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Locke Mar 12, 2006 03:38 PM

Chuck Norris reads Chuck Norris Facts
 
Priceless, the texas ranger himself reads 10 chuck norris facts!

http://thatvideosite.com/view/1792.html

Awesome!

JackTheRipper Mar 12, 2006 03:48 PM

Ha, that was pretty good. I wish he read some of the funnier one's, though.

Locke Mar 12, 2006 03:52 PM

Yeah - He didn't read my favourite one (When chuck regurgitates a whole cooked turkey, including the cranberry sauce)

Ken Hikari Mar 12, 2006 04:06 PM

As much as I tire of all the Chuck Norris jokes floating around the internet, that was pretty amusing.

8/10

Gechmir Mar 12, 2006 04:11 PM

Amusing. But I got annoyed as hell by the people on the show...

"Number fi--"
"TRUE!!! ITS TRUE!!!"
"--ve..."
"TRUE"

Ryuu Mar 12, 2006 07:04 PM

I thought it was amusing. Chuck Norris has probably read most if not all of the jokes about him already - I know I have. It's getting old now, but watching him read them was amusing, and it's good to see that he has a sense of humor about it.

It's a real shame, as Gechmir pointed out, that the guys that host the show (or whatever) kept interrupting him as he tried to talk. Whatever.

GarretThe Thief Mar 12, 2006 07:49 PM

Thats pretty good, but that guy man i wish he'd shut the hell up.

chuck Norris is teh awsomness

Spyer Mar 13, 2006 12:11 AM

Haha, that was pretty funny, but you could tell that Chuck was getting a little annoyed. He was trying too hard to laugh.

XerxesTheMighty Mar 13, 2006 12:22 AM

That was kind of like watching God read a verse from the Bible. Very moving...:biggrin:

Fjordor Mar 13, 2006 12:55 AM

This was definitely funny.
I wonder how much of this has gone to his head, or whether he realizes that its almost a blatant mockery of his constant portrayals as this amazing unbreakable superdude.

gaming Mar 13, 2006 01:16 AM

Thanks for the video :)

Paco Mar 13, 2006 01:23 AM

Man... It's too bad he didn't do the best one.

Chuch Norris doesn't tea bag the ladies. He "potato sacks them".

Still, that shit was utterly hilarious. :tpg:

nazpyro Mar 13, 2006 01:52 AM

Holy crap, this is hilarious. Love it.

Too bad he didn't read my favorite one: Once, a bear was about to eat Chuck Norris, but then Chuck Norris showed him his fist; the bear proceeded to eat itself as it would be a much easier way to die.

Yeah, thanks for the video, indeed.

PiccoloNamek Mar 13, 2006 02:30 AM

Aww, he didn't read my favorite one!

"Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "Manslaughter"

... ROFL.

schneider Mar 13, 2006 04:05 AM

=D this video made my day thanks

Elidibs Mar 14, 2006 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gechmir
Amusing. But I got annoyed as hell by the people on the show...

"Number fi--"
"TRUE!!! ITS TRUE!!!"
"--ve..."
"TRUE"

Same. I hate people like that. Loudmouth assholes. :/
Good video.

Neogin Mar 14, 2006 08:33 PM

Heh, funny.

Someone remind me how all this Chuck Norris crap began again? I'm lost in the loop.

Locke Mar 14, 2006 08:49 PM

Some random website on the internet with Chuck Norris facts, making fun of him because he always seems to be the indestructible superhero in whatever role he plays :P

I like the time machine one too :P

rocketdog Mar 22, 2006 11:55 AM

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Black Ninja Mar 23, 2006 11:26 AM

I've tried to avoid ever repeating a Chuck Norris joke, but it's not going to die by my will alone. Regardless, I like this one:

Chuck Norris once hosted Saturday Night Live. When nobody laughed at his first joke, he spent the next 38 minutes roundhousing people and laughing hysterically. The show now runs longer or shorter, depending on how much sleep Chuck got the night before.

Mojougwe Mar 23, 2006 02:18 PM

The video was indeed entertaining, but I wish they didn't pick some stupid facts. Like that one about the Guiness Records...... "Creativity, where did you leave it at home this time?"

Synthesis Mar 24, 2006 12:34 AM

From the looks of it, he kind of seemed embarrassed to hear all these facts about himself.


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