he has no business practicing law in that state.

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Originally Posted by LeHah (Post 467302)
There is still a seperation of church and state, which could be troublesome given that its a legal question that offended his religious sensibilities. He may actually have a case if he can prove that he was religiously stigmatized by the offending article.

The First Amendment does not give you a right to not be offended by the religious acts of others and the question doesn't limiting his ability to practice his religion in any way he sees fit. The question is not much different to a lawyer than asking what 2+2 equals (not as black and white). The mere fact that they have rights is not state-sponsored religious persecution (no matter what he believes) nor is the fact that the bar asks him to state what those rights are.

It is similar to a white supremacist sitting the bar saying that it is against his religion if he is asked on the bar exam about the rights of a black man.

Sarag Jul 7, 2007 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by the index page
Moron fails the Bar exam...
How Unfortunate

I had a laugh.

Anyway, unfortunate, a lawyer has every right to refuse to represent a case if he feels that he cannot defend the murderer (for instance). In fact he has a moral imperative to; it's not worse for a man to have to shop for another lawyer than it is for the lawyer he got to give a defense substandard of his abilities. That actually can be grounds for retrial and all that.

Anyway this asshole sounds like the broad who eventually sued University of Michigan - and won - because she was put on a wait list to get in. She apparently felt that affirmative action worked against her. Assholes are everywhere, what can I say?

Guru Jul 7, 2007 11:20 PM

Maybe Mary is a man. There have been weirder names for men.

Divest Jul 8, 2007 02:15 AM

Well, the question called both parties "she".

Misogynyst Gynecologist Jul 8, 2007 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by BlueMikey (Post 467335)
The First Amendment does not give you a right to not be offended by the religious acts of others and the question doesn't limiting his ability to practice his religion in any way he sees fit.

The First Amendment doesn't supercede inalienable rights. Just because you or I disagree with this person doesn't mean he's wrong and just because he comes off as a homophobic dick, doesn't make him automatically wrong.

The fact of the matter is - we wouldn't have lawyers at all if its wasn't for the fact that people disagree on things. Thats as common as grass in this day and age - and why should he have to answer a question that is against his personal beliefs? We don't ask the Amish to climb into ambulances for that very same reason.

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Originally Posted by BlueMikey (Post 467335)
The question is not much different to a lawyer than asking what 2+2 equals (not as black and white).

Its entirely different - because religions don't have a problem with mathmatics, while they do have a problem with homosexuality.

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Originally Posted by BlueMikey (Post 467335)
The mere fact that they have rights is not state-sponsored religious persecution (no matter what he believes) nor is the fact that the bar asks him to state what those rights are.

Thats not called into question. He's complaining about the QUESTION being on the TEST, not the fact that they have rights at all. Stop trying to villianize someone over a disagreement if you're not going to read the fucking article.

Arainach Jul 8, 2007 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by LeHah (Post 467571)
and why should he have to answer a question that is against his personal beliefs? We don't ask the Amish to climb into ambulances for that very same reason.

If someone wants to live according to their religion, that is their right within reason. But if they want to become a lawyer they have to know and demonstrate an understanding of the law. If that's incompatible with their religion, then it's their right to not be a lawyer.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Jul 8, 2007 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Arainach (Post 467587)
But if they want to become a lawyer they have to know and demonstrate an understanding of the law.

He's questioning the moral values of a law test, not the social nuances of a group of people. He's never said anything about his dislike of gays - simply that the question was inappropriate to the test and his belief system.

Why is it all you people who scream for equal rights and tolerance are amongst the most ignorant and intolerant people of all?

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Originally Posted by Arainach (Post 467587)
If that's incompatible with their religion, then it's their right to not be a lawyer.

You obviously do not know what a "right" if if you're using it inappropriately in that sentence.

Luminaire Jul 8, 2007 10:57 AM

If the guy had just skipped the question and went on with his life, fine, that's his choice. However, because he chose to raise a stink over it because he failed the test, it sounds like a bad case of sour grapes to me.

A lot of religions are against interracial relationships. What if Jane had been John, a black guy? Would the mere presence of a mixed race couple been "inappropriate"? These things happen in real life. If he didn't want to answer the question, fine. But trying to jack $9.75 mil from the system because he flunked the test -- by getting several other answers wrong, I might add -- is stupid.

