Hawkeye produced less than .5 deaths. All enemies are still alive, unbloodied, and in the same places indicated on the most recent map. Scouts A, B, and C are prone. GO AHEAD DAUNTLESSLY!

I also knocked over the leader.

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I'm helping!!! :-D

Fuck, why didn't anyone tell me it was my go!

Sorry...

Pang, can you, uh...resolve this before I take my next go?

Sven has Overcharged 4 distinct lies: one of them is true. 1d4 says:

RESOLVED! Fort does, canonically, contain vast riches which will kill Dvergar if the Dvergar make eye contact. Dvergar, canonically, have not noticed these riches.

25% chance that the True Lie has a vexingly ironic twist. 1d4 says:

Vexing Irony check result: positive. You are hereby warned.

Wait, what was my fourth lie?

Also I yelled at them to notice the riches! Surely someone peeked!

I believe the fourth lie was that their parents were pale and hairless.

That wasn't a lie, it was an insult. There was no attempt to mislead them into thinking it was legitimately the truth. It's different!

ATTN: COLONEL FLOPFLAP. IT IS YOUR TURN.