Best Pick-Up lines of '06
 

In this thread.
State your pick-up line and in what situation that it was said during.
And the outcome if the pick-up line.

Being the thread creator, I will start first.

At a party my friend walks up to a girl sitting at the bar alone.
And says
"Hey, would you wanna come to my house, talk, get to know each other some more. Possibly make a few cocktails. My cock your tail."

My friend ended up buying her a drink and she completely ignored him for the rest of the night. lmao

I arrived at a party with a friend maybe an hour late and immediately this girl runs up to me and says:

"I'm soooo fucking pissed. What's your name?"

Then she ate my face.

The best line I have ever heard of was from a commentary track from 'The League Of Gentlemen', and it was spoken by a bar owner to practically every girl he came across if I remember correctly, anyway the line was 'I've got an 8 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears'.

Haha I remember that one.

Anyone have some more?

I've never used any, and I can't think of any good ones that were used on me. I like, "Do you like raisins? Would you like a date?"

Nice shoes...wanna fuck?

The classic:

Do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?

How'd you get by security, cause baby you're the bomb.

I have two weeks to live...

My favorite wasn't with words. I was out at a frat toga party with my girlfriends and found myself handcuffed to one of the only asian guys in the frat within 10 seconds of approaching the bar. He gave me sort of an apologetic but polite sort of look that said, "mind if I can keep you for tonight?"

I gently declined, told him I wasn't interested but I wouldn't mind a dance and slipped out of the handcuffs quite easily. He bought me a drink and a water bottle, was quite the gentleman the entire time and I went to go tend to my overly-drunk (ill) girlfriend after 30 minutes. Haven't encountered a pick up anything quite that equates to that afterwords, but the last time I was swept off my feet (like, quite literally) I've been with the same guy since. ;)

This wasnt used on me, but I've seen it work. Like shorty, there were no words used. We were at a party, sitting at the bar, when a guy friend spotted a girl he was interested in. Putting on a confident look, he caught her eye, put his hand above his head and slowly brought it down about an inch from his face. He then quickly pointed at her, and indicated with his finger that she should come over.

They've been together since. O_o;;