Ask a US Navy sailor
 

This seems like the most cliche thing I can do on this board. So if you have anything to ask a Navy man, ASK AWAY, because HEY, it's a new era... of lonliness, OH GOD!

What makes you more qualified to answer my Navy-related questions than this guy?

So, what's it like being a sailor? Are you on a ship all the time?

How many Seamen jokes get thrown at you per week?

I mean really.

:tpg:

Why are Naval enlisted ranks ridiculous?

Not again...

Will it open the door to new, unexplored possibilities?

I want to know how many people you know are fags.

My fag friend told me about how many times he got laid while he was in the military.

Also, why are Naval Ships fucking gross? Do you sea men even know what cleaning means? Take a lesson from your Marine brothers, why don't you..

It's because in the Navy, they probably don't make you PT until you shit out your heart if you fail at cleaning like they do in the Marines. I've heard all Marines that join nowadays are sent to Iraq right away. True story? Not sure about the sailors.

I've always wanted to ask this question :) :
Is the training really that intense with the people yelling at you like in the movies? Seems like every time they have something about the army/navy they show the oh-so original people screaming at the trainees :p

Heres an easy one to answer, Navy bootcamp is bullshit. All we did was sit around and eat, of course, we would PT, but most of the time, we were just waiting for something to happen. I think I spent more time sleeping during the day, than at night.