Alright what's everyone's deal with Brady?
 

He keeps coming to me asking to be unbanned from chat and now he's told me he's banned from the forums. I look and don't see a banning for him here but that he's been placed into the miserable users usergroup which only an admin could do. So uh yeah what's got everyone so riled up?

Oh here's a chat log with him.

(3:16:24 AM) iambradylama hey, who keeps banning me from chat?
(3:16:30 AM) AcerBanditGFF not sure
(3:16:41 AM) AcerBanditGFF maybe you should ask on the forums or something
(3:16:47 AM) iambradylama banned
(3:22:33 AM) iambradylama I'm basically banned from every single online community I've been a part of.
(2:09:55 PM) iambradylama So, any idea who keeps banning me?
(2:10:10 PM) AcerBanditGFF NOPE
(2:10:18 PM) iambradylama My best bet is on RR or Tails
(2:10:21 PM) iambradylama Probably RR
(2:10:31 PM) iambradylama I think I bruised his ego by telling him off and he needs to get over it.
(2:10:49 PM) iambradylama BUT I also mentioned gfchat to the world
(2:10:58 PM) iambradylama so it could be flooded with traffic
(2:11:13 PM) iambradylama but then again I was feeling cocky
(2:11:41 PM) iambradylama So unban me please I'd like to just chat for a while.
(2:12:01 PM) AcerBanditGFF but they keep yelling at me when i do that =/
(2:12:10 PM) iambradylama Well they need to get over it
(2:12:14 PM) iambradylama I'm not crazy.
(2:12:14 PM) AcerBanditGFF you shold work this out on the forums
(2:12:20 PM) iambradylama I'm banned from the forums
(2:12:27 PM) AcerBanditGFF what?
(2:12:30 PM) iambradylama YES
(2:12:34 PM) iambradylama I am banned from the forums
(2:12:38 PM) iambradylama With no forewarning whatsoever
(2:12:45 PM) iambradylama Just because I posted prose in the Community Commons
(2:13:01 PM) iambradylama Post this chatlog in the mod hut and tell them I say to get over it.
(2:13:15 PM) iambradylama I might be using you as a proxy but damnit I have to.
(2:13:59 PM) AcerBanditGFF says your primary usergroup is miserable users
(2:14:06 PM) iambradylama yeah well fuck them
(2:14:09 PM) AcerBanditGFF an admin would have to do that
(2:14:15 PM) AcerBanditGFF i can't change that
(2:14:35 PM) iambradylama Just post this log in modhut. Somebody can vouch for me because I'm not fucking crazy.
(2:14:54 PM) iambradylama Hell I won't even post on the forums if that's what they're afraid of.
(2:15:18 PM) AcerBanditGFF hmmm i'll make an inquiry in the hut
(2:15:22 PM) iambradylama Sure thing.
(2:15:26 PM) iambradylama Thanks

He kind of totally went crazy. If somebody else is interested in his antics, speak up now; I'm not interested in them though.

I wasn't sure if his posts in concert hall were genuine entreaties or if he was making a play on some of the more pompous members there.

Either he's bugged out or he's epic trolling, but I don't think encouraging him is good in either case.

Normally I'd say the chat ban seems kind of silly, given how many banned members we had in there, but then again I haven't been in there to see his antics lately.

Actually, neither. Skills moved those posts to the Concert Hall as a joke, so I read in #gfchat. I have no idea where they were originally posted.

Jews did it.

I epic trolled the entire world by making a paper trail that leads all the way back to my facebook and told them how they can all be geniuses. :cmbirthday:

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Gamingforce is going down in history, fellas. YOU'RE WELCOME!

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In a good way, too. but *shh* I won't post on the forums

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still banned in chat btw

I don't remember seeing anything untoward from Brady and I'm pretty sure I come here every day.

Of course, my definition of untoward is a little different from some people's but I seriously think this place needs more, not less Bradylama.

Yeah, I'll keep posting in a lil bit. So here's the thing:

I've got millions of people out there who are willing to donate me money so that I can do a series of educational youtubes which expand on the ideas in my notes. I want to call on any film student who is NOT from the United States, and who is NOT from the UK to answer the call immediately.

We will have capital, we will change the world. We're gonna talk about history, art, and make beautiful music together. That's all I want to be known.

I would prefer if this person is from an Asian country or South America, preferably a muslim.

