| Xexxhoshi |
Aug 31, 2006 04:18 PM |
Façade - the "be an asshole to failing marriage couple" game
http://www.interactivestory.net/
Basically a couple invite you round so they can argue in fron of you and you type shit and try and help them and save their marriage. The download is a torrent btw so you might need to grab utorrent or something.
And who the hell is called Gonzalo.
But anyway, post your hijinx with the crappy couple here.
Quote:
TRIP
Well, it's funny how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace finds the time to decorate... and re-decorate...
GRACE
Ha ha, uhh, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out. -- (interrupted)
CHLOE
this one looks like a penis
(CHLOE puts down a trinket 1.)
TRIP
uh... uh, heh heh...
GRACE
uh...!
TRIP
god, I don't, um...
GRACE
(nervous coughing)
TRIP
what...
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Quote:
TRIP
you, um... -- (interrupted)
(ADAM kisses trip.)
(ADAM hugs trip.)
(ADAM kisses trip.)
(ADAM kisses trip.)
TRIP
Okay, Adam, you know what? I think you should leave.
TRIP
There's only so much you can expect to put up with, you know?
(Trip opens the front door.)
TRIP
We'll be fine -- you should just go.
(Trip closes the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
(ADAM knocks on the front door.)
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Quote:
TRIP
Heather!!
TRIP
Hey! It's been too long! -- (interrupted)
HEATHER
IS THAT ARGUING I HEAR???
(Trip closes the front door.)
(HEATHER knocks on the front door.)
(HEATHER knocks on the front door.)
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Thing is, you can go in there yelling "I'M BLEEDING, I'VE BEEN SHOT" and they just carry on going "SO WANNA DRINK?"
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