MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME, IT'S OSCAR
 

So, what are some really stupid, corny commercial jingles you enjoy?
Yes, one of mine is the oscar meyer weiner commercials, but I'm quite partial to empires "install the next day" jingle.

And even though it's not really a jingle, I like the pepsi jazz commercials they have out now with the black woman walking around the block and all the regular sounds are a jazz song.

Yeah. Discuss.

HEAD ON

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

Oh, wait, we're supposed to enjoy the commercial. In that case, I'll go with Oscar Meyer as well. They've been around forever, and people still hum and sing it whenever they think of it. It's catchy, and just stupid enough that it's fun. And it's utterly hum/singable.