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LordsSword Mar 28, 2007 05:35 PM

Halo Suit I want one.
 
Popular science had a story on this guy way back when his suit was a bulky hulk of a thing. I want one.

http://www.hamiltonspectator.com/NAS...=1014656511815

Why Am I Allowed to Have Gray Paint Mar 28, 2007 05:40 PM

This guy already went out of business, and had to sell his prototype suit on eBay because no organisation was interested in it. He spent thousands on it and now has a big hole in his pocket.

Gechmir Mar 28, 2007 05:41 PM

Very nifty stuff and all, but this line really made me raise my brows =I
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Dangling between the legs, that would be a clock.

The Plane Is A Tiger Mar 28, 2007 05:54 PM

Heh, I remember this guy. Scott Ramsoomair over at VG Cats posted a video interview from the same source and day back in January. The suit itself looks pretty nifty, but too flashy to be taken seriously. That crotch clock doesn't really help its credibility either.

Paco Mar 28, 2007 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Gechmir (Post 419709)
Very nifty stuff and all, but this line really made me raise my brows =I
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Dangling between the legs, that would be a clock.

I'm sure that's a typo. Just remove the "L".

Gechmir Mar 28, 2007 06:48 PM

CROTCH CLOCK

Summonmaster Mar 28, 2007 07:40 PM

Oh man! Straight from my hometown too! =0
Of all places, looks like there's giant Halo enthusiast here.
Tough luck though since inventions are a rather risky business to dabble about in.

Gechmir Mar 28, 2007 07:57 PM

he'd kick ur ass on Xbox live~

Skexis Mar 28, 2007 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Summonmaster (Post 419790)
Of all places, looks like there's giant Halo enthusiast here.

Battlefield 2142 might be a closer bet, since he made it with current military applications in mind.

This is an evolution from his Bear suit, so I have to wonder just how much range of motion it leaves him. There's a reason why we don't just cover a policeman's whole body with kevlar. =/

K_ Takahashi Mar 28, 2007 11:34 PM

I wouldnt mind buying a mockup, just to help the guy out financially since inventors need every penny they can get.

LordsSword Apr 9, 2007 05:27 PM

I do armor but this is out of my league. Nice work.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...%3Den%26sa%3DN

chibilola Apr 9, 2007 08:18 PM

haha, it's nice that he made that armour for real soldiers and not for mock reasons like "I want to be a super fighter like master chief!". The designs look pretty out there, but some of the attachments look pretty dependable. But then again, the actual useful-ness wouldn't be much. I'm pretty sure that the boys over seas are nicely taken care of with their equiptment. It's a nice idea, and maybe sometime in the future, the city bomb squads can use it.

Muramasa007 Apr 9, 2007 09:28 PM

Looks like a power ranger! =D

K_ Takahashi Apr 10, 2007 10:27 AM

Its something I would put on if we were playing with live rounds because paintball wouldnt be that fun.

crabman Apr 10, 2007 01:42 PM

Not to sound like a negative nancy or anything but this thing would never work. Think about it, where are most of the world's conflicts now? Almost always places that are really really hot. Try wearing that thing here in Arizona and you'll pass out from heat stroke in an instant. The suit alone weighs forty pounds, and add another 10 pounds for a rifle, and ammo and you're looking at carrying 50 pounds of weight around just because you have to. But i guess other people already figured this out, since he's out of business apparantly.

Gumby Apr 10, 2007 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by crabman (Post 420887)
Not to sound like a negative nancy or anything but this thing would never work. Think about it, where are most of the world's conflicts now? Almost always places that are really really hot. Try wearing that thing here in Arizona and you'll pass out from heat stroke in an instant. The suit alone weighs forty pounds, and add another 10 pounds for a rifle, and ammo and you're looking at carrying 50 pounds of weight around just because you have to. But i guess other people already figured this out, since he's out of business apparantly.

Try running around in "Arizona" in full MOPPs gear... It is doable, our soldiers are trained to operate in some rather extreme conditions. My guess is that Armor probably breaths better than the carbon stuffed suits they use for MOPP (level 4).

What is more important is the ballistic characteristics of the armor. If that armor could actually protect your entire body from rifle calibur ammunition I'm sure he would have gotten contracts BUT my guess is that it doesn't work as well as he has claimed. Besides saying it survived being shot with an "Elephant Gun" doesn't mean anything. Shoot it with .50BMG ammunition, if it survives then you have something to sell to the military.

crabman Apr 10, 2007 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Gumby (Post 420933)
Try running around in "Arizona" in full MOPPs gear... It is doable, our soldiers are trained to operate in some rather extreme conditions. My guess is that Armor probably breaths better than the carbon stuffed suits they use for MOPP (level 4).

What is more important is the ballistic characteristics of the armor. If that armor could actually protect your entire body from rifle calibur ammunition I'm sure he would have gotten contracts BUT my guess is that it doesn't work as well as he has claimed. Besides saying it survived being shot with an "Elephant Gun" doesn't mean anything. Shoot it with .50BMG ammunition, if it survives then you have something to sell to the military.

You're right it is doable, but they aren't in level 4 MOPP gear all the time. This guy basically wants troops to be in that bear suit lite all the time. And if it "breaths" better, doesn't that take the whole point of a MOPP suit out?

Gumby Apr 10, 2007 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by crabman (Post 420938)
You're right it is doable, but they aren't in level 4 MOPP gear all the time. This guy basically wants troops to be in that bear suit lite all the time. And if it "breaths" better, doesn't that take the whole point of a MOPP suit out?

This stuff was supposed to be designed as body armor, not a full environmental suit. I do see your point but if it really did perform as well as he said I am sure they could design a MOPP system that would be compatible with this armor, however I doubt it the wearer would survive a bullet impact from an "Elephant Gun". We have body armor now that MIGHT allow you to survive after being hit with large caliber ammunition and the stuff this guys armor is sporting doesn't look like it even comes close to that level of protection.

wvlfpvp Apr 10, 2007 04:55 PM

something about that thing just screams HEY I'M A FETISHIST WHO LIKES ELABORITE THINGS

Gumby Apr 11, 2007 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by wvlfpvp (Post 420996)
something about that thing just screams HEY I'M A FETISHIST WHO LIKES ELABORITE THINGS

He has a hard on for teh "Major", you know it is true. CROTCH CLOCK says it all!

The Wise Vivi Apr 11, 2007 05:04 PM

Could you imagine a few thousand soldiers running around in this armour in Afghanistan and Iraq? It would scare the crap out of me!

Gumby Apr 11, 2007 05:41 PM

Our enemy will strap a bomb to their chest and run at us, scare tactics aren't going to be terribly effective unless you have actions to back them up.

War is about functionality not retarded scare tactics.

The Wise Vivi Apr 11, 2007 06:08 PM

Well, I know it would require MORE than just running around in armour, but adding weapons to an already wild armour would just add to it.

crabman Apr 11, 2007 08:08 PM

Um... maybe you're forgetting but there really isn't very much you can do to scare these guys. I mean little kids are ready to take on tanks with rocks, these people are like literally ready to strap bombs to their kids to blow up troops. I don't think a guy in a suit is really gonna shock them that much.


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