Britney Spears on the cover of Bazaar
 

http://forum.anothersite.co.uk/showthread.php?t=85841

Yeah, perfect thread placement. Britney Spears has hit rock bottom, and then the bottom fell out.

+ an apparent receeding hair line. Or is that me?

Since when are "pregnant" women a sexy sight? Is she trying to start a new trend? "Hey all you other slutty Celebs! Look at what you can be!"

And what number child is she on for the birth giving line?

At one point or another I just had to make something like this.

Her face in the 3rd picture looks absolutely disasterous.

The 2nd picture... she looks chubby. Maybe because if you look at it from her neck down. Not because she's pregnant.

Maybe to me the black hair look looks really bad on her. I would much rather prefer her lighter colored locks.

And do I see a fake tan?

Have you guys actually seen a woman who's had children? She looks absolutely gorgeous. She's not wearing obsessive amounts of makeup and seriously doesn't have to. I think she's trying to make a statement, and it's not about being something you jack off to on the walls.

Nothing but critics, I say.

Actually she isn't the first. Demi Moore also did this if I remember reading another article correctly.

Did she pose as naked model because she desperately needs money?

she posed as a naked model because she is a fat disgusting slut who thinks fat disgusting sluts belong on magazine covers

Fucking hippies. HAVE YOU SEEN A WOMAN RAVAGED BY OLD AGE? She looks absolutely gorgeous.

Wouldn't there be more scope to stick this in the sewers?

I never really found Britney Spears to be much of a looker. From the front cover there it's hard to imagine that some supposed nice looking girl should have a face like that. That's probably from all the smoking as well. She is pregnant, but fat?

Also, what kind of statement can you make from such a photoshoot? "Oh well, I've always been honest, but I'm also a good mother."

She shoulda done a playboy spread when she hit 19.

OH well. So much for THAT.

This [photospread] is like a burnt steak after waiting 40 mins at outback steakhouse on a busy night, and having some fucktard cut you off in line because his cousin is the manager of the resturant. Which leaves you not even wanting the food, and demanding a refund.

Oh, yeah, internet males running wild ITT.

I'd still fuck her, not gonna lie.

When the hell did she dye her hair black? Is she trying to hide her blondness?

Scotty FTW.


Yet again I agree with you, dude. I like my women hot and free of offspring...ideally

She looks disgusting... for a pregnant woman she looks good. But look wise... gross. The tan is awful, the hair is awful, and... at first I didn't think it was BS. And something about her feet... they look scarey. I guess this is what women look like who don't have babies vaginally? Wait... women who don't have babies vaginally because they don't want to ruin their looks aren't women.

What the fuck is wrong with her toes in the last picture? I know she's got them curled up but they look like she had them amputated or something.

Plus another.

That is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen.

Of the first three pics, I didn't think he looked too bad (well, she didn't look totally disgusting anyway) in the first two, but that last one made me fucking sick. She looked like some kind of dead pregnant whore or something.

Didn't she talk to Matt Lauer in an earlier report saying that she wanted people to leave her alone? Plus, isn't being above a size 4 almost illegal in Hollywood?

Aw. I was hoping her figure would go to shit after being knocked up and her career would crash and burn =( She inspired a generation of prostitots with her dress style. You're gonna see little kids getting preggers now. I WANNA BE LIKE BRITNEY ;D

This deserves a new game! Britney's Dance Beats, move over! It's time for Britney's Dance Fetus! SHE'S HOTTER THAN EVER

Britney's fetus is going to be hot...like fetus.

There's pics of that already? Not yet maybe? I'm totally down for that!

Is it just me or is she just plain ugly? She was cute, she was hot... now she just looks pathetic. Not only her beauty has faded away, the stuff she's doing is pitiful. How long does it takes a falling star to realize that you can't stop the fall, no matter how hard you try?

Jesus, with the standards some of you people have, one must wonder how you are able to look in the mirror every day without throwing up.

It's going to be great when some of you guys become fathers or just hit 30 and you find all the women you get involved with have hanging fat aprons, fuzzy C-section scars, grotesque stretch marks, and saggy boobs, going by how poorly you're handling a heavily airbrushed pregnant woman.

Women do not age like men. Point blank. It's unfortunate, but what can you do? That's why you're supposed to enjoy the ten or fifteen good years we're given and take up golfing for the rest. Or just get over it and forgive your wife for it like she's forgiving you for going bald and getting a beer gut.

I like everything Aardork and pisscart deluxe just said. How can anyone say it better?

But, I do think that having a c-section JUST because you want to save your looks (not that it particularly does that) is a poor reason. Because however common and safe the procedure may be, it usually does hold more risk than a vaginal birth. There has also been evidence that a vaginal birth helps the baby in terms of releasing certain hormones, etc. It's just healthier!

That being said, c-sections are definitely necessary in some cases.

This could be a frontrunner for weakest thread in the history of the world.
"she looks ugly with black hair"
"ugh, pregnancy reminds me of sex, URGH"
"i hate britneys music this isn't gunna save her carear lol"

Get the fuck out. Britney Spears can do whatever the fuck she wants and look however she fucking pleases. She's young and pregnant. How is this even worthy of attention?

hehehe... :)

I guarantee you that every single one of the guys who posted in this thread would fuck her, given the chance.

I wonder what women and men you've been looking at.

It's all empirical; making a sweeping statement like that just doesn't fly.

Of course it's a sweeping generalization - but even people who take great care of themselves end up aging and getting some battle scars from life (like from pregnancy). It's expected and normal. Not to mention I wasn't completely serious. ;(

That makes it sound better than the more sexist overlays I read it first as. =(

On the not being serious note, it's also not as if everyone here just snubs celebrities for a living here either. Saying Jessica Simpson looks like crap as a redhead doesn't mean she's not pretty either. Or saying that one crappy photo spread of Britney Spears is hiding some hidden psychological meanings in our "miserable ugly lives" anyway.

You know. I am not saying this because I hate Brittany. I am saying this as a woman.

I fucking HATE THE NOTION of a woman posing like that when she's MOTHERFUCKING PREGNANT. First of all, yes, you're with child - but for fuck's sakes, HAVE SOME DIGNITY.

Secondly. What is UP with the hair. I don't believe she actually dyed her hair black. Because LOOK at that shit. It looks as though it's falling away from her scalp. Is it a wig or is Brittany losing her hair.

Thirdly - she looks like hell. Trash. Absolute trash. Maybe it's the fact that I have a serious problem with women who are pregnant acting like slutwhores posing with expensive jewlery, hideous fauxfur, and a really bad tan.

Is it so much to ask that expecting mothers act dignified in some sense? Is it REALLY THAT HARD to keep your motherfucking CLOTHES ON while you're with child?

I know the female figure with child should be celebrated, but this, in my opinion, is exploitation.

Also - that shit has been so airbrushed, its not even fucking FUNNY. Its like they FABRICATE a product, here. THERE IS NO PRODUCT.