IMPERATIVE POLL QUESTION
 

Come on now, people. Don't fuck this one up like you do your daily cup of coffee.

This is some sort of trick question.

Why can we not pick multiple answers?

Why does it always have to be about sex with you? Don't you love me for who I am?

I like how it jumps from fuckbuddies to engaged. There is no middle ground!

Also only females can dump people.

Your options are terrible.

Yes. We are engaged.



Yeah, but all we do is fuck.

Umm... I fall somewhere in that HUGE GAP YOU JUST LEFT OUT. Also willing to buy, Yes, but all we do is eat. I think this will work for more than just Me and Ed as an option. Also where are the options for fags.

Also lol posted as Aaron. TOLD. MYSELF. OFF.

I love polls that tell you more about the pollster than about the respondents.

It seems the most appropriate.

I like how "dating" is non-existant since that seems the most unstable stage. Do those people wait to vote until they break the dating off or they finally fuck each other enough to call themselves in a relationship fuckbuddies?

You people are so Dullenplain about EVERYTHING. :mad:

Where is the 'No. I kicked that bitched to the curb.' option?

Bitch, I put a "We're married" option on there. What more do you want from me?

Why isn't there a 'has a secret lover on the side' option too?

Well now I want to change my answer, cause I seriously am just fuckbuddies with her (we don't have time for a relationship at the moment).

I demand a multiple choice option.

As I am sleeping with her, but she's engaged to some other dude. My homewrecking debauchery won't be derailed by your close-mindedness, Mexican't.

Where's the "we're living together" option? More serious than "dating," not "engaged."

Also, if we wanted to compare to GameFAQ's, you should have just kept the original options . . .

If you actually thought those numbers would match up, you've clearly never been to gameFAQs.

P.S.

You're married. Even without the ring. A kid turns every relationship into marriage.

If there's more than one vote in any category then you don't have enough options. Where's the "We'd be fuckbuddies if there weren't a planet in the way" option?

Also, I'm not talking about Mo0. :(

A long distance relationship essentially belongs in the "it's complicated" terminology of Facebook: You're pretty much fucked.

Though he is a planet.

And often in the way.

No, see, that's what Radez wants to happen.

That's what they do aside from borderhopping.

Was seeing a gal for a few months, but she turned batshit :psyduck: Given my track record: who didn't see that one coming?

MORE DATING DISASTROPHES! D: ONWARD. But yeah, no one right now. Not really looking.

I just like that she really honestly thought that we are a representative sample of the retarded manbaby set* that makes up GameFAQs.

Give us some credit, now. Most of us live on our own!

* and 12 year old boys.

Really? Most of us live on our own? Perhaps most of the older regulars, but as a whole? I am skeptical.

And given that it's a public poll, I doubt those who fall into the "never" category are going to be terribly eager to vote. Perhaps we're not at the 40-something percent of GameFAQ's, but I bet there's a pretty decent chunk . . .

Who is there other than the older regulars?

You see a lot of sparkling new faces posting around the boards, nadi?

I remind you CH doesn't count as part of the boards.

"Active Members: 1,547"

I was including Concert Hall in my assessment. =p

if you are somehow under the impression that we've got 1,547 regular posters here then boy do i have news for you

e: and no, My Stuff/Request/Etc folks do not count, because they aren't really here so much for the community as they are for our stuff

Yeah I was kind of operating for a while under the assumption that your basic Hall Monitor type wasn't engaged in the community because there was nothing to draw him in but then that BACH business started up and judging from some of Basil and Mersenne's posts it's still like pulling teeth to get those guys to communicate in the form of words rather than pdfs.

It's somehow more distressing when you look at the raw numbers and see that the forum isn't really DEAD so much as it's just CRAWLING WITH FERAL MIMES

Putting my lot in the normal pariah class.

Is this a test to see who is part of the cool club? Which one was the right answer again?

I voted that I kicked that bitch to the curb, but really I kinda seem to remember being dumped. I don't know even know anymore. :confused:

Change my vote to the car chase. =\

This poll is so biased.

What happens to the option: 'I go out with (or fuck) many others, whether or not they know this'?

Hmm...

Okay well I just looked at the poll results and it's not like I really know everybody who posted but I think, out of the people that voted, Bernard Black and Mo0 are the only ones who live with their parents, and Mo0 is about to move out so.

tbqh I'm not even 100% sure on Bernard

That's adorable.

I'm still waiting for my vote to change, since Paco couldn't get his choices straight right away :mad:

I can't edit people out of the polls as far as I know. Ask an admin or something. Is this answer really that important? MORE AT 11!

It is really important to give you shit for the poll options, yes. :D

You are the most un-super Super Moderator ever. :mad:

No, seriously, I can't. I can change poll numbers but I can't cherry-pick specific members and move them to another poll option. Sorry.

It's alright Paco, we're still cool! :)

You could always delete the poll and make a new decent one.

Lesson learned: whenver Paco makes a poll, wait until people give enough shit for him to feel pressured about it, then when Skillz adds the "hay, us cool kids are gonna say 'fuck polls'" picture to the poll, go with what you ultimately have a decision on.

:cmbirthday:
This is an internet gaming forum. Sorry.

PS: Had to vote for option one. Yeah.

Nice! I think that option is definitely necessary. I think that that scenario actually happens quite frequently. Then again, this may be why nobody can trust anybody.

Skills lacks imagination though.

Been living by myself for a year and four months now :tpg:

Dumped....