Toilet Paper Dispute Overflows Into Fight
 

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How idle has somebody to be to start a fight because of Toilet Paper?? ... how sad :(

Star Wars kid is the only one adept at using weapons like those.


Okay I'm sorry, I have to work with what you give me.

I just got the funniest damn mental image from that line.

Wow. RPG Hero mop and plunger style. That's awesome.

They're in a motel and all they can arm themselves with is a plunger and a mop? Sheesh, couldn't they have hit each other with chairs or something?

Well at least they didn't argue who was cleaning whos toilet and start throwing shit at each other.

Same here man. I just busted out laughing. Big deal, so they took toilet paper from each other so aren't they even?

That sounds like something strait out of Python. Mortal kombat with implements of cleaning. http://www.sevenbits.net/imgbank/chainsawrip.gif

:poke: + :mad: = :argue:

Beware :toiletdeath: and maid :boxing:

They don't even give you the most important information: Was it 2-ply?

A mop and a plunger...


Those mexicans sure are creative with thier weapons. I would have used the in-room coffee maker.

In my line of work, toilet paper is more precious than the air you breathe. You'd be surprised how pissed someone gets when you take their tp.

That's awesome. Deloris Smith doesn't sound like the type of name a Mexican lady would take, but my mental image included two short Mexican women duking it out in a narrow hallway, backed up by their carts. I suppose it's a bit cruel of me to so flippantly associate hotel cleaning ladies with Mexicans, but there ya have it.

Hahaha. That is wicked hilarious. Goes to show you that is a fiesty job market in Maid services.

I think if I was a maid cleaning up shit, I would use anything as an excuse to fight.

There are only two types of maid: The fat angry mexican ones, and the French porno, not even a real maid ones

When I worked at the hotel on the weekends, scuffles like this broke out all the time between the maids who HATED each other. No one was ever sent to prison or anything, but it kept escalating with the who-gets-which-rooms and who gets the cart with the squeaky wheels.

I had a friend (a transvestite goth) who would intentional fuck with them and sabotage their carts because he thought it was hilarious to watch them. He would proceed to walk down the halls of the hotel with a wire hanger screaming "NOOOOOOOOOO WIIIIIIIIIIIIRE HANGERSSSSSSSSSSSS" while the maids were arguing. (Gotta love Mommie Dearest)

Ah, those were the days. I think that the hotel was where my love of drama began. ^_^

Wow... these miads are pretty stupid. I guess Consuela should get some anger management.

Heard about that yesterday. Too bad one of them didn't shove those complimentary soap bars up their ass......or poured a pint of mouthwash in their eyes.....or clocked each other with a remote control....

This just goes to show what trivial things people argue over. Why use a mop? Wouldn't the cleaner have been more effective?

Astronaut?

You'd take up plenty of air with you, that much is figured. It's not something you'd forget, the air. Extra air always with the extra air. Always enough air. But toilet paper is less critical in the mission planning stage. I can see oversights happening with the toilet paper. "Jeff, lots of extra air on board, yeah?" "Lol why ask" "Okay, what about toilet paper, extra toilet paper? You did pack the extra toilet paper didn't you Jeff?" "FUCK"

nah, it's a motel, the remote's probably bolted to the night table.

man, that's intense, and fricken hilarious. i'd probably be laughing, and captalizing words if i weren't so tired.

i've learned now never to take somebody's toilet paper, unless i wanna get plunged

Exactly.

I had the Frech porno maid once. She was hot and kept giving me the "I'll clean your toilet anyday" look.
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