You are a Tiger Herder or a Bear Herder
 

It is what your family does and your father has recently died and you and your brother have inherited the tiger/bear herding business. You are the older brother though so you get to choose. Do you herd tigers or do you herd bears? =o

It is a big responsibility and you must choose one as you certainly cannot handle both. Well maybe you can but your younger brother will get jealous and you love your baby brother and do not wish to see him jealous.

Anyway, how do you do this thing? How do you heard these animals? What do you feed them? How do you keep them?

Oh like I'm supposed to know!? You are the herding expert! You tell me, smart ass. :mad:

I am a scruffy looking nerf herder.

Tiger herder would be so much more hardcore to tell people about. It would likely be more difficult, though. I guess I'd still go with that, but heck if I'd know how to handle it. I'd probably die within the first week, just to spite my father's restless spirit. =o

You're fucking crazy.

I'd take the tigers just so I could get them to eat you and your horrible threads.

That's pretty cool, dude, but you aren't answering the thread's purpose. :mad:

My father used to clear jungles for development into housing estates and small townships. We lived in Malaysia, the home of the smallest bears in the world, sun bears.

Well, my dad caught a sun bear, and kept it in his backyard in a cage for a while. This was when I was studying in Singapore, so it was something to look forward to when I came back to visit. The bear was very docile, and the one time it escaped its cage, it didn't take a whole lot of coaxing to get it back in...

Anyway, the bear was surrendered to the Forestry Department, but yeah, I'd be a bear herder. 'Cos I have relevant experience.

I'd be a tiger herder, just because tigers are so much cooler then bears. I'd train them and be their friend somehow, and terrify people by learning to ride them. Seriously... would you mess with me of I came up to you riding on a tiger? No. Way.

So yeah... tigers. Awesome.

I would let my younger brother pick assuming I had one and the neither animal type killed him yet in this case. Then assuming he'd get too scared to actual pick one, I would buckle down with bears. I think I got desensitized from those cheesy doritos commercials with the hot, bold, and sweet aspects. Not to say that it would be like that in real life, but I get the impression that bears are more like teddy bears at first glance, while tigers give me the impression of feral killers.

Bears all the way. Where's the fun in tiger herding? I mean, you can get them to leap through flaming hoops and devour your competitors, but other than that they're just eye candy. Bear herding would have endless possibilities though. I want to stand proud as my bear herd rides across the open plains on their little unicycles.

Big brown bears are no joke. It'd be fun to raise a bunch of Dennis Haysberts to go Presidential on your ass. And also, while people go around walking their dogs and/or tigers, I'll be walking around my Dennis Haysbert [not using a kid leash, mind you, but] with a bear leash, which means nothing.

Well, I would herd Bears. Mainly because if you have a horse or something, you can get away if they come after you. Once getting them all, I would build a huge area fence to put them in, and have locks to move them from place to place. I mean they are very violent creatures and you would want to be as safe as possible when going ahead and doing it. As much as I love tigers, bears are a bit easier to handle.

Do two gay European men with tiger friends (sounds like a move cammy does in street fighter) mean anything to you???

If panda bears are included in the bear category, i'd herd panda bears.

Neither - and I'd feed my little brother to both of them... let them fight over the pieces - and then sell the remaining animals to the circus. problem solved!

Canadians are moose herders by default.

Dagnabbit, was gonna say that myself :(

They are just big furry stoners really. How easy would that be to deal with?