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Wall Feces Mar 15, 2007 11:29 AM

Don't Google "How to Commit Murder" before committing murder
 
From http://www.dailyrecord.com/apps/pbcs...=2007703130391

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Cop: Wife googled 'How to commit murder'
BY RICK MALWITZ
STAFF WRITER
Tuesday, March 13, 2007

At exactly 5:45:34 on April 18, 2004 a computer taken from the office of the attorney of Melanie McGuire, did a search on the words "How To Commit Murder."

That same day searches on Google and MSN search engines, were conducted on such topics as `instant poisons,` `undetectable poisons,' 'fatal digoxin doses,' and gun laws in New Jersey and Pennsylvania.

Ten days later, according to allegations by the state of New Jersey, McGuire murdered her husband, William T. McGuire, at their Woodbridge apartment, using a gun obtained in Pennsylvania, one day after obtaining a prescription for a sedative known as the "date rape" drug.

Jennifer Seymour, who worked for the State Police digital technology unit, testified thismorning how she examined the digital contents of computers and hand held devices obtained as part of the investigation.

Her testimony was the strongest evidence yet in the state's circumstantial evidence case against the 34-year-old McGuire, who allegedly murdered her husband with a .38 caliber weapon, dismembered his body and placed body parts in three suitcases found in the Chesapeake Bay in May of 2004.

While the jury has yet to see any fingerprint, blood or DNA evidence in the case, the evidence presented by Seymour illustrated how computers can be a valuable investigation tool.

Seymour was still being questioned by Assistant Attorney General Patricia Prezioso when Superior Court Judge Frederick De Vesa gave the jury its lunch break. Testimony was scheduled to resume at 1:45 p.m.

Seymour, now employed by the U.S. Department of Defense, testified how digital investigators can trace activity on a computer, including information the user has deleted.

She testified that she isolated data that was accessed in the weeks leading up to the murder, by inserting the keyword "search," which showed activity by Google and MSN search engines, with the searches center-ing on poisons and gun laws.

The murder took place the same day, according to allegations by the state, that a two-ounce prescription of chloral hydrate was purchased at a Walgreen's in Edison.

A search on April 26, 2004 of the computer seized by the state found that the user accessed the site www.walgreens.com/storelocator.

On Monday Yan Kim Lee, a pharmacist at the Walgreen's on New Durham Road in Edison, testified that on the morning of April 28 she filled a prescription for chloral hydrate for a woman named Tiffany Bain, on script signed by Dr. Bradley Miller of Reproductive Medicine Associates in Morristown.

Melanie McGuire worked at the RMA office as a nurse, and at the time of her husband's death she was having an affair with Miller.

Lee testified that she typically fills only about three or four prescriptions annually for chloral hydrate.

In her testimony Seymour said she was able to trace e-mails on Hotmail accounts allegedly used by McGuire and Miller. She said the e-mails seemed to indicate the two had a romantic relation-ship, with such phrases as "I love you," and "I miss you."
I think this lady sets a new standard for piss-poor murderers. Oh well, I got a good laugh out of it.

K_ Takahashi Mar 15, 2007 11:35 AM

I would do it from a random loacation (library or something).

the same goes for 'terrorist FAQs'

Smelnick Mar 15, 2007 11:51 AM

No kidding. If you need to google "how to murder", you really shouldn't be murdering. I guess you really shouldn't be murdering anyhow. But comeon, unless its a natural instinct. Don't consider it.

tenseiken Mar 15, 2007 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Smelnick (Post 413685)
If you need to google "how to murder", you really shouldn't be murdering.

Definitely a job best left to the professionals. :D

Smelnick Mar 15, 2007 12:03 PM

I'd say only do it if your gonna get paid for it. Otherwise, wheres the point?(besides at the end of the knife you were thinking of using)

munchkin13 Mar 15, 2007 04:16 PM

She does seem like a total idiot, has she never seen crime scene programmes where they actually look at computers. She brings shame on women.

Gumby Mar 15, 2007 05:08 PM

lol what a retard. She should have just divorced the guy.

Congle line of abuse. Or is that conga-line. Or congaline. Mar 15, 2007 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Gumby (Post 413798)
lol what a retard. She should have just divorced the guy.

sometimes it's just not that easy, you pretty much have to kill them or kill yourself at a certain point.

Honestly though, proxys, clear history and search data, burn the computor, do something.

Gumby Mar 15, 2007 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rasputin (Post 413802)
sometimes it's just not that easy, you pretty much have to kill them or kill yourself at a certain point.

Honestly though, proxys, clear history and search data, burn the computor, do something.

It isn't that hard to get divorced, or at the very least legally seperated. What is interesting is that she managed to kill him and leave almost no evidence... except her computer.

Paco Mar 15, 2007 07:59 PM

Darwin Award, anyone?

parKbench Mar 15, 2007 07:59 PM

Why would you kill your husband when you can collect alimony from him for the rest of your life?

tenseiken Mar 15, 2007 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by parKbench (Post 413865)
Why would you kill your husband when you can collect alimony from him for the rest of your life?

That's true, unless he's broke and stays that way. Even if he was loaded, I think cutting a guy up into bite-sized morsels would prove pretty therapeutic after a crappy marriage.

Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon Mar 15, 2007 10:26 PM

I have just Googled "How Not to Commit Murder", "How to Be Totally Innocent", and "Being Someplace Else, Perhaps Housesitting Alone With No Witnesses In Somebody Else's House As A Favor For Them While They're Vacationing In Spain, While My Girlfriend Is Mysteriously Shredded Into No Less Than Three-thousand Messy Pieces With A Chainsaw".

SET. FOR. LIFE.

Paco Mar 15, 2007 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Crash Landon (Post 413920)
"Being Someplace Else, Perhaps Housesitting Alone With No Witnesses In Somebody Else's House As A Favor For Them While They're Vacationing In Spain, While My Girlfriend Is Mysteriously Shredded Into No Less Than Three-thousand Messy Pieces With A Chainsaw".

Dude... Haven't you EVER seen Fargo? Chainsaws take too much time; IT'S ALL ABOUT A WOODCHIPPER, DONCHA KNOW~


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