godofgta3, Young Sony Fan
 

A young PS3 fan discovers a microphone and creates the most compelling anti-nintendo rant the internet has ever had the privelige of seeing.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5MM--ve66UQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wG4aH14ZqfI

This kid fails and fails hard, so hard that his massive amount of fail rips through the fabric of spacetime allowing win to leak in from an alternate dimension consisting entirely of hilarity. Simply watch this video for your recommended daily intake of aids:

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It gets better, he's a musician too!

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That was fucking awful.

I highly doubt that this kid is strong enough to actually even come close to breaking a DS screen. The DS isn't near as fragile as he believes it is.

Also, I suggest he check his hair for lice. His head-scratching distracted me for the vast majority of the video.

Damn right. On both points.

I think his mic is a bit too close, because every time there's a "P" sound, it's like an explosion in the background or something. Doesn't help since he's talking about a PSP.

I seriously hope this is a joke.

Yes he has moved on. it's not like the gta franchise is like 10 years old.

Oh. wait it is...

Wow that's automaticly amazing!

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TASTY EARWAX

I remember this guy. =) The kid put these up with comments disabled, so a bajillion people made video responses mocking him instead (just chuck 'godofgta3' into YouTube search), so he cried and took them down. Not before other people rehosted them though!

You can NEVER get bored with an ANALOG STICK!

I love the fact that this guy doesn't know that the bit wars have been over since Atari brought out the MAGIC JAGUAR 64 and then they became a toilet. And seriously what the hell does he think he's talking about when he says "128 bit graphics"? The little shit's not fooling anyone when he feigns knowledge of what he's talking about.

Also the PSP is a 32-bit handheld haha owned.

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