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still banned from chat, get a clue

Tried to.

Nutty was insistent though.

Since when does anyone listen to nutty?

Have a word with Zip.

Or try the aljazeera.com chatroom, I guess.

Does zip have a film degree? Because that would be great.

Also thanks for the new avatar, it reflects my mood quite nicely.

Wait, what? Brady's been acting nuts lately, sure, but I've got nothing to do with these shenanigans.

We've had people banned from the boards in chat, but that's usually because they were only being a problem on the boards. We've also had people banned in chat but not on the boards because they're problematic in chat.

I banned Brady from chat because he kept going on about how Lowtax was dumb and he got banned from SA for making a miserable thread on the front page forums.

NOBODY CARES about your crazy batshit theories or the fact that you can't fit in with the morons at the LF sub-forum, Brady. I don't mind if they unban you but could you try and turn down the crazy about 10 notches or so?

Suck my nuts, stupid.

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I don't have to explain my theories to anybody who isn't willing to listen. I've been able to show the entire world the true value of life on this mudball planet by risking my own, which is more than any of my detractors can probably say.

All I'm saying is do it elsewhere, Brady. Nobody here is interested.

You could probably take it to SA an- OH WAIT

Fuck you, Tails. I don't care if the only lives you're concerned with are yours and your own.

If you're not going to help me then shut the fuck up! I don't need your stupid ass bullshit, because there ARE people out there who understand what I'm doing. I showed anybody who can understand English how they can read at a college level. Do you not get how monumental that fucking is?

Brady, I feel like you've gone kind of far off the beaten track, and maybe you have, but maybe you're onto something too. Can you sum up what you're accomplishing and what your ideas are? I just realized you've been speaking at length about your goals, but I haven't been reading you too closely so I missed them. My apologies.

Also, who did you show this reading thing to? People who have some high school education? Illiterate, native english speakers? Adults in ESL programs? How large of a group did you use to determine this technique of yours? Just curious, because it is a monumental thing. Literacy is the single most important skill in this country.

The Mod Hut is not for evangelizing your new Path of Inspiration. Moved to General Discussion.

Basically what I've done is develop THE Unified Cultural Theory: that if you can read at a college level you're basically capable of understanding anybody. I know I'm not the first to figure it out, but it's been difficult for those before me to get the word out, because they had to appeal to book publishers or they had to deal with dishonest academics.

I finally realized that Noam Chomsky has been right all along about language, because it naturally flows that language is THE most common trope in human history, it is THE most repeated pattern going all the way back to the first African man. So if you can understand A language in full you've got what it takes to translate anything textually, especially if you speak English which is the biggest Lingua Franca in history.

I generated buzz about myself in real life and through the internet by refusing to insult people's intelligence. I helped people out when I could and only ate when I was hungry and people thought I was a weirdo. I realized that each post on a messageboard and on facebook has a timestamp, it's just that messageboards operate with pseudonyms and facebook operates under real life.

The paper trail lead all the way to my facebook and I put out false flags that I knew LFers would understand. When I realized that anybody who was aware of my facebook was already in on the joke I told them to let anybody they could in on it.

Anybody with internet access was able to flood my facebook, and they tried to ban my account. Enough people yelled at facebook to get them to unban it in time for me to get a message with the proper timestamp to challenge Barack Obama's announcement of the end of combat missions in Iraq.

I'm the most exposed guy on the planet and it's because I showed anybody who can use the internet but was still robbed of an education that all they need to read at a college level is to do so while constantly keeping reference material on hand. They can read a dictionary or always be willing to look up words they don't understand.

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My ideas were too complicated to be succinct about in a chat window, sorry.

There's a wonderful little compound I'd like to introduce you to, Brady. It's called lithium sulfate.

Here are my notes

Here's my playlist.

I knew they're all anybody really needs to acknowledge our common humanity.

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

that should work

All you need to do in order to understand everything and why I've done this is to read my Facebook from top to bottom. All of my comments.

So I've been looking at your fascinating Facebook wall. The gist of what I got is, if you read a dictionary from cover to cover and memorize the words, you master the language and can read anything written in it?

Sorry, man, I don't have a year to read this shit

Well, grammar is also important but you can pick up grammar in the normal course of reading.

What I've done is shown the human race the truth about itself by concealing it all in a joke anybody can get. And anybody who gets the joke can tell how anyone can read at a college level. Billions of people on this planet are robbed of a well-rounded education and I finally realized what it took to reach them.

