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andkeener Aug 28, 2006 01:33 PM

Paris Hilton is smarter than you.
 
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Dumb as a board? Try smarter than 98% of the people reading this. Paris Hilton is outed as a genius and Mensa member.

A family member close to Paris Hilton revealed to All This Is That yesterday that Ms. Hilton is a member of Mensa. Contrary to the image she has carefully developed over the last several years, Paris Hilton has an I.Q. of 144, and is in the top 1% of the population in I.Q.

"It's one of the best-kept secrets in the world," the source told us, "and probably the last thing she wants known." Ms. Hilton joined Mensa in 1997, at the urging of her parents, when she was 16 years old. The family had known about her intelligence for many years, and finally, urged her to take the Mensa qualification test. She had already racked up stratospheric scores on I.Q. tests taken during her early school years and easily passed the Mensa qualification test.

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Who'd a thunk! I like how the only movies this "actress" has ever done she played a retard (her fake self) and a nightvision porn star. GOD SHES AMAZING! So we've all been fooled how are you taking the news?

Lord Styphon Aug 28, 2006 01:40 PM

Moved to Laughs and Games.

Spatula Aug 28, 2006 01:40 PM

I'm now very deeply disturbed. There must be some logical explanation for all this. Is jealously a proper response? ;___;

EDIT: I guess not.

Eleo Aug 28, 2006 01:41 PM

Is there even a point of Mensa?

Spatula Aug 28, 2006 01:43 PM

Didn't know about Mensa until now:

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Originally Posted by that blog
Mensa was founded in England in 1946 by Roland Berrill, and Dr. Lance Ware to create a society for bright people, with the only qualification for membership being a high IQ. They hoped to create a utopian group that was non-political and free from racial and religious distinctions. The society includes members from every walk of life whose IQ is in the top 2% of the population.

Well alright then. She's still ugly though. =/

Lord Styphon Aug 28, 2006 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Spatula
Didn't know about Mensa until now

Which is part of the reason why you'll never be a member.

Unas Aug 28, 2006 01:54 PM

She may have been intelligent at one stage, but i'd say she's lost most of it from bouncing her head off the roof so much

Spatula Aug 28, 2006 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Styphon
Which is part of the reason why you'll never be a member.

Not only that - not interested to being in this utopia to begin with - along with the likes and ranks of Hilton, which you have moved to the laughs and games forum, disproves of her ever been. Also, hello average IQ, no lie. Osaka, on the other hand, has a very high IQ.

Identity Crisis Aug 28, 2006 02:18 PM

I'm not convinced that Paris Hilton would be all that smart to begin with. If she is a genius, why would she want to tarnish her own reputation down to the status of stupid bimbo? Also, her putting a sex tape on the internet for all to see doesn't sound like the action of an intelligent person.

"It's one of the best-kept secrets in the world,"
Not anymore, apparently.

Scarletdeath Aug 28, 2006 02:19 PM

Ahaha, Mensa is crap. I took their exam when I was about 15, organised by my school, and they sent me an invitation to join afterwards. Anyone with an IQ above 140 is invited, and they expect an annual membership fee for about 50 bucks. Probably about 20 USD or so. From what I saw of the organisation, it's filled of middle aged people so I threw away the letter. =/ I was 15.

I think none of the people in my school actually joined since 80% of them got an invitation, which makes about 100 over geniuses in my school alone. Paris getting in isn't much of a shock. She might had even bought her way in by her parents. Which is why it's kept a secret.

Or, just another publicity act.

Why Am I Allowed to Have Gray Paint Aug 28, 2006 02:22 PM

I'm wondering why it took an amateur porn video to rocket her to her current stardom, if she is really so smart? The claim seems dubious to me.

Visavi Aug 28, 2006 02:30 PM

Unless I've been told wrong, I.Q.'s are suppose to be the measure of how much a person is capable of learning. And I'm willing to bet her score is was so high b/c she rarely uses her brain, so it's like something that's brand new.

I don't really trust IQ tests. Especially since Jessica Simpson was reported to have an IQ of 160 and I just found an article that claims that Kerry has a lower IQ than Bush. I'm a moderate and I think both candidates have their pluses and minuses.

Dhsu Aug 28, 2006 03:06 PM

I'm thinking hoax. Although she probably has more business knowhow than most.

P.S. andkeener, your sig really freaks me out.

Gechmir Aug 28, 2006 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by AIM Convo with a friend
[15:25] Gechmir: Wow
[15:25] Gechmir: I just found out something strange
[15:26] _________: oh yeah?
[15:26] Gechmir: Paris Hilton is a member of Mensa
[15:26] _________: lol aparently sex can get you anywhere now adays

Dahahah.

No. Hard Pass. Aug 28, 2006 07:27 PM

It's a fucking hoax, you morons. It's reported on a blog. It isn't real.

Desert Penguin Sep 1, 2006 09:22 AM

I don't think an IQ of 144 is so high. I remember late last year, I was slightly drunk by drinking a few glasses of champagne, and I did my IQ test on Tickle.com. My IQ was 135, even though I wasn't fully sober.

And I am not smart at all, so I don't think 135 (or 144) IQ is high.

IQ level is not as reliable as you think, at least in my opinion.

galen Sep 1, 2006 09:56 AM

Yeah....an internet IQ test is not a fair measure of your true intellect. If you really want to know, take a "real" intelligence test at your local Mensa chapter (hey look there's that Mensa name again lolllz)

Suffice you say, I very much doubt your IQ is actually 135.

I poked it and it made a sad sound Sep 1, 2006 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Denicalis
It's a fucking hoax, you morons. It's reported on a blog. It isn't real.

YEA, NO SHIT, YOU ASSES. If I run out and say that my mother discovered nuclear energy, would you fucking BELIEVE IT? No. Not to mention this came from a FAMILY MEMBER or something OF Paris'. Come on, you guys. Smarten up.

While I am SURE the girl is smarter than you think she is, theres no way in hell that girl knows shit about the how to use her brain. BUSINESS world, I am sure she excels.

MENSA is bullshit anyways. For a group who considers themselves to be the top 2% of the world's intelligence, they sure are fucking elitist assholes who do nothing but prove that they aren't really that smart by building a boy's club and calling themselves intelligent. Dumbest people I can think of, myself.

Desert Penguin Sep 1, 2006 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by galen
Suffice you say, I very much doubt your IQ is actually 135.

I did my IQ test and that is what I got (Not that I care whether you believe me or not). I was surprised by this score too, since one of my other friends got 128 and I consider him a lot smarter than me (you see, I'm showing some modesty, I am not trying to show off my IQ score).

IQ levels mean nothing in general to me, and you are right, IQ tests on the Internet are kind of crap anyways.

Scarletdeath Sep 1, 2006 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Devo
I knew some folks super good at math but stupid as fuck when it came to dealing with the real world.

God I know plenty of these kind of people. They are GENIUSES when it comes to academic work, but leave them alone in the streets and they'll cry. One of my friend don't even how to order at McD's.

Desert Penguin Sep 1, 2006 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Scarletdeath
God I know plenty of these kind of people. They are GENIUSES when it comes to academic work, but leave them alone in the streets and they'll cry. One of my friend don't even how to order at McD's.

I know people like that too. But to tell you honestly, I would prefer being book-smart over street-smart any day, because being street-smart can only take you so far. But yeah there's alot of people that are like that.

Bernard Black Sep 1, 2006 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Desert Penguin
I don't think an IQ of 144 is so high. I remember late last year, I was slightly drunk by drinking a few glasses of champagne, and I did my IQ test on Tickle.com. My IQ was 135, even though I wasn't fully sober.

And I am not smart at all, so I don't think 135 (or 144) IQ is high.

IQ level is not as reliable as you think, at least in my opinion.

If there is anything to put people off believing internet IQ tests it would be my results. There's no way in hell I'm as intelligent as they would have me think and I have the certificates to prove it >.<

It's gotta be a hoax. No way can she be incapable of holding down a proper job with an IQ that high.

tifashot123 Sep 6, 2006 08:54 AM

this IQ stuff is complete bull as said before there is no way some one as supposedly smart as hilton would have to use porn to start thier carrer

Admiral Amara Sep 8, 2006 09:03 AM

Back in the day, I took an IQ test which came out to 168. That's quite nice, really, being above "average MENSA member" and not too far below "!!! genius!". About a year ago, I took an online IQ test, Tickle.com, was it? Regardless, mine came out to about 134. That's a 34 point discrepancy. Now, of course, I only took these respective tests once, and it may not the best representative sample, but given my experiences thus far in life, I'm willing to bet that IQ is not exactly as accurate as people have made it out to be.

Also, rent me a wagon and a band - this is a hoax. The source is completely unreliable for a number of reasons.

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Originally Posted by blog
A family member close to Paris Hilton

Protecting your sources is cool, but anonimity makes for a dubious original source.

Who the hell is Jack Brummet, and why does his blog translate to truth? Or even accuracy?

Here's a source I trust more than yours. Wikipedia, fool


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