You're welcome, you fat fuck.
 

Chocolate bars by Chocomize ? Create your own personalized chocolate from over 100 ingredients

Go make your own chocolate bar to get fatter, fatty. Sorry, you can't choose Doritos, Mo0.

P.S.

I am convinced I am a bad person, because I made a white chocolate bar with a bunch of fruit and seeds, and when it offered to let me name it, the first thing that came to mind was "White Power."

That store is pretty awesome for doing this. The Tropical Island Bar looks great.

I wish they can do much more dark chocolate than 56% though. I'm a huge fan of the Dark Chocolate variety, bitter the better.

You can put 23k gold flakes in them? That shit's straight baller, son.

I don't eat chocolate, but thanks for the thoughts, Deni! :)

giving mo0 a surprise chocolate

This thing desperately needs a preview function; I'm not paying for my gold-encrusted pumpkin seed Happy Birthday chocolate rose loaf until I know precisely how offensive it is to human eyes.

That shit's gotta be pyrite, at that price.

Cantaloupe and lavender! Fuck yeah.

I'll take a picture when I receive it.

Order Items
Quantity Name SKU Price Subtotal
1 Gold-encrusted pumpkin seed Happy Birthday chocolate rose loaf
Dark Chocolate -- $3.95
(Nuts & Seeds: Pumpkin Seeds (+ $0.65)
Decorations: 23 Karat Gold Flakes (+ $3.25)
Decorations: Crystallized Rose Petals (+ $1.95)
Decorations: Happy Birthday Plaque (+ $1.60)
CHO-001 $11.40 $11.40

SubTotal : $11.40
Shipping : $4.95
Tax Total : $0.00
Additional Charity Donation: $0.00
Total: $16.35

Additional Charity Donation: $0.00


u r horrible person