IMPERATIVE POLL QUESTION
 

Come on now, people. Don't fuck this one up like you do your daily cup of coffee.

This is some sort of trick question.

Why can we not pick multiple answers?

Why does it always have to be about sex with you? Don't you love me for who I am?

I like how it jumps from fuckbuddies to engaged. There is no middle ground!

Also only females can dump people.

Your options are terrible.

Yes. We are engaged.



Yeah, but all we do is fuck.

Umm... I fall somewhere in that HUGE GAP YOU JUST LEFT OUT. Also willing to buy, Yes, but all we do is eat. I think this will work for more than just Me and Ed as an option. Also where are the options for fags.

Also lol posted as Aaron. TOLD. MYSELF. OFF.

I love polls that tell you more about the pollster than about the respondents.

It seems the most appropriate.

I like how "dating" is non-existant since that seems the most unstable stage. Do those people wait to vote until they break the dating off or they finally fuck each other enough to call themselves in a relationship fuckbuddies?

You people are so Dullenplain about EVERYTHING. :mad:

Where is the 'No. I kicked that bitched to the curb.' option?

Bitch, I put a "We're married" option on there. What more do you want from me?

Why isn't there a 'has a secret lover on the side' option too?

Well now I want to change my answer, cause I seriously am just fuckbuddies with her (we don't have time for a relationship at the moment).

I demand a multiple choice option.

As I am sleeping with her, but she's engaged to some other dude. My homewrecking debauchery won't be derailed by your close-mindedness, Mexican't.

Where's the "we're living together" option? More serious than "dating," not "engaged."

Also, if we wanted to compare to GameFAQ's, you should have just kept the original options . . .

If you actually thought those numbers would match up, you've clearly never been to gameFAQs.

P.S.

You're married. Even without the ring. A kid turns every relationship into marriage.

If there's more than one vote in any category then you don't have enough options. Where's the "We'd be fuckbuddies if there weren't a planet in the way" option?

Also, I'm not talking about Mo0. :(

A long distance relationship essentially belongs in the "it's complicated" terminology of Facebook: You're pretty much fucked.

Though he is a planet.

And often in the way.

No, see, that's what Radez wants to happen.

That's what they do aside from borderhopping.

Was seeing a gal for a few months, but she turned batshit :psyduck: Given my track record: who didn't see that one coming?

MORE DATING DISASTROPHES! D: ONWARD. But yeah, no one right now. Not really looking.

I just like that she really honestly thought that we are a representative sample of the retarded manbaby set* that makes up GameFAQs.

Give us some credit, now. Most of us live on our own!

* and 12 year old boys.