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JasonTerminator Mar 3, 2007 11:27 AM

EXPOSE YOUR ALIEN MASTERS TO ME!
 
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OTTAWA (AFP) - A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday.

"I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ... that could be a way to save our planet," Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen.

Alien spacecrafts would have traveled vast distances to reach Earth, and so must be equipped with advanced propulsion systems or used exceptional fuels, he told the newspaper.

Such alien technologies could offer humanity alternatives to fossil fuels, he said, pointing to the enigmatic 1947 incident in Roswell, New Mexico -- which has become a shrine for UFO believers -- as an example of alien contact.

"We need to persuade governments to come clean on what they know. Some of us suspect they know quite a lot, and it might be enough to save our planet if applied quickly enough," he said.

Hellyer became defense minister in former prime minister Lester Pearson's cabinet in 1963, and oversaw the controversial integration and unification of Canada's army, air force and navy into the Canadian Forces.

He shocked Canadians in September 2005 by announcing he once saw a UFO.
REVEAL THEM!

Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon Mar 3, 2007 11:35 AM

It's as good an approach as anything else at our disposal at this point.

Because making sense and appealing to the ecologically conscious side of mankind hasn't gotten us very far.

galen Mar 3, 2007 12:28 PM

Sounds to me like someone's been watching a bit too much Stargate SG-1.

tenseiken Mar 3, 2007 01:02 PM

Oh, those crazy Canucks. Everyone knows that the governments of the world are much more interested in adapting alien weaponry and mind control technology to their insidious uses than saving the world with alien fuel efficiency.

Vemp Mar 3, 2007 01:17 PM

I saw aliens once. They were doing things with a goat. And a frog.

Summonmaster Mar 3, 2007 04:51 PM

It would be acceptable if alien was used in the sense of foreign, but to passionately proclaim the existence of alien technology? Former [Canadian defense minister] is the key word here. Maybe his mind got screwed up from being probed by the aliens =P

Locke Mar 4, 2007 09:42 PM

I want what he's smoking!

J-Man Mar 4, 2007 10:16 PM

I don't know what the big deal is, we get aliens all the time up here.

YeOldeButchere Mar 5, 2007 04:28 PM

Someone make him stop talking about that stuff! God-damnit, if he keeps going he'll blow the cover on our use of alien tech to build an army of death robot so we can invade the US and then take over the world!

Aww, crap.

Little Shithead Mar 5, 2007 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by YeOldeButchere (Post 406960)
Someone make him stop talking about that stuff! God-damnit, if he keeps going he'll blow the cover on our use of alien tech to build an army of death robot so we can invade the US and then take over the world!

Aww, crap.

Death Robots that are capable of wielding Hockey sticks, Curling brooms and rocks?

Shit, the US is done for.

The_Melomane Mar 7, 2007 10:05 PM

That is pretty much the single greatest thing I've ever read.

This is why we should all move to Canada.

;)

YeOldeButchere Mar 8, 2007 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Merv Burger (Post 406998)
Death Robots that are capable of wielding Hockey sticks, Curling brooms and rocks?

At the same time.

Nyoro~n Mar 8, 2007 07:42 AM

I think he is just trying to be an open minded politician.

Chie Mar 8, 2007 07:47 AM

what a fool.
How would revealing our alien technology to the open public be any useful >_>

Infy Mar 8, 2007 08:28 AM

this is excellent, gave me a good laugh.


i don't doubt the possibility that we may have had encounters. but if it could solve anything, i'm pretty sure we would have already done it.

Klaus Mar 8, 2007 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Chie (Post 408977)
what a fool.
How would revealing our alien technology to the open public be any useful >_>

It may not be useful but it would be awesome. Don't you wish to use alien technology? I want to beam someplace.

Leknaat Mar 8, 2007 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Melomane (Post 408725)
That is pretty much the single greatest thing I've ever read.

This is why we should all move to Canada.

;)

I thought we should move for the beer and the bacon.....

Maybe that's what happened to him.

He sounds like one of those villains on TV: "Tell me where it is! Now! If you don't, this whole place is going to be destroyed!"

Yeah--there's some alien in M33 tapped into this thread right now laughing his ass off.


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