Where Did the Peanut Butter Go?
 

It is not on the counter. It is not in the pantry. I just used it yesterday. Where the hell did you put it? My sandwich is halfway made there is no stopping now.


Yes yes I found the dog's peanut butter, but it is way too gross for me. It is for dogs only. Too gross for a sandwich for a human. That peanut butter has been sitting in a closet above the dryer without a lid for months. I've smeared tennis balls into that jar myself, no way I'm eating out of that.

Looking in the pantry again.


Nnnnnnnnnnn!!

Where is it??


WHERE IS IT???




If this belongs in help desk I apologize

Did you look behind the box of crackers?

I usually put my peanut butter jar next to the toaster which sits on the sink shelf. Toasted peanut butter is something else for my sweetie apparently. Toasted honey, tuna, and chicken slices are all awesome individually.

I imagine you need help with your sandwich? Well, you can try Nutella or butter. You want to go bold? Try a pickle sandwich. That right, just a whole pickle and roll that thing into the bread and make it a pickle in a blanket.

But there is already jelly on the bread. A jelly sandwich with a pickle is impossible. Can't be done. But a jelly only sandwich is just as absurd. Picture something like that in your mouth. All wobbly and gooey and then your fingers push right through it until you are eating it out of your palm.


Doggy peanut butter it is.

Additional Spam:
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a lot of hair

try the fridge. not that the refridgerator is where it belongs, mind you, but one can occasionally get carried away or distracted while cleaning up.

dang it, now i want peanut butter and crackers.

Did you try the toilet? I keep a jar of peanut butter in my toilet. You never now when you'll need it.

It used to be kept in the fridge, but it has been explained to me that it is wrong of me to do that but now look where we are. We are not in the bathroom.

I found it. It was in the pantry. Under a smaller jar of peanut butter.

Matroska peanut butter jars! Jar within a jar? Tell me I'm not dreaming! Where on earth did you find this exotic item?