Keep Your Pimp Hand Strong
 

Ever had an illustrious ambition to pimp it up? Want to wear ridiculous clothing but still have respect and cred'? Want to show the fools on TV how a TRUE pimped up ride should look?.... Or are you just at work and bored out of your freakin' skull (like me :p)?

Well look no further, for here is Your 8-Step Guide To Pimpin'

And to get to started on the diamonte-paved road to pimp-hood, you can Pimpify Your Name Here, and create a handle that'll bring fear to the fools who try to mess with you.

So what will your new pimp handle be?

"Reverend Doctor DukeBox Valentine"

Funny article, and really funny site. Couldn't find the "So you wanna be a facist dictator" though. And that make's me sad. Because I've always wanted to be a facist dictator.

-Sheik W. Wicked

LoL I was hesitant clicking on this thead because I hate this fad of being "pimps" and "pimping my ride" ect. But I atually cracked a small when my name was 'Suede Pimp Rex GLIDE". Good stuff.

Yay, I'm "Fadeproof Ross Flava"...I like that Flava part of it. The article was an amusing read.