the DORITOS WAR
CHOOSE YOUR SIDE
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You'll notice that "Cool Ranch" is not called "Lame Ranch."
I rest my case. |
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You've made a huge mistake.
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ALL OTHER DORITO FLAVORS ARE DEAD TO ME PACKRAT
CHOOSE ONE OF THE RIGHT OPTIONS THAT RIGHT OPTION IS NACHO CHEESE |
Ranch anything is disgusting. Fuck ranch. Nacho Cheesier is the way to go.
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Cool Ranch taste neither cool nor ranchy, yet they are still lord of the Doritos.
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A LIE TO BLIND THE MASSES Listen. Nacho Cheese Doritos is nothing if it's not nacho cheese. You get exactly what it says on the tin, at 100000000x tongue-blasting power. I implore you to turn back from your mistaken ways. |
All this two-option bickering.
The real lie is the fact that the system is rigged to create a false dichotomy between two assuredly bad options. Don't let the wool be pulled over your eyes. Vote for freedom. Vote for the better option. Write to your local mod and demand that Cheeseburger be included in your polls! EDIT: Ah, and there you see. She starts the dissing campaign. A classic example of attempting to discredit a perfectly acceptable flavor through ridicule. You all see what lurker is doing, don't you? Don't let yourselves be manipulated! |
BLUE makes me think of happy things. BLUE skies, BLUE water, BLUE cat-human sex hybrids, BLUE DORITOS.
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CHEESEBURGER DORITOS IS NOT A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE FLAVOR BY ANY MEANS
YOU ARE A FOOLISH MAN |
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Do Spicy Nacho flavor count?
They are still Nacho Cheesier, but also Spicy. |
All of you are so wrong. Cheese is great and all, but YOUR TASTEBUDS KNOW THE TRUTH. Don't let your brain fool you.
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Too bad there is no Swiss Cheese Doritos or I'd declare my neutrality right then and there.
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You are forcing me to abandon my love of Chilli Heatwave :mad:
Cool Ranch is boring as fuck, bring on the cheese |
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Hito, while I still fully intend on marrying you just so you can cook for me and make me fat, know this.
There will be no Cool Ranch doritos within my household. It can only be the best (that'd be Nacho Cheese) within the cupboards. |
Cool Ranch flavour was discontinued here a few months after it came out. :( Since we also rejected Dr. Pepper, this clearly means Cool Ranch is the winner.
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Cool Ranch.
Also, how do you live without Dr. Pepper...? |
Here in California we have these Habanero-flavored Doritos and those are the ones I always buy. You know why? Because FUCK cheese and FUCK ranch!
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