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solid_snake Nov 7, 2007 10:48 AM

i need help.......please....
 
theres this girl i met, she gave me her number, she moved to spain and now i dont know how to contact her, i have her mobile number she uses in spain but i dont know what country code or area code is which have to put before her number. please someone help me tell her i love her.:eagletear:

Krelian Nov 7, 2007 11:14 AM

Go to her house disguised as a cardboard box.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Nov 7, 2007 11:15 AM

Try being a bit less creepy. I find that generally works.

solid_snake Nov 7, 2007 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrelEN (Post 528564)
Go to her house disguised as a cardboard box.

sorry bub, no field time till mgs4. im on vacation.

Krelian Nov 7, 2007 11:30 AM

Relevant question time: How old are you?

I'm predicting my response is either going to be "haha no wonder" or "oh my fucking god".

solid_snake Nov 7, 2007 11:33 AM

im fifteen.

Killy Nov 7, 2007 11:49 AM

KrelEN wins for excellent prediction skills.

Fifteen you say? Come on man, it's not the end of the world, seriously. I doubt you know what love really means when you're that young. Relax, call her when she gets back and go on with your life, which by the way - has barely even begun.

EDIT: Oh wait, she MOVED to Spain? You might as well forget about her then, really. The next couple of years of your life will have you surrounded with girls that actually live in your vicinity. My suggestion: try getting in touch with them instead.

solid_snake Nov 7, 2007 12:02 PM

i know i could just forget her and move on but i just cant give up. i mean seriously, i will try day and night to get that number connected. all i ask is if you could help me with it.
PLEASE.

Killy Nov 7, 2007 12:09 PM

You're wasting your time. A quick google search would give you any country and area code you're looking for. You're obviously not old enough to understand even that, so I really don't see this working out the way you want it to.

Just trust me on this, you're better off forgetting about her. Stay in touch if you want - maybe you can be penpals - but don't for a second think that you're actually going to get together with this girl, she'll play you for sure.

solid_snake Nov 7, 2007 12:13 PM

i tried google like ages ago. i know the code. its 003491. but the problem is that there is some spainsh lady saying something i cant understand. maybe she's saying that her mibile's turned off or something.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Nov 7, 2007 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by solid_snake (Post 528569)
im fifteen.

Haha, no wonder.

solid_snake Nov 7, 2007 12:17 PM

okay i get it. i came to the wrong place to ask some help. im sorry i wasted your time.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Nov 7, 2007 12:21 PM

No, you're just not thinking entirely straight. You're young, it wasn't true love, so, hey, just let it go. I'm sure everyone goes through a similar stage, or situation, and you'll laugh looking back on it years later.

Trust me.

Immortal Nov 7, 2007 12:30 PM

Did she put your penis in her mouth?

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Nov 7, 2007 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Immortal (Post 528593)
Did she put your penis in her mouth?

This is important.

solid_snake Nov 7, 2007 12:50 PM

i know you think im an ameteur to this sort of stuff. and i can understand why that is. im fifteen after all. no big deal. ill get over it, my love isnt strong enough to cause me real pain.
guess what.
i will keep trying. i cant just give up. im sorry.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Nov 7, 2007 01:00 PM

Here you go, then:

Cheap Flights to Spain, Europe - TripAdvisor

solid_snake Nov 7, 2007 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Capo (Post 528607)

i hope you're enjoying yourself dude.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Nov 7, 2007 01:05 PM

It's mildly entertaining, I suppose.

solid_snake Nov 7, 2007 01:08 PM

thanks anyway. youve been great help to me. i think i can handle things on my own now.

I poked it and it made a sad sound Nov 7, 2007 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Capo (Post 528612)
It's mildly entertaining, I suppose.

Mildly? Try hilarious.

"Hey guys, I don't know how to use a telephone to stalk this girl in Spain I knew. PLZ HALP"

Killy Nov 7, 2007 01:09 PM

Guys guys, come on now. Yo wsup Snake.. just let it go. Posting here isn't going to help you really, we can't help you with this, 'cause everyone goes through this and they HAVE to - it's your own little journey young man. Everyone gets to taste a little bit of puppy love at some point, and this is yours! Don't enjoy it, because you can't, just hunker down and let it pass you by.

And please, don't use the word love again in this thread, not that lightly, for your own sake.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Nov 7, 2007 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by solid_snake (Post 528613)
thanks anyway. youve been great help to me. i think i can handle things on my own now.

Glad to have been of service. It's good to see The Quiet Place help yet another fifteen year old out of the dumps! :cool:

solid_snake Nov 7, 2007 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sassafrass (Post 528614)
Mildly? Try hilarious.

"Hey guys, I don't know how to use a telephone to stalk this girl in Spain I knew. PLZ HALP"

first of all- i already got her number but there is some spanish lady putting me off everytime i call.

second-i aint stalkin her.

third-you havent seen real pain so you dont know how much it hurts ya.

Killy Nov 7, 2007 01:17 PM

Quote:

i already got her number but there is some spanish lady putting me off everytime i call
IT'S AUTOMATED. WELCOME TO EUROPE. "THE NUMBER YOU HAVE REQUESTED IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE, PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER"

Quote:

you havent seen real pain so you dont know how much it hurts ya
Watch it Capo, he might ambush you from the inside of a carboard box.


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