Jesus. You HEARIN' BIATCHHHH!?
 

Whatchagottosay house niggas?!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZEma6jnoqc

THIS NIGGAFLOWIN' STRAIGHT FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLL.

I remember there was a thread on this before, but it might have been before the crash. I still think this is one of the funniest things I've EVER seen.

"...and everything god damn thing in between...correct god, correct god, ain't none of ya'll correct me by my words, hah? I'll give you some scriptures...what you know about the lord? I come in the name of Jesus by the power of the holy spirit..."

No, I'll give you some scriptures you dumbass nigger: "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain." Apparently I know more than you, lol. How pathetic, another Christian who doesn't practice what they preach. Two birds with one stone, giving black people and Christians a bad name, hah. And what's up with his old-school Chinese pony tail?

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I wish more people would learn to handle their drugs. That's more sad than funny.

I watch this video every now and then just to see the broader implications of what would happen if you took a typical black pastor that puts a lot of passion into their sermons, and boozed/drugged them up. Even the black people (my best friend being one) I've shown this to thought it was hilarious as hell.

Obviously, you can't take this too religious-seriously if you want it to be funny.