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Then just read down to my thread for The Joke.

I always thought you were The Joke.

Precisely!

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Life is a joke but it doesn't have to be. We constantly doubt others because we think they're out to get us, we seek revenge because we don't view social relationships as causal. At some point in time somebody has to step in and end our endless cycle of violence and destruction.

I don't get it, then

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I really don't get it then

Ever since people walled themselves off from the wilderness the only thing we truly had to fear were marauders or foreign invaders. All of the great men of history operated under the false premise that it's ok to kill others, but they were able to shape the world because they showed respect to their underlings and they rewarded properly.

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Caesar wouldn't have amounted to jack squat without the love of his legion, and Jesus would be just another footnote of history if he didn't proselytize to the poor and illiterate.

Now, see, I like this. Back to the good ole days when we used to at least TRY to flame somebody off the boards.

If you still doubt me consider this: of the millions of genetically unique sperm your father wasted, YOU were the one who fertilized the egg, YOU were the one who survived the birthing process, YOU grew into maturity by surviving puberty. The same was true of our fathers, our fathers' fathers, and our mothers going all the way back to the first African man who set foot on this planet.

The very fact that we even exist on this stupid mudball means we've won the biggest numbers game in history, and few people understood that when Carl Sagan tried to illustrate it to them.

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suck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit to whoever edited this fucking link you think I'm playing around with your stupid ass?

Didn't I read this in Watchmen?

Yeah, but unlike Watchmen I'm not going to destroy New York with a psychic squid.

You should. Because if you can destroy New York with a psychic squid, people who aren't crazy would actually listen to you.

Yeah well I don't need you guys to listen to me, so you can take that for what it is. I've grown up from a world in which our global anonymity kept us from understanding what it took to get the big picture and be a world actor. But it's only because of my education and anybody else could have done what I've done by illustrating the truth.

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All I ever NEEDED you to do was hear me out, but everybody was too reactionary to understand.

Oh hi guise, what's going on in this thread.

Listen, Brady, I gotta take a shower and go to work, but I'll be back in about an hour and a half so we can duke this out. I went batshit insane years before you so I know whats up and I'm not letting you take my spot on the forums for that position.

Alright, but I'm not sure if you're an educator OR a student of history. "Mr. Starkweather" saw my notes and understood that we've both seen the world end in the same way because we have millenia of evidence to back us up.

Dude, Brady. Just STOP for a fucking second. Really. Try real hard. Just don't even think about your education or your revelation.

You used to NOT be this fucking crazy. Why are you so disconnected all of a sudden? Just answer the question, guy.

Brady has gone insane.

I'm pretty sure he's the leader of a small cult at this point, centered around mescaline and conspiracy theories.

At this point, I have no idea why anyone is actually considering what he has to say. He's very clearly fried his wiring. Or he has a serious drug problem. One or the other.

Listen, you guys just don't understand human beings the same way that I do. We refer to getting laid as "getting lucky" because it only happens on occasion, but the reason it happens to guys is because they seemed cute or handsome and respectable enough to be worth consideration.

I've watched my friends, mental children go through girls like tissue paper and I'm tired of watching it happen because I've known all my life that girls are our equals and they've been conditioned not to show the truth because they think they have to be non-confrontational.

Girls and women posting on the internet USED to be a rarity because you had to not be afraid to live life in order to be funny or share ideas with complete strangers. Nowadays women can be much more open about things because our generation is on the cusp of understanding that gender roles are a social phenomenon, not natural.

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What I understood about everybody who has had a messiah complex is that they thought people were too stupid to see the truth. I know better, I know that we're all capable of being geniuses we just never figured it out because nobody showed us the way. We're all equals, like it or not.

Woooooooow man

deeeeep

Just get over yourself already, I'm done with this thread and I'd like to make funny comments again. If you're not taking me seriously I don't need you anyways. I just wanna have fun on the internet while I do important work, ok?

Brady reminds me of those Spirit of Truth videos Pom and I used to die laughing about in chat way back in the day.

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Take a moment out of your life and watch all 8 minutes. This is Brady.

Brady, I think I see your motivation in doing this. It's for a Klondike bar, right?

I'd punch a dude for a Klondike bar right about now.

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Oh, if I told you guys I was completely sober would you believe me? I mean I drank tonight so the fact that I'm so lucid should illustrate something.