I'd be more sympathetic to his case if it wasn't for the dollar signs obstructing the whole story.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Jul 8, 2007 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Luminaire (Post 467607)
However, because he chose to raise a stink over it because he failed the test, it sounds like a bad case of sour grapes to me.

Its safe to say that considering how close he was to passing the test and refusing to answer the question that raises this conversation - its entirely possible that he didn't get a passing grade for refusing to answer that single question.

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Originally Posted by Luminaire (Post 467607)
A lot of religions are against interracial relationships. What if Jane had been John, a black guy? Would the mere presence of a mixed race couple been "inappropriate"?

Quite possibly. The state has no say in what people's personal beliefs are, and while this man's ideals aren't the same as my own, he has the complete right to complain about what he sees as a moral injustice. Anything less and we'll have the Red Choir of Russia singing as the likes of you march us all off to some utopian ideal.

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Originally Posted by Luminaire (Post 467607)
These things happen in real life.

You don't see the problem, which is the most confounding thing of all. He's not rebelling against gay marriage - simply that they used it in a test. It would be very, very easy for him to avoid taking up legal council for homosexuals once he passed the bar exam. His issue is with the test, not if homosexuals should be married.

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Originally Posted by Luminaire (Post 467607)
If he didn't want to answer the question, fine. But trying to jack $9.75 mil from the system because he flunked the test -- by getting several other answers wrong, I might add -- is stupid.

Stop trying to infer something you know nothing about. Without seeing the rest of the test and without knowing the system in which it is scored - all you're doing is assuming these things. You're being the stupid one here, because your tepid, uninformed morality has been offended by... a news article.

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Originally Posted by Luminaire (Post 467607)
I'd be more sympathetic to his case if it wasn't for the dollar signs obstructing the whole story.

I'd be more sympathetic towards your point if you had an intelligent one to make.

Arainach Jul 8, 2007 01:05 PM

Answering a legal question does not imply endorsing any values contained within. It means understanding the law. There are laws I disagree with. If I was a lawyer I'd still have to know them anyway.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Jul 8, 2007 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Arainach (Post 467657)
Answering a legal question does not imply endorsing any values contained within.

Answering a legal question does not imply you agree with it or plan on enforcing it to its proper end, either.

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Originally Posted by Arainach (Post 467657)
If I was a lawyer I'd still have to know them anyway.

He obviously DOES know it because he disagrees with it on the test, doesn't he? You're arguing on ignorance when he obviously doesn't have that if he's disagreeing with it.

Fleshy Fun-Bridge Jul 8, 2007 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by LeHah (Post 467661)
Answering a legal question does not imply you agree with it or plan on enforcing it to its proper end, either.



He obviously DOES know it because he disagrees with it on the test, doesn't he? You're arguing on ignorance when he obviously doesn't have that if he's disagreeing with it.

I don't see any evidence presented whatsoever that he does possess an understanding of spousal rights under a marital dispute. Indeed, a person could be wholly ignorant of the legal details, and still recognize that the subjects of the test question are homosexual, married, and have children. Shit, I don't have a fucking clue about how the details of the law, but I can still take the point of view that answering that question would offend my religious believes.

BlueMikey Jul 8, 2007 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by LeHah (Post 467571)
why should he have to answer a question that is against his personal beliefs? We don't ask the Amish to climb into ambulances for that very same reason.

He didn't have to answer the question. He didn't. He also failed the test, but there is no inalienable right to become a licensed attorney. There is no inalienable right to not have to take a test to pass the bar to which you have no moral objection to.

What you seem to miss, again: His free speech was not violated, he was allowed to speak in any way possible (and free speech isn't guaranteed in a private setting anyway). His freedom of religion was not violated, he is still allowed to practice his religion in the way he sees fit.

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Originally Posted by LeHah (Post 467595)
He's questioning the moral values of a law test, not the social nuances of a group of people. He's never said anything about his dislike of gays - simply that the question was inappropriate to the test and his belief system.

Why is it all you people who scream for equal rights and tolerance are amongst the most ignorant and intolerant people of all?

This is like trying to argue with someone who says intelligent design is science. You clearly have no idea what the hell you are talking about and are just trying to string together sentences with all the keywords that make absolutely zero sense.


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