How will you die?
 

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KCJ506: At age 88, you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home.

I always had a feeling I would die as the result of some sort of home maintainence related accident.

RockgamerXIII: At age 58, you will be attacked by a pack of wild dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

That's funny, because I'm actually deathly afraid of dogs!

weird it just said "Freddy Krueger: At age 100" Thats creepy.....

I will overlook the fact that I'm into art.

Acro-nym: At age 102, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

At age 92, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

The first is, obviously, with my GFF username. The second is with my real name. I think I prefer the first one. Fire...

hehe my previous post was using my real name here it is using GFF name: Freddy Krueger: At age 37, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

YeOldeButchere: At age 85, you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of alchohol.

Ah! Joke's on them though, I've recently given up alcohol after a recent incident which landed me in the hospital.

Ok, so I'm drinking beer right now, but contrary to popular misconception, beer isn't alcohol so it's alright.

I'm trying to figure out how the bicycle comes into play.

Wow, that was unexpected. :alcoholic:

Another "disappearance" claim by the Tatmadaw.

lol at least the neighbors will remember me XD


edit: just saw that I got the same as Yamamanama just not same age

yung: At age 65, you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

hmmm....

Lian_Kazairl: At age 67, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Well, like WraithTwo, it seems I will buy the farm off the farm, so to speak.

I actually like this one a lot, considering it's obviously a rather nice way to pass away.

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i6...ULAWILLDIE.jpg

I don't even like steak :(

'sup name thief.

Logan: At age 40, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)


I can't ask for a better death.

Sparhawke: At age 63, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.

hah, um, ok...

Well at least they'll drop me off where I'll be living. That's nice to know!

Holy shit.

It said age 83.

Whenever I was asked when I thought I was going to die, I'd always reply with "83" for some reason. I think it came to me in a dream, or something. I'm perfectly happy with the age, and even though it's a stupid online servey it's just a little weird that it happens to be the same as what I predicted myself.

Now that's just great.

"At age 85, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

The funny thing is, I don't like using blenders.

WraithTwo already won this topic.

Darkcomet72: At age 93, you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

:rock:

Now this is painful.....(Last Name)

Lu: At age 52, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

Even worse....

Omnislash124: At age 65, you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Reunion Tour" concerts.

First name is somewhat funny....

Michael: At age 45, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar.

Death by Sugar sounds intriguing....

David: At age 34, you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

:eyebrow:

Bah, I also got this one: At age 81, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

I got a feeling it was because I listed my shoesize as they are in Danish sizes. (I'm a 74...) not stupid foreign sizes...

Helloween: At age 102, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

Maybe Wraithtwo and I will be in the same platoon.

Debs: At age 93, you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

Nice. I'm going to die by the hands of pidgeons. What a way to go.

Pretty lame if you ask me......

bag0k: At age 71, you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

Sounds painful D:

Merv Burger: At age 58, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

I'd be impressed if I died that way, to be honest.

Valiant: At age 98, you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

BORING

xsummoneryunax: At age 60, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.

Yummy.

What a silly death for I:

Summonmaster: At age 59, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

At age 65, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

That just sounds disgusting.

Jimzon: At age 74, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

Pretty sweet, makes for a good entertainment at a restaurant lol.

JimZurge86: At age 102, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

Haha, this is the best because I'm someone who'd probably still play tekken when I was that old and probably someone who would pick a fight with a burglar.

JxIxMxZxOxNx86: At age 54, you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.

???? What kind of meditation session is that????

Jizz: At age 100, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

Atleast I'll be shiny!!!!

Except that I don't drink and I don't use a blender. Pretty interesting site. :)

At least I know it won't be at MY house. Cause I don't cook. ^^;;

Lame:

Naz: At age 42, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

That sucked, so I F5'd:

Naz: At age 80, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.

Much better. :p

Rydia: At age 81, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

I don't usually do these things, but that was interesting. It predicted an older age than I thought.

Are you serious...

At age 83, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

Looks like I'm gonna die an old fart who tries to blend with the new generation out of nostalgia. Sucks to be me!

The Burniator: At age 100, you will be blown in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.

Really? I'd think that I would live to 80 or something around that.


Harry Potter: At age 68, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

Ouch.

electric_eye: At age 92, you will be gunned down in the street after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

reflective: At age 73, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

It's funny cause I buy Vault's a lot. :D

I guess I gonna live a long time

At age 102, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

Chibi Neko: At age 47, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

Damn me and my rotten luck!

Yankele Herrera: At age 86, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.
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With just my first name:
At age 84, suicide, straight up.

WIth my full name:
At age 57, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

With my gff name:
At age 51, you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

LMAO!:biggrin:

I find this highly unlikely, since I hate steak.
Or conversely, maybe I'll die because I'm so unaccustomed to eating steak and therefore not chew it properly :(.

It depends. If the world remains as it is, I want to go out at age 99 with my family, but if we move to an apoclyptic state of existance (see: Nucular holocoust and everyone gets tumors) then I want to go out in a ball of glory. I dunno, maybe live in one of the crime ridden cities and get involved in a gang war, or go skydiving from mountains.

At age 102, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17

Sad really

Nick: At age 34, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

oh my god! I thought always on alcohol-dead. lol

majario: At age 78, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

My real name: At age 89, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

The first result I got seems more convincing since I actually can't swim.

My real name: At age 90, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

Well, since I can't swim... At least I get to die at old age :)

Angel: At age 65, you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.

Ouch, I guess I'll have to give up my meditation sessions... :( Never knew it was deadly tho!?!

Name: At age 101, suicide, straight up.

Wasn't on my long term plannings, but ah well..

Same as Boo, but I'll die much younger!

Mikko: At age 65, suicide, straight up.

Josh: At age 57, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.
Why Andy? WHY?!?!?

Hazelguy: At age 97, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.

Can't I at least drink it? But hey, forewarned is forearmed, I'll just RUN to the gas station. At least that way I can drink it before it hits me.

acid: At age 33, you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

Thirteen Years. Joy.

Richard David Elliott Devahl Mason: At age 74, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.



K gonna go take kung fu lessons now.

Andy: At age 43, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

Christ why so young? :(

Brian: At age 75, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

Fair enough.

Kevin: At age 89, you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

Holy freaking crap. Now I'm scared, that sounds EXACTLY like me.

The survey KNOWS....:ninja:

At age 61, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered

Kenneth: At age 69, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.

I wonder what garnish he'll use?

At age 91, you will choke on a piece of steak.

wow...probably the most lame one

edit: lol a bunch of people already have it. I do love the tekken one, its pretty funny.