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http://trooper221.livejournal.com/18...ew=199272#Mitt

Well done, you slimy chameleon backstabbing opportunist. You came off knowledgeable (especially with that stem cell alternative stuff). You looked good in the suit. You said a lot of the right right things. These things don’t have a clear winner, but of the three front runners, you did the best, you didn’t hurt yourself, and you may have even gained some ground.

That said, there’s something I need to get off my chest about Mitt.

YOU LYING TWO-FACED SCUM-SUCKING WEASEL.

We don’t know who did it, but I’m sure that it was the Romney campaign that leaked the Giuliani contributions to Planned Parenthood. While Rudy’s innocuous flipflop dominates the news, you keep your own AMAZING 180 off the front page, instead looking like “unite-er, not a divider” over Al Sharpton’s jab at your Mormonism.

The bottom line: Romney will say anything. Romney will do anything. Romney will sell out whoever he has to. Romney will screw over anyone he has to. Romney has no conscience. He has no soul. He has only one thing in mind: the quest for power.

He ran for all sorts of political offices, finally winning the damn governorship of my own native commonwealth, mostly because the Dem against him was a joke. He lied then. He lied all the way through office. He did everything possible to formulate a resume that would look good for a White House run, and every single citizen of the Bay State with a brain knew that. He doesn’t care what happens to anyone. He just wants things to look good for him.

The rest of the Romney section is just a bunch of four-letter words and libelous accusations, so I’ll save the gentle reader from that.

So what's the deal? Is Romney the physical manifestation of Spider Jerusalem's smiler? What say you Commonwealthers?