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I'M NOT PLAYIN BY WHITEY'S RULES!

GOT THAT GLOCK ON LOCKBACK

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE LORD

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE LORD

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE LORD

Chapter 10, verse ELEVEN
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Brad. Brad. Listen.

Let's assume for a second you really do have these glorious ideas, right. Let's assume further that these are actually legitimate ideas, and you're not just being a dumb kid who has it all figured out! after Hey Buddy finally let you hit his stash.

Let's further assume, charitably, that you're not just trolling the shit out of us.

World-changing ideas don't actually change the world if you're too abrasive to get people to listen to them. That's kind of the deal. People on LF do not count, because they are to a man precisely as bugfuck overenthusiastic WON'T YOU TAKE A PAMPHLET bent over their NEW INSIGHTS as you are. You preached to the converted and called it a victory when you found takers. Not how it works, Brad. Not how it works. You have to persuade people who don't already think the way you do. That means being persuasive. That means not behaving like a manic street preacher. Okay? Okay.

Now you get out there tiger, you get out there and show the world what's what

We'll be here waitin' when you get too old for that shit

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I made this post literally two minutes ago and am already regretting that I addressed you as though you are a rational actor

Well, I realized that all I needed from LFers was buzz. All I need them to do is get the word out because I know that many of them believe the same things I do and they're all basically reading at a college level.

Who I REALLY needed to reach were black people. Young black people are starting to read again because of the dissemination of street literature that they can relate to. I watch documentaries about renewed racial tension in this country and see them latching on to conspiracy theories because they don't understand that dumbass white people like Dr. Laura think they call each other niggers all the time.

That's why Dave and Lil' John were so key to the plan. They can frikkin READ.

I'm basically using LF and they understand why I need to. My ultimate goal is to reach people through youtube soundly and non-confrontationally. I just need people who follow my facebook to prop up our videos and get other people to check them out.

All I need to reach people is craft, art, some HD cameras, some film students, and a whole lot of support. And I'm not going to insult anybody's intelligence to do it.

Eventually I want to generate enough buzz to debate Glenn Beck in a public arena, or at least challenge that fat-faced idiot TO one. If I wanted people to see the truth I have to become the Anti-Beck.

Okay, I'm back and ready. Unfortunately its hard to highlander over the internet, so sorry for everyone who wanted to see some heads roll.

Let me begin by giving you the rules for being Batshit Insane (BI) from the Ministry of Batshit Insane (that's right its British, you wanna fight about it?).

1. No one cares about your BI theories except other BI's.
2. No one cares about your BI theories except other BI's.
3. Being BI doesn't make you special.
4. Being BI doesn't make you better than anyone else.
5. Being BI doesn't make you right.
6. Being BI and acting BI around normal people just makes you look BI.
7. BI's already have a bad rep and don't need help making it worse.

Next, let's move right onto advice for you Brady.

• Quit acting so BI.
• Quit taking whatever drugs you're taking. (This is actually serious advice.)
• Quit being fanatical.
• Quit posting this shit on places where people don't care.
• Quit it. Seriously man.

It's great you're so ambitious about... whatever it is you're trying to convey (don't have facebook, CIA front and all that ya'know), but you're doing it in a pretty stupid way. I mean I know... elites, banking system, Zionists, etc is like 'OMG WTF DUDES', but no one here cares other than to make amusing jabs at the ideas (also dramalol). When someone comes to GFF, they want to have a good time, not to hear about some BI theory. They could do a search on google and get enough reading material to last a lifetime if they were so inclined. Obviously, they are not.

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Brad, I'm not really sure what is happening here but it is really breaking my heart to see you acting so crazy. Please tell me you are just being your troll self and you haven't started losing your shit.

wut? :confused:

Also, if you need buzz... maybe you should try 4chan. You can be internet famous then! All you have to do is be a cute girl and post tits.

My God, I didn't realise this place had changed so much over the years. People are actually taking this even vaguely seriously now? I know that most people in the thread are taking this the way Brady intends as a big silly joke but once upon a time Zerg and Mo0 would have been threadbanned for failing at funny and hounded round the boards for a month as punishment.

In fact, I'm going to enact part one of that right now. Tails ain't the only one round here who can abuse his mod position after all.

Sounds like somebody missed his morning tea.

