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Sarag Jun 22, 2010 01:03 PM

the DORITOS WAR
 
CHOOSE YOUR SIDE

Wall Feces Jun 22, 2010 01:06 PM

You'll notice that "Cool Ranch" is not called "Lame Ranch."

I rest my case.

packrat Jun 22, 2010 01:06 PM

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...eeseburger.gif

Hi, My Name Is Hito Jun 22, 2010 01:07 PM

You've made a huge mistake.

Sarag Jun 22, 2010 01:09 PM

ALL OTHER DORITO FLAVORS ARE DEAD TO ME PACKRAT

CHOOSE ONE OF THE RIGHT OPTIONS

THAT RIGHT OPTION IS NACHO CHEESE

Radez Jun 22, 2010 01:11 PM

Ranch anything is disgusting. Fuck ranch. Nacho Cheesier is the way to go.

Congle line of abuse. Or is that conga-line. Or congaline. Jun 22, 2010 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radez29 (Post 759568)
Ranch anything is disgusting. Fuck ranch. Nacho Cheesier is the way to go.

Don't listen to this Nacho Cheese propaganda. Slander will not be tolerated.

The Plane Is A Tiger Jun 22, 2010 01:14 PM

Cool Ranch taste neither cool nor ranchy, yet they are still lord of the Doritos.

Sarag Jun 22, 2010 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tritoch (Post 759570)
Cool Ranch taste neither cool nor ranchy

then it is A LIE

A LIE TO BLIND THE MASSES

Listen. Nacho Cheese Doritos is nothing if it's not nacho cheese. You get exactly what it says on the tin, at 100000000x tongue-blasting power. I implore you to turn back from your mistaken ways.

packrat Jun 22, 2010 01:27 PM

All this two-option bickering.

The real lie is the fact that the system is rigged to create a false dichotomy between two assuredly bad options.

Don't let the wool be pulled over your eyes. Vote for freedom. Vote for the better option. Write to your local mod and demand that Cheeseburger be included in your polls!

EDIT: Ah, and there you see. She starts the dissing campaign. A classic example of attempting to discredit a perfectly acceptable flavor through ridicule. You all see what lurker is doing, don't you? Don't let yourselves be manipulated!

Congle line of abuse. Or is that conga-line. Or congaline. Jun 22, 2010 01:34 PM

BLUE makes me think of happy things. BLUE skies, BLUE water, BLUE cat-human sex hybrids, BLUE DORITOS.

Sarag Jun 22, 2010 01:49 PM

CHEESEBURGER DORITOS IS NOT A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE FLAVOR BY ANY MEANS

YOU ARE A FOOLISH MAN

No. Hard Pass. Jun 22, 2010 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by packrat (Post 759565)


http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/image...47553158-3.jpg

Wall Feces Jun 22, 2010 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pizza Helmet von Cuntingham (Post 759574)
BLUE makes me think of happy things. BLUE skies, BLUE water, BLUE cat-human sex hybrids, BLUE DORITOS.



http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/2...phlundgren.jpg


Marshmallows.

Fluffy Clouds.

Bunny Rabbits.



wvlfpvp Jun 22, 2010 02:36 PM

Do Spicy Nacho flavor count?

They are still Nacho Cheesier, but also Spicy.

Hi, My Name Is Hito Jun 22, 2010 02:43 PM

All of you are so wrong. Cheese is great and all, but YOUR TASTEBUDS KNOW THE TRUTH. Don't let your brain fool you.

Dullenplain Jun 22, 2010 02:54 PM

Too bad there is no Swiss Cheese Doritos or I'd declare my neutrality right then and there.

Sarag Jun 22, 2010 03:58 PM

Quote:

Spice 2.0 is the only semi-acceptable flavour of these otherwise disgusting snack products
Not only is this statement so ignorant as to defy belief, but it is clearly a non-clever ruse to try to trick those who are not paying attention. Pay it no mind. The only armies in this war are NACHO CHEESE v COOL RANCH.

Bernard Black Jun 22, 2010 04:09 PM

You are forcing me to abandon my love of Chilli Heatwave :mad:

Cool Ranch is boring as fuck, bring on the cheese

Congle line of abuse. Or is that conga-line. Or congaline. Jun 22, 2010 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a_lurker (Post 759591)
The only army in this war is COOL RANCH.

misQuoted for truth.

Temari Jun 23, 2010 01:49 AM

Hito, while I still fully intend on marrying you just so you can cook for me and make me fat, know this.

There will be no Cool Ranch doritos within my household. It can only be the best (that'd be Nacho Cheese) within the cupboards.

Infernal Monkey Jun 23, 2010 02:12 AM

Cool Ranch flavour was discontinued here a few months after it came out. :( Since we also rejected Dr. Pepper, this clearly means Cool Ranch is the winner.

VitaminZinc Jun 23, 2010 02:20 AM

Cool Ranch.

Also, how do you live without Dr. Pepper...?

Paco Jun 23, 2010 02:31 AM

Here in California we have these Habanero-flavored Doritos and those are the ones I always buy. You know why? Because FUCK cheese and FUCK ranch!


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