Your Final Words
 

Okay, this is kind of morbid. I was reading about Edgar Allan Poe and how the last things he said were "write ´Eddie is no more´(apparently for his tombstone) and `God save my poor soul.` Guy was kind of a downer. Poor bastard.
I know it`s silly asking what you would say if you knew you had minutes, maybe seconds, left in your life because we don`t ever really know what the hell we would say. But let`s speculate anyway. You can either directly quote what you think you`d say or you can susmmarize like me.

Me, I`d like to think I`d throw one final suggestion for anyone near me to concentrate on drinking more SoBe. It`s a wonderful product and all. But seriously, I don`t know. I think, because of my current position in life, I`d tell any family member I had near me that I was very happy to finally meet them and that I`d go on with that satisfaction.

"I spent all the money and you're not getting anything! AHAHAHAHA" *croaks*

'Right God you fucker, let's see how fucking tough you really are.'

"I wish I never ate that dodgy hot dog."

"See you on the otherside."

Simple and poignant but also witty and concise. I love it.

Probably something along the lines of "oh shit, I'm dead" or "nurse could you pass my medicaaaaaa-urghsplattercough". I don't plan on waxing much rhetoric on my deathbed.

"Damn, I wish I lived to be 100"

"Just another 10 minutes."

"I never did get around to watching PLANETES"

"There is a-no-ther sky-walk-er... . . . "

It would most likely be some Earth-shattering secret for some or family to agonize over. It would be false of course, but it's soimething they'd never forget.

"You...are NOT the father...(dead)".

"Finally going... thank you."

"Tell my wife...hello."

Futurama ftw.

i would simply smile.
you know, a PICTURE IS WROTH 1000 WORDS
kekeeke

"Good Night".

"In before you."

Joke lang, but for real, assuming I'm able to give final words, it'll most likely be advice of some sort coupled with jokes and evens some "good-natured" insult/teases. I don't know: I'd probably also want to "type" in some last words on a blog/some online journal too, provided I have a few minutes. Nerd til the end. :p

"Beam me up Scotty"

I'll probably just swear my tits off.

"Game Over"

"What's this switch for?"

"This is the happiest moment of my life."