I laughed at the Sass and Mo0 tossing but wondered why Zerg didn't get one. Then I remembered we got him pretty good in the anime thread a while back so that'd be a bit much.

Even so YOU IN TROUBLE NIGGA

I understand that you guys are concerned I've gone insane, but I assure you the exact opposite has happened. So here's a new challenge for this thread: ask me any question about anything and I can tell you the truth based on what I know.

How am I prepared to do this? Because I realized that being a good teacher involves getting people to believe in you long enough to think that what you're telling them is the truth, but good teachers can be bad educators. Being a good educator means telling the truth whenever it's asked of you, even if you don't know.

So go ahead, I CHALLENGE you! SLAP!

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Brady? How come I can't get my woman to go down on me?

This is a serious question and I expect a serious answer.

If Brady is trolling, and hasn't actually smoked himself retarded, this is the most boring long con ever.

Well, if Brady is so dedicated to his joke that he's willing to spend literally months looking as crazy as possible on every possible forum and social network he can reach, shit. I enjoy a long-form prank as much as the next guy but if this is a joke then it's a joke he's extended to all his IRL friends as well.

She doesn't understand that your member is one of the cleanest parts of your body, because if you have good hygiene (and I'm assuming that you do) you'd polish the jimmy.

OR, perhaps she thinks it's degrading for her to put a dick in she mouth. That's silly.

OR, maybe YOU don't go down on HER enough times.

This is all just speculation, I dunno jack shit about your love life.

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My IRL friends are some smart people and talented artists. Their biggest problem is that most of them are still mental children and don't understand what it's going to take in order to make a success of themselves. They're all too present-oriented with next to no future-orientation.

I remind you that you think LF was an excellent way to generate positive buzz.

Still, if getting "future-oriented" is what it will take for people to help you then I'm strapping on my Commander Cody helmet and moon boots

Why do you occupy your time in the presence of mental children? That must be incredibly stifling.

Brady, when I left that message on your wall I wasn't trying to be a dick; the things you've said and been saying literally make zero sense. It's kind of troubling. This is how schizophrenia sets in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(!!!!!!!!!!)


EDIT: but seriously though just how much E have you been popping >:|

Are you capable of reading at a college level? This is important.

I understood that LFers are basically right about most things they just don't know how to get the message out. I can use them as proxies, though, because i realized that old people send crazy ass shit to each other through e-mail forwards all the time.

As long as a message gets forwarded it doesn't really matter where it came from as long as it's true.

Because they care about me, in their own flaky little ways and I understood that what they need is a leader. When a friend of mine told me that youtube will cut you a slice of ad revenue I realized we had what it took to just completely quit school. All we needed was enough people to pay attention to our youtubes and the money would come rolling in.

But I don't have capital, I don't have real security, I don't have ways and means. I need support from the internet if I want to lead a revolution in thought and make good art.

None. My favorite drugs were hallucinogens but I'm prepared to quit them entirely because I understand how they work and that they're not boogeymen which will inevitably destroy the minds of ARE KIDS.

Maybe their usage needs to be ritualized if we want responsible drug cultures. The Native American Church gets exceptions for using peyote for instance.

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I didn't do that many drugs either. I got sold a ton of bunk stuff at Bonnaroo, so I was sober and beat up. Still had some good times though, and the overall experience was important.

Now I truly despise trust-fund pseudo-hippies.

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I wasn't trying to be a jerk when I responded, either. I just straight up toldja what's up naw I meen?

Who do you need security from Brady?

Should I just go ahead and straight up ban everyone who's more than 1.5 Devos?

Shin, just admit you don't quite get what's going on and move on. The Testing Thread is calling you.

I'll admit I missed the off-board drama or whatever but I don't see that as an excuse for the poor quality of posts in this thread.

If this thread is just going to be an endless roundabout of Brady saying the same thing over and over and everyone else wringing out their panties about it though, I shall take your advice and move on.

I maintain that you guys used to be a lot more fun though.

Shin, if you took a gander at his facebook, you surely can tell that he wasn't fucking around yeah? All of those comments to his own topics really seals the deal, and its just sad, not funny at all.

EDIT: Brady had dissed this post, which should goes to show just how sad he just have gotten to.

Meh, I've not really checked Facebook properly for three months and I don't generally read that kind of update anyway. As I'm sure everyone is aware, when it comes to GFF I'm fairly focussed on the forums and not really involved in the meta-community.

