What would you do if your kitchen is on fire???
 

What would you do if your kitchen is on fire ? would you rather run for your live (out of the kitchen) or would you try to safe some kitchen utilities (like your fav. pan or maybe the mirco wave) ?

In my opinion, it's a question of the intensity of the fire. if the fire is about to start, there should be enough time to safe some kitchen utilities. if the fire is already in red colour, then it`is better to run out of the kitchen (maybe save some utilities later if the fire has extingishued=!

OH AND I CREATED THIS THREAD B/C THERE IS TO MUCH SENTIMENTAL SHIT GOING ON RIGHT NOW

I finally bought fire extinguishers for my kitchen in the past month. I think it would depend on both intensity and size, but ultimately there is nothing I can think of that has sentimental value that would justify risking my life to save. Everything in my kitchen is replaceable, and insurance should pay for the majority of it in the event of catastrophe.

If my kitchen were on fire, I would stay there and burn to death because I am an honorable person

The intensity of the fire is no match for the burning intensity of my heart

Wait, we're going about this the wrong way. Flames lead to bans. That's how I dealt with flames when I had power here, and I assume I have at least moderator powers over my kitchen.

Stop.

Drop.

Roll out the front door.

YouTube Video

Oldie but explains a lot.

If Good Eats were still in production, I would have submitted this question to Alton Brown.

His heir apparent might field questions. Justin what's-his-face that won Next Food Network Star.

That man is a pale bloody comparison to the genius of Alton Brown.

Well yeah, but apparently Alton Brown has given up on having his own show.