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The Ultra Street Fighter 4 Burger Challenge
Step 1. A bunch of us get together to play Ultra.
Step 2. Every time you lose a match on the Diner stage, you add 1 to your Burger Quotient. Step 3. You go to meet next year and eat that number of burgers (in a single sitting). Burger Amendment 1: On Pinball Wizardry Two burgers shall ever be the WAGES OF MARS. Whomever both punches and REIGNS OVER MARS* shall assign the fate of these Pinburgers, and so shall the Martian soil be stained forever with the blood of the punched. If the title of MARS LORD is seized by a nonpuncher, the burgers will not be shifted 'til next a puncher shall take the throne. *has the current high score among us on the Mars table on Pinball FX2. Amendment 1 repealed as of January 1 Burger Amendment 2: Conservation of Burgers As of the creation of the 52nd burger, the total number of burgers shall be frozen until such time as a 14th burger-holder enters the rankings (whereupon the burger cap will increase to 56, and etc). Future burgers earned will be deducted from the burger count of the match winner. Burgers are no longer created. In the event of the match winner having no burgers, said match winner may be allowed to enter a state of Negative Burger). Burger Tally Pang : 10 + 2 Lag Burgers Acer: 8 Diss: 5 + 1 Angry Burger Term: 6 Shade: 2 + 2 Pin Burgers ^___^: 3 Garr: 3 Mo0: 3 SuperSonic: 3 Rasputin : 2 Capo: 1 Juan: 1 Angry Burger Hawkeye: 1 Lag Burger Pack: 1 Total: 54 Burgers (or burger-equivalents) out of possible 56 GLOSSARY Angry Burger: As standard burger, except adapted to be unbearably hot and spicy via means as yet undetermined. Granted by loss in an Angry Diner match (a match containing only Oni, Akuma, or Evil Ryu). Lag Burger: As standard burger, but eaten in a slow, jerky, uncoordinated fashion. You must mash the burger into your face at least once. Granted by loss in a Diner match that was badly hampered by lag. Pin Burger: As standard burger, but flipped into one's mouth with an implement (the burger must be in midair briefly). Granted by punishment from the Lord of Mars. Perfect Burger: As standard burger, but the largest possible variety of that burger and with all available toppings in the maximum amounts. Granted by a Double Perfect loss in a Diner match. Burrito: Literally a burrito and not just a weird burrito-esque burger. Ideally of roughly the same bulk as the standard burger. Probably should be a beef burrito for consistency's sake. Granted by loss to El Fuerte in a Diner match. Shiny Burger: NATURE UNDETERMINED (sugar glazing?). Granted by losing a Diner match by 2 Ultra Finishes at the hand of Dan's Ultra 1 (Shisso Buraiken). |
chz and i do a thing:
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Magnificent.
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Given the fact I lose errytime all the time (I CAN LOSE ALL DAY, WINSTON. ALL DAY.) I may die if I take part in this.
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I like burgers, and I like Street Fighter. How do I make this happen. Like, do I uppercut the burger?
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Step 1. A bunch of us get together to play Ultra.
Step 2. Every time you lose a match on the diner stage, you add 1 to your Burger Quotient. Step 3. You go to meet next year and eat that number of burgers. Step 4. We all attend Deni's funeral. |
The premise of the Burger Challenge is simple.
For each fight (against another GFF member) that you lose on the Diner stage, 1 Burger is added to your score. Next June during Meet, each of us must eat (in one sitting) a number of burgers equal to those we have earned via our bad, incompetent street fighting. Those who do not attend Meet may participate, but if you agree to join the Burger Challenge, you will be expected to provide video evidence of your compliance to the Burger Rule within the 1-week window of Meet. Or else: weak, ineffectual consequences! If you are able to uppercut a burger in mid-air in such a way that it lands in your mouth, it shall count as 1.25 burgers. e: f;b |
Is this the first year you guys are doing this, or was this done at the past meet but no one talks about it because they had to hide the body.
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Garr and I were talking about that last night; does it only count during bigger group play, or even individually? Cause if it's just the times that two of us are playing it means there's gonna be a lot of burgers for some people. It also means that Garr has earned a burger.
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Garr can correct me since it's his Potential Burger but at the time I believe we agreed to forego burgering since we were just experimenting with different things rather than actually fighting. I'll leave him off the list for now unless he feels differently.
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Does you guys do random select on stage and if Diner comes up it comes up, or is there a stage select metagame of whether or not someone picks Diner?
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We almost always random; I don't think anyone's ever deliberately picked the diner before. I don't imagine anyone wants to open that can of worms, because once it happens you'd have revenge diner selections going on and it would quickly turn into everyone has to eat literally a thousand burgers.
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Thinking about this, I don't think I've won on Diner stage yet.
Now Deep Jungle... THATS a stage. |
I'm horrified by what I think could be your implication for the loser on that stage.
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For every match lost in Inland Jungle, simulate the heat, humidity and biodiversity of the rainforest by drinking a glass of hot tub water.
For every match lost in Pitch-Black Jungle, as above, but alone in the dark in the Murder Basement. |
See, this is great, but I want to eat burgers next year, so this complicates things.
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What, are you giving up on Rolento already?
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Crap, I was actually picking the Drive-In stage from time to time because it's one of my favorites. I'll try to remember not to do that from now on...
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This is a dark path to go down.
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Only if you lose in Pitch-black Jungle.
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