If people are genuinely concerned, I'm surprised at the reactions here. If he's actually mental, Styphon chucking the thread public was a bit mean but all everyone's spouted is inane nothing-posts. It's that that confused me to be honest.

Whatever, Mo0 still needs to lose some weight. Brady might be mental but that ain't going to kill him before Mo0's heart gives out.

If it makes you feel better, Shin, it looks like the people who shouldn't be posting in threads are still getting told to leave them.

Yeah, because Brady isn't fat AND taking a shitload of chemicals.

You're out of the loop on this one, Shin. This isn't Brady's first go-round with this crazy shit. He initially snapped and posted three or four idiotic, ranting, drug-fueled diatribes one after the other a few weeks ago and they got scrapped.

This is hardly a new thing. You're just completely out of the loop on this one.

This isn't ha-ha funny, Brady talking about the gold standard. If this is a troll, it's boring, and pedantic and not worth the effort. If it's not a troll, and I don't think it is, this is the rapid mental decline of Brady, and we're seeing an actual mental breakdown.

Either way, you are so painfully off-base here. You more than most should recognise the signs of someone who has done damage to their brain with chemicals. This is hardly unique, and I know I've seen it with people I went to school with, and you must have, too. He has dropped himself retarded.

I may have had my differences with Brady over the years, but this is hard to watch.

Meh, I read through some of his Facebook stuff and whilst it's a bit silly, it's a million miles from someone who's actually gone mental on drugs. It reads more like a junior politics student who's smoked a couple of joints and thinks they're the first person to ever do so.

Granted he's about 10 years older than most people when they hit that period of their life but it's nothing to get concerned about. He'll grow out of it once he makes the transition from listening to Ozric Tentacles to listening to banging techno.

I needed security from authority, but now I understand that anybody who's in on The Joke either believes me or thinks I'm crazy. So I have little if anything to worry about. If AN AUTHORITY tried to end me it'd be like the JFK conspiracies multiplied by a billion.

This forum should go Full Devo

Ban Tails.

You're gonna wish you rode my nutsack. :cmbirthday:

I tried to kill the pain
but only brought more
so much more
I lay dying
and I'm pouring crimson regret and betrayal
I'm dying, praying, bleeding and screaming
am I too lost to be saved
am I too lost?

Guys I don't do a lot of drugs, OK? I know what false revelations are, and if you'd actually fucking hear me out you'd understand how fucking right I am.

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It looks like The Joke...
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...was on him.
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

People like to conjecture a lot about The Second Gunman on the Grassy Knoll, because they don't understand that Lee Harvey Oswald was fully capable of shooting JFK and did. They don't want to accept the fact that one lone gunman could change history for the worse (even though JFK put us on the path of what used to be our most embarrassing war).

Jack Ruby killed Oswald out of crazed love for JFK, or maybe Jack Ruby was handled by the CIA and they didn't want Oswald using his trial as a platform for spreading communist ideals. Jack Ruby doesn't really matter, the point is that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK and people need to get over it.

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I'm legitimately trying to understand what it is you think you're right about. You've only (relatively) recently leaped into this whole rigamarole of... transhumanism philanthropy or whatever without giving a lead-in or context to back any of your ramblings. That is why people are raising their brow and questioning your sanity, and whether or not you've officially fried your brains.

It is, to say the least, concerning. If this is an elaborate trolling effort that you've been carrying on over from SA, I would say it's worth canning the act since it's done nothing but get you banned from everywhere :|

Ok, sorry. I knew I could get the ball rolling in LF because it's a private forum. You need account privileges in order to see it and the only way you can have account privileges is to pay 10 bux.

I thought Lowtax would be down with The Joke because it would mean that if I posted exclusively in LF, tons of people would shovel him money in order to buy accounts.

So basically, all I've figured out is that we're all basically equal. We all have what it takes to read at a college level and understand anybody. I just had to get the word out to as many people as possible and as fast as possible.

Wait, so your World-Shattering Insight is "people are all basically equal"?

Really?

And from that most modest of seedlings... all this. Really.

Yyyyup. If you had to work with people who have been robbed of an education or who have had their brains literally poisoned like I have you'd understand why I felt like I had to do this.

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So, somebody has to be a Father Figure for Humanity because otherwise we're all gonna kill each other eventually.

And naturally, the best candidate you can think of for this role is you.

