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Drex Feb 8, 2007 05:15 PM

66-year-old Brazilian man fights off 77-pound snake
 
http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americ....ap/index.html

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A 66-year-old man saved his grandson from the grip of a 16-foot-long (5 meter) anaconda by beating the snake with rocks and a knife for half an hour, authorities said Thursday.

"When I saw the snake wrapped around my grandson's neck I thought it was going to kill him," Joaquim Pereira told Brazil's Agencia Estado news service. "It was agonizing, I pulled it from one side, but it would come back on the other."

While the boy was playing with friends, the snake attacked and wrapped itself around him, police officer Hudson Augusto said. Anacondas are not poisonous, but kill their prey by coiling around them and squeezing until victims suffocate.

"It brought me to the ground and bit me," the boy told Globo TV. "Then it started crawling up my neck and began suffocating me."

Mateus had to be rushed to a hospital and needed 21 stitches on his chest where he was bitten. He was later released.
Hardcore, man. I like news stories of man triumphing over ferocious beast. Makes me want a 66-year-old Brazilian grandpa. =D

Vestin Feb 8, 2007 05:22 PM

I don't know how an anaconda could have "knocked this boy to the ground" like nothing.

These things just don't just pop out of the bush's. They were probably fucking with the snake, pissed it off, and then whined about it later.

Gechmir Feb 8, 2007 05:31 PM

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3...conda_ver2.jpg

Interrobang Feb 8, 2007 05:36 PM

I'm pretty sure Anacondas are pretty fucking fast for their size. They usually wait in the water and bite at anything that goes near the water, likely for a drink. Judging by the picture and description, this is exactly what happened.

Grail Feb 8, 2007 05:39 PM

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8840/snakesie2.jpg

They were aiming for a sequel, why lie?

JackTheRipper Feb 8, 2007 07:14 PM

That is so badass. Props to the old man.

The Plane Is A Tiger Feb 8, 2007 08:51 PM

I'm most impressed by the grandfather's stamina. Fighting a giant snake with nothing but rocks and a knife for half an hour wouldn't be an easy task at any age, yet he managed to drive it off. It's lucky that the kid wasn't bleeding too heavily from that chest wound, considering how long it took to get him to a hospital.

Yggdrasil Feb 8, 2007 09:01 PM

Rocks and a knife, for 30 minutes. And from the sounds of it during that 30 whole minutes the snake was still on the boy, yet it still failed to kill him?

Plarom Feb 8, 2007 09:18 PM

That's amazing. Giant snake attack training should be offered in every self-defense class. The kid never had a chance and in that situation the old man's reflexes had to have been impeccable!

I'd like to know if anyone honestly thinks they'd be able to do that. I have a natural affinity for jungle terrain and I doubt I'd be able to do it!

Muzza Feb 9, 2007 01:51 AM

Man, by the sounds of it that snake is a wimp. Props to the old man, though. I would have liked to see him in action (but not the wuss snake =X).

Token Feb 9, 2007 12:12 PM

[QUOTE=Vestin;385109]I don't know how an anaconda could have "knocked this boy to the ground" like nothing. [QUOTE]

It was 77 pounds. It could knock many things over like nothing.

mistershow Feb 9, 2007 01:39 PM

that kid is lucky as hell that he didn't become lunch for that snake

Meth Feb 9, 2007 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Muzza (Post 385622)
Man, by the sounds of it that snake is a wimp.

Snakes are strong, but never underestimate the power of old man strength. Every now and then, you see the old man who looks so weathered and rugged that he could prolly take on 10 of those snakes.

Drex Feb 9, 2007 01:57 PM

Plus there's the sheer adrenaline factor of seeing your grandson dying right in front of you. I think that would be a pretty decent motivating factor.

Token Feb 9, 2007 02:19 PM

Like a grandmother who could lift up a car to save her grandbaby.

munchkin13 Feb 10, 2007 10:31 AM

That grandson would've had to have been messing about with the snake or something. I don't believe it just went for him for the sake of it.
The grandpa is extremely strong to do that and brave in away because it could've easily swapped targets.

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 10, 2007 01:19 PM

Stubborn fucking snake. I wonder if he tried sawing its head off?

stolein44 Feb 11, 2007 02:23 PM

Thats so crazy I would have shat my pants the minute i saw that snake also that anaconda could have been very strong cause if this boy was as small as they say he is then it could have easily ate him

Ryuu Feb 11, 2007 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Plarom (Post 385323)
That's amazing. Giant snake attack training should be offered in every self-defense class.

Indeed.


Props for the grandpa for being awesome. 30 minutes of attacking a snake - gotta love adrenalin.

mistershow Feb 13, 2007 05:10 PM

I'm not really sure that I get why he let it get away though. If he had a knife, couldn't he have just chopped its head off and killed it?

Radez Feb 13, 2007 05:23 PM

Maybe it was a whittling knife? He could have poked it in the eye or something though. =o

Grail Feb 13, 2007 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mistershow (Post 389457)
I'm not really sure that I get why he let it get away though. If he had a knife, couldn't he have just chopped its head off and killed it?

Er...depends on the size of the knife...I'm sure if he was stabbing away at the snake for over a half hour, it had to be pretty damn tiny.

Graffiacane Feb 13, 2007 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by mistershow (Post 389457)
I'm not really sure that I get why he let it get away though. If he had a knife, couldn't he have just chopped its head off and killed it?

Maybe that's easier said than done... Besides, it would take away the adrenaline of the story :tpg:

Gumby Feb 13, 2007 07:28 PM

It actually isn't that easy to kill an anaconda. I saw a video of a jaguar fighting with an anaconda. The jaguar won but it took that thing forever to kill the snake because the only place that the snake was vulnerable to immediate death was the head.

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 14, 2007 10:29 AM

Oh man I love watching awesome animal fights. Fucking snake couldn't wrap around the cat at all?


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