DO NOT READ THIS THREAD I WARN YOU
 

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Now that you have seen this post, you must copy and paste this in 5 different threads or journal comments within 5 minutes. If you do not do so, your computer will blow up, your pet chihuahua will get AIDS, and /b/ will hack your MySpace page. Oh, and you will die.

Have a nice day!

Oh no!

Now that you have seen this post, you must copy and paste this in 5 different threads or journal comments within 5 minutes. If you do not do so, your computer will blow up, your pet chihuahua will get AIDS, and /b/ will hack your MySpace page. Oh, and you will die.

Have a nice day!

*clicks fingers* Gosh darn it! (Intriguing...I see up to 30 people have viewed this post, however I don't see any copypasta-ing...I smell cheaters)

Now that you have seen this post, you must copy and paste this in 5 different threads or journal comments within 5 minutes. If you do not do so, your computer will blow up, your pet chihuahua will get AIDS, and /b/ will hack your MySpace page. Oh, and you will die.

Have a nice day!

Oh no!

Now that you have seen this post, you must copy and paste this in 5 different threads or journal comments within 5 minutes. If you do not do so, your computer will blow up, your pet chihuahua will get AIDS, and /b/ will hack your MySpace page. Oh, and you will die.

Have a nice day!

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Now that you have seen this post, you must copy and paste this in 5 different threads or journal comments within 5 minutes. If you do not do so, your computer will blow up, your pet chihuahua will get AIDS, and /b/ will hack your MySpace page. Oh, and you will die.

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Now that you have seen this post, you must copy and paste this in 5 different threads or journal comments within 5 minutes. If you do not do so, your computer will blow up, your pet chihuahua will get AIDS, and /b/ will hack your MySpace page. Oh, and you will die.

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Now that you have seen this post, you must copy and paste this in 5 different threads or journal comments within 5 minutes. If you do not do so, your computer will blow up, your pet chihuahua will get AIDS, and /b/ will hack your MySpace page. Oh, and you will die.

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Now that you have seen this post, you must copy and paste this in 5 different threads or journal comments within 5 minutes. If you do not do so, your computer will blow up, your pet chihuahua will get AIDS, and /b/ will hack your MySpace page. Oh, and you will die.

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Ah, the man has found a loophole in the system! owait--

Hey...I just realised the 5 minutes thing. I've only done 3! And the time is up! =X Looks like two fifths of my computer will blow up, two fifths of my pet chihuahuas will get AIDS...and two fifths of my (non-existent) MySpace page will be hacked. Meh, I can live with that.

Perhaps not the "two fifths dead" thing, but...we'll see.

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Now that I have seen this post, I must copy and paste this in 5 different threads or journal comments within 5 minutes. If I do not do so, your computer will blow up, your pet chihuahua will get AIDS, and /b/ will hack your MySpace page. Oh, and you will die.

Ha ha, now the tables have turned!

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Though, on a lighter note, it's really irritating the way this shit has spread beyond emails to shit like YouTube comments.

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?

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Now that you have seen this post, you must copy and paste this in 5 different threads or journal comments within 5 minutes. If you do not do so, your computer will die, /b/ will hack your pet chihuahua up, and your MySpace page will blow you and give you AIDS.

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My pet chihuahua is acting up. I'm going to sue Blah for damages!

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Now that you have seen this post, you must copy and paste this in 5 different threads or journal comments within 5 minutes. If you do not do so, your computer will blow up, your pet chihuahua will get AIDS, and /b/ will hack your MySpace page. Oh, and your mom will get scared and say "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day,
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way.
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear the pricey booze, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think so; I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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Well, my computer just blew up, and so therefore I can't copy and paste this into other places. Oh wait, thats curious, how did I make this post? Isn't it dumb how people even make chain myspace comments nowadays. Because my life is really gonna suck if I don't paste it 20 times.

Oh, and also:

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Now that you have seen this post, you must copy and paste this in 5 different threads or journal comments within 5 minutes. If you do not do so, your computer will blow up, your pet chihuahua will get AIDS, and /b/ will hack your MySpace page. Oh, and you will die.

Have a nice day!

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Now that you have seen this post, you must copy and paste this in 5 different threads or journal comments within 5 minutes. If you do not do so, your computer will blow up, your pet chihuahua will get AIDS, and /b/ will hack your MySpace page. Oh, and you will die.

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This sounds like a terrorist threat to me. I am now notifying Homeland Security.

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(Fuck it. Just look at the top one.)


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Now that you have seen this cock rooster, you must copy and paste this in 5 different threads or journal comments within 5 minutes. If you do not do so, then Mister Cluckers will not approve! And he shoots lasers of anger from his talons. MUCH DEATH WILL ENSUE. The rooster will cry only once -- for your blood, should you fail.

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Edit: Fuck =( ASCII PIX DO NOT WERK

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Now that you have seen this post, you must copy and paste this in 5 different threads or journal comments within 5 minutes. If you do not do so, your computer will blow up, your pet chihuahua will get AIDS, and /b/ will hack your MySpace page. Oh, and you will die.

Do not have a nice day!

Oh no!

Now that you have seen this post, you must copy and paste this in 5 different threads or journal comments within 5 minutes. If you do not do so, your computer will blow up, your pet chihuahua will get AIDS, and /b/ will hack your MySpace page. Oh, and you will die.

Have a nice day!

Oh no!

Now that you have seen this post, you must copy and paste this in 5 different threads or journal comments within 5 minutes. If you do not do so, your computer will blow up, your pet chihuahua will get AIDS, and /b/ will hack your MySpace page. Oh, and you will die.

Have a nice day!

(Now the rest of you lose a free spot to put it in.)