Or he nails dudes exclusively. Or women but only up the butt because they're mormon. HMMM the possibilities are much broader than I initially thought.

Being 6000 miles away works rather well too.

Not when Skills is involved.

When you're packing this kind of heat, 6000 miles ain't an issue baby~

LOL!

Never been with a guy and I've never been with a Mormon. Either I have the best luck ever or I'm shooting blanks.

So 4 minutes then you stir and remove the cellophane then put them back in for an additional minute and a half?

You see I've got this fetish about having a magnetron pointed at my balls by a girl dressed in a nurse outfit. .5kW usually does the trick. Tickles a bit before it starts to burn. Rub a little burn cream on and I'm primed to go all night long. It also warms the balls up nice for her pleasure.

No seriously tho. We stopped using protect about a year into the relationship. I should probably have a fertility test O-o

It must be my lack of sleep, but I swear Gumby just said he has a fetish about having Megatron pointed at his balls.

ROLL OUT.

Would it sound better if I called it a cavity magnetron?