Four legs good, two legs better.

Well who else is crazy, manic, and rational enough to do it?

I'm not in it for the money.

Good to see you side with John Wilkes Booth on Lincoln.

No, like you said, you're in it for the power. The money that comes with that power is, like the pussy, simply a nice fringe benefit.

Right, but I don't want to lord power over people, I just want to show them the way to a brighter tomorrow and all that horseshit.

By collecting money from them via Paypal, initially.

John Wilkes Booth was limited by his historical context.

After which, world travel and television appearances, maybe a book or two

If I was going to rip people off and not deliver on my promises I'd be a dead man. I am nothing if not a man of principle.

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Listen I've already changed millions of lives for the better and the only reason you guys don't believe me is because you thought I was pathetic. Well FUCK YOU and FUCK YOU TOO!

I don't need your validation, all I want to do is make some funny posts on the forums and talk in chat every now and then. So get over it.

Of course you have, Brady.

Of course you have.

That's all any of us want, brother.

Brady's "Joke" is getting old so fast I'm about to call you all conformists.

Ok ok, so does anybody know that web forum happyelf started so people can talk shit on SA and Lowtax is? I think they can help me out.

I think this is it.

How long exactly has this been going on? I'm sure I remember not too long ago when you were involved in discussions about politics that did not stray into these territories you're now exploring?

Why would you need a forum dedicated explicitly to shit-talking Lowtax? I mean, you can do that literally anywhere.

I already knew happyelf was three kinds of retarded but this is a new frontier in petty imbecility. If you're trying to persuade the sort of people who pay attention to happyelf to do anything more intellectually complicated than scratching their own balls I wish you all the luck in the world, sir.

I just want you to occupy happyelf's attention so he stays the hell out of TGD mainly

vvv For a guy so het-up about the possibilities of English as a lingua franca you sure seem to have trouble reading it yourself

Being used as a proxy isn't all that complicated, buddy.

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And I basically just did the biggest FUCK YOU to Lowtax ever, so I think happyelf will be glad to help.

Fixed that for you.

No I'm pretty sure he just wants to literally use their PCs as proxies via which he will hax Lowtax. He will hax the Gibsons (all of them).

After which Lowtax's sweet sweet Internet money will be used to finance LA REVOLUCION!

http://www.rpgcodex.net/phpBB/viewto...er=asc&start=0

You're not getting respect anywhere you go are you buddy

all I have to do is post a stupid message in LF and I can't get my friends to help me out because few of them understand how proxies work and the rest are dirty hippies with no credit

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I literally can't get anybody else who knows me to care about this stupid fucking planet or this stupid fucking human ass race. If you think you can talk me down from the pedestal you're too fucking late. My old life is over, there's not a chance in Hell I'd ever get a teaching job in Oklahoma even though I'm doing this for the kids I worked with at Carl Albert Middle School. So throw me a fucking bone for once in your stupid lives when it actually matters for me.

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I don't know what it takes to get through your thick skulls. I've refused to insult your intelligence, I've been real as fuck. I've tried to show you guys how much I love and respect you and all I'm asking for in return is that you humor me for five fucking seconds and be willing to help me out with the most minimal of human efforts.

It's the life and times of Bradford Carter nigga, Volume II.

You're pretty bad at getting your name out there. Not even the first Bradford Carter on facebook after a google search.

It really doesn't matter. The fact that there's a black guy named Bradford Carter just further cements my point.

I got a little huffy yesterday because it seemed like y'all were still making fun of me while I was being deadly serious, so whatever. You can all read my screed in the journal if you want to see why I'm not crazy.

Or, alternatively, precisely why you are.

Oh come on Deni. Just because you have multiple degrees and get laid frequently you think you're better than me?

Izzat whatcha mama toldja?

I'm pretty sure he thinks he's better than you because he didn't bail on his job to pursue a harebrained scheme he had no idea how to actually implement.

No, because I realise literacy will make the world a more accessible place, like everyone has since social theory really took hold in the 60's. Because I realise academics and non-academics alike have known reading is vital to success since as long as there has been reading and writing.

Because I don't have a messiah complex over the fact I recognise painfully evident things. Because there is a disconnect in your brain where you think your truth is the most important truth, and that because of that everyone else needs to be lead, and more importantly to be that leader yourself. Because you think people think you're crazy because they don't get it, not because your approach is asinine, your point is a worldwide accepted fact that's been at the forefront of educational discussions for decades. Because everyone in your life is telling you how off base you are, and your defense is "fuck off I just want you to understand and be cool with my crazy person shit."

Brad, there is something wrong with you. You were never this ignorant before, even when you were wrong you were still rational about it. You have completely lost the beacon here, and you keep drifting farther off into the crazyverse.

You've come up with nothing new in terms of ideas, and you're going about it in a way that even if you HAD a new idea, no one would ever take you seriously because you look like an ignorant fucking hack.

Your solution to the global epidemic of stupidity is to be the LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE guy. That doesn't make the world smarter, it makes the discourse dumber. You want to make education attractive to people who generally don't have access or shun it. Great. Posting Lil Jon is not going to make urban blacks pick up Moby Dick. Being as irritating as possible is not going to make people listen to your tired message.

You have a good idea. Wouldn't it be nice if everyone could read, and had the chance to better themselves. Wouldn't it be nice if people all had access to healthy, abundant food sources (Norman Borlaug was better at this than you, by the way). Of course it would. But playing the Glenn Beck underground roots movement thing doesn't work. Your message is out there. Your message has been put out there by far better people than you or I.

All you're trying to accomplish is making people see how special you are, and Brady, at that you're succeeding. You're a unique snowflake, but being different doesn't make you useful. I'm not getting into some quote war with you over this, either. People have tried making rational points to you, and all you do is run off on a tangent. I want no part of your bullshit. I like you, or I did, and I'm sad to see a decent mind go this route. So I wouldn't forgive myself if I didn't try to tell you I want you to get better.

But I've tried, and if you want to continue down this path, know it leads nowhere but more people thinking you're a joke. You have no great message that isn't already out there, and your approach is asinine. Sober up, Brad. You're making a fool of yourself.

I haven't bailed out on anything. You guys have no idea what I'm doing in the real world.

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I'm so far from ignorant it's not even funny. I've been so straight up about my influences it's not even funny. I thanked everybody I possibly could in that gassed thread because I knew that I couldn't reach this point without them to show me the way.

None of you are listening to me because you think I'm a pathetic loser, and I REALLY don't care.

No, none of us are listening to you because you have nothing to say. Here's you: a guy picks up Abbey Road at the Goodwill, brings it home, brags to his friends about this "incredibly obscure old record" he found.

The fact that you personally have all the charisma and rhetorical skill that the good lord gave a cantaloupe is an entirely separate issue from the fact that you have absolutely nothing to tell anyone.

It sure would be great if people didn't have autism.

Here's a thought: It's sad that people are poor.

Guys, guys, check it out. It's a butt. Oh, man. That's funny.

I've got this market locked down, Brady, get your own :mad:

I like to imagine that Brady's posts have not truly been deleted, but that hidden within the Hut there is simply an epic thread wherein he argues with himself forever

Fuck you, Pang. For all that you understand about the world where did it get you? You languished in malaise for years and I was doing the same thing.

I'm telling you all this because I KNOW that some of you KNOW everything I'm talking about. I'm doing all of this and risking my life because I know what it takes to educate on a global scale!

:cool: NOW do you FUCKING understand? :cool:

Well since i know my posts are being routed into one big stupid thread let me say this:

All I'm doing is exposing you to the truth of your general ignorance. Every human being on the planet is capable of thinking on the same playing field and I've shown them how to do it.

So: you can help me out or you can stop being a bunch of self-sanctimonious pricks. OR you could just do nothing and keep laughing at me, but if that's the case I know who I'm not going to let in on my project.

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Quit laughing, facebook privacy options allow anybody in the world to see your facebook. I've turned my facebook into one of the most significant media outlets in the United States: that is The Joke.

Actually, any mod could easily shift any members posts into one big thread by changing their posts viewed per page to 1,000, searching for that member's posts, selecting all using the box at the top of the page then merging the posts into one thread. It'd take less than five minutes I reckon.

I'll try it on someone if you want, you volunteering as it was your idea, Mo0?

I love how strangely appropriate your avatar is for this post.

The problem being this is more or less a permanent change to the forums, and we've generally frowned on doing that sort of thing in the past.

(Such as when people go to quit and try to edit all of their posts to nothing we'll remove their editing privileges.)

Can you not reverse that then?

I wasn't sure either way, hence not just going ahead and trying it out...