Peach's Cake: The Greatest Fanfic Of All Time?
 

Yes, yes, I know. Fanfics generally cause the slurpees in any sane computernet user's stomach to instantly rise like magma in an angered volcano. Normally when someone praises a fan-work, saying it's anything but bad (much less saying it's the 'greatest' something-or-other), it's usually laced with with unbridled sarcasm.

BUT NOT THIS TIME.

Prepare to have your nouns utterly and completely verbed by the most incredible <s>Super Mario</s> fanfic ever written.

http://www.xenoworks.com/SMB/smb.htm

Feast your eyes on this, one of the greatest pieces of narrative this side of 16th century playwrights. This is quite possibly the only instance one would ever desire to do fanart of a fanfic.

Since it is put in the "Laugh and Games" part of the forum...is it suppose to make me laugh?

Anyway, the language was actually pretty impressive for a fan-fic. Somewhat of a rarity now days with all these gameplayers with the intellect of a garden hose that dares to tread on the literary realm of the English Language.

"DEAD OF THE SCKICK" (any who gets this allusion will get a cookie)

Well it's an interesting take on the Mario universe, but it makes no sense at all.

Well, it was so absurdly serious and well-written it made me chuckle. He even stays true to the characters...

You definitely got that right. Way too serious for Mario characters. Throw a pie or two for God's sake XP

This is interesting. I have never seen so many large words in a fanfic. It is very well written as well. The dark tones makes it different. I'm curious to see how it turns out.

I bet Bowser will have a very gruesome death.

I've read better. =|