Post the contents of your purse/man-purse equivalent
 

I had to organize my purse today, since I had quite the tango trying to locate my keys after leaving the movie theater.

Anyway, OVERTURNED WAS MY PURSE, followed by this:

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...7130051njk.jpg

Change. Wallet. Keys. Cellphone. Receipts. Blue bag (carries pens, checkbook, chapstick, hair ties) lip gloss. SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR

Anyway so I was wondering if I could get a quick look inside your purses or pockets or whatever. SHOW ME WHAT YOU HAVE TUCKED AWAY I AM VERY INTERESTED

I DON'T HAVE A PICTURE RIGHT NOW BUT I CAN TELL YOU ALL THE GRUESOME DETAILS

Keys, phone, tobacco, skins, menthol filters, lighter, mp3 player, notepad, pen, probably some magazine BBC Wildlife or National Geographic, travel toothbrush, wallet, my hopes and dreams

Holy fuck Seris, that's a FUCK TON of artificial sweeteners. Why keep 'em? Just wondering.

<3<3<3 Those are probably all the sugars she stole from the restaurant we went to at the airport on the last day of the meet. Damn.

Anyways, anyone who knows me knows I dont carry a purse. Most of the times I just keep stuff in my pocket... pretty much limited to whatever cash I have, my license, debit card, and phone. Carrying my keys around with me can be a bit of a pain at times, but... eh.

It's offical.

The American male has become a fucking pussy.:mad: :gonk: :twitch:

Real American Men™ walk around in the nude.

I don't usually carry a purse. I keep my wallet and cell phone in my pockets and the two keys I ever use are in my wallet.

ETA: also my pepper spray in a pocket, if I'm out walking alone or at night.

I don't see any condoms in there.

I don't understand why people carry so much stuff in their bags. I have a bag set up mostly for going to school, so there's not much extra in there.

I do not want to know why you have goggles, FF X-2 and lube in your bag at the same time.

because otherwise the lube would get in his eyes, duh

Yeah, the PS2 won't take in that disc willingly, you've got to force it in and that just helps out

I'll probably ditch the pillow once I move, since it's difficult to sleep on the Metro. Then again, if Mo0 and I end up carpooling to work, the soothing sound of crickets will lull me to sleep.

I also typically carry a spare iPhone charger and a pack o' tissues for when I need to catch a beat on the subway and don't feel like making a mess. Alas, the charger is currently in use, and I ran out of tissues. On a related note, I've been banned from the NYC subway forever. Sucks.

Wait, what? Did you shove an old man or something?

It was a joke, perhaps too thickly veiled. Allow me to break it down with the boldface:

The DC metro is full of animals, let me tell ya.

This is what I get for skimming a post instead of reading it.

fixed

Are you guys fucking serious? You guys actually carry this shit around with you?

Please name four things listed on this page that are actually odd.

I'm curious to see if you can actually prove you aren't just being a contrary idiot like everywhere else you post.

Not counting the lube.

While Rex here is trying way too hard to be the Paragon Of Traditional Manliness*, Kishin's bag alone provides 4 things no normal person needs to carry around with them at all times.

*Slab Bulkhead!
Fridge Largemeat!
Punt Speedchunk!
Butch Deadlift!
Bold