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Void Jul 31, 2006 10:01 PM

What to do with old newspapers
 
I've been getting the New York Times for this past year, and I used to save them... but realized there's no point so I stopped.

But I still have like 50 of them saved, and I thought... should I keep them? Can I recycle them for like 5 cents like cans, or SOMETHING like that? ANYTHING? How can I recieve some type of monetary reward for giving in my old newspapers which are in perfect condition?

I don't want to go around selling them to history buffs or anything, not that they have any significant even on them anyway. But money's nice, and I'd like to start saving my papers again for some kind of investment. [rofl, i know that sounds funny to use the word 'investment' but hey, money's nice.]

Any suggestions?

Spyer Jul 31, 2006 10:10 PM

Nope. Get rid of them, unless you plan to use them for a project or something.

Rydia Jul 31, 2006 11:30 PM

I no longer get the newspaper, but my family used to recycle them after a few weeks or so. Unless a local school needs them, my advice is to just recycle the newspapers.

THIEF Jul 31, 2006 11:36 PM

Paper mache.

In all seriousness, I would recycle although you can probably donate them to schools like Rydia has mentioned.

Soluzar Jul 31, 2006 11:44 PM

Recycling is it's own reward, ya know? Round where I live, the garbage men pick up paper once a month, if you leave it in the special "recycling bag", with your trash. We also have a container for plastic that they collect once a month too. I'm quite pleased by that.

kat Jul 31, 2006 11:45 PM

This is so expected

http://www.godtoldmetokilltheenglish...6/IMGP2351.jpg

Make newspaper hats for yourself and 50 of your closest friends.

I remember I saved all the newspapers I could get my hands on of September 12, 2001.

EmmDoubleEw Jul 31, 2006 11:46 PM

FIRE :D.






Or recycle it :D.

THIEF Jul 31, 2006 11:47 PM

Haha, kat. You are amazing.

Any particular reason for saving Sept 12 newspaper other than for historical documentation?

Void Jul 31, 2006 11:50 PM

Do I get paid for recycling them?

kat Jul 31, 2006 11:56 PM

Quote:

Any particular reason for saving Sept 12 newspaper other than for historical documentation?
Because everyone was like zomg and I was like OMG and my mom was like DEAR LORD so I went out and got every newspaper the following day. I ended up throwing them out the following week, I think I just got caught up the moment and bought them and decided to save them, before I realized how useless that was.

I remember after the London bombings in 2005, some guy at the LA Daily News who thought he was cleverer than he actually is, titled the front page article on the incident "BLOODY HELL".

Void Aug 1, 2006 12:10 AM

Why'd you throw them out, Kat!?

I know Dec. 7th 1941 newspapers sell for like $300. Big events like that are crazy investments.

ArrowHead Aug 1, 2006 12:17 AM

Throw them out. Honestly.

What use would anybody, including you, have for your newspaperas, when they get a new one on their doorstep every day?

Just toss 'em out on the curb.

kat Aug 1, 2006 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Void
Why'd you throw them out, Kat!?

I know Dec. 7th 1941 newspapers sell for like $300. Big events like that are crazy investments.

Probably because I didn't really feel like carrying them around with me for the next 70 years before they begin to pay off.

Besides, maybe I'm just BLIND with youth or something but weren't newspapers far less prevalent back in 1941? Now everyone and their dead grandfather gets the New York Times, LA Times and hack local newspaper.

Yeah yeah I know, internet and TV news replace the printed word but I'm still not convinced that the literacy rate were what it is now, nor the technological ability to hack down entire rainforest to print those Macy's ads everyone throws out.

Krelian Aug 1, 2006 10:26 AM

I've got a load of ancient newspapers about Stalingrad, but nothing older or newer than that, tbh. I'd just throw them out if they're old as in "not antiquated, but just gathering dust".

Bernard Black Aug 1, 2006 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Hydelloon
Paper mache.

I was going to suggest making some kind of paper mache sculpture that you could probably win the Turner Prize with. Failing that, recycle.

Summonmaster Aug 1, 2006 10:33 AM

Nah, don't expect too much money from history buffs or antique collectors. The thought to sell them never even comes to me since we just recycle our newspapers weekly, especially with all the silly inserts and pointless sections.
Into the blue bag they go and into the blue bin afterwards. Just ebay other stuff if you want money.

If you can't let go of them yet, then maybe clip out some of the more interesting articles and comics for sticking up somewhere, and then you'll probably want to throw out the cut up papers from there.

Freelance Aug 1, 2006 10:37 AM

Use them to line the bottom of your bird cage. If you don't have birds, then recycle them. Either that or use them for origami.

Void Aug 1, 2006 12:03 PM

I guess I'll throw them out. I used to save them, but I stopped after a friend called me a "pack-rat" because sometimes I really believe I am. Out with the old, in with the new.

seanne Aug 1, 2006 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Void
But I still have like 50 of them saved, and I thought... should I keep them? Can I recycle them for like 5 cents like cans, or SOMETHING like that? ANYTHING? How can I recieve some type of monetary reward for giving in my old newspapers which are in perfect condition?

=D

Seriously, it's just a daily newspaper. You read it in the morning and then you get rid of it. It's not something that people in general would actually save or expect to get something in return for. But if it's possible to recycle it where you live then obviously you should do that.

electric_eye Aug 1, 2006 12:25 PM

Recycle yay. =D

Not that I do, I have a pile of the free newspaper you get on buses. I usually use them to cover the floor for cleaning my football boots.

eriol33 Aug 1, 2006 01:20 PM

Hmm, if you have some special news cover you probably should save 'em, who knows they will be valued 1000x in the future?

But recycle is the best thing I could think of, newspaper archiving is not really useful anymore with the whole internet and wikipedia.

ComradeTande Aug 1, 2006 02:16 PM

i always use old newspaper to line my bird's cage or to make silly paper hats out of.

silly. :D

Dullenplain Aug 1, 2006 02:38 PM

I use to accumulate newspapers in the vain hope that I'd eventually take the time to read them.

In the end, I usually recycle them, unless the subject has some significance, then I'd save the paper.

Such a Lust for Revenge! Aug 2, 2006 04:40 PM

I save them to sop up my sister´s dog´s fucking piss puddles every morning. The paper here´s called LA PRENSE LIBRE. Prensa Libre my ass, taste some fucking piss instead.

Luckee Cookie Aug 3, 2006 05:38 PM

... be creative and make some paper mache (forgive me for not able to put accents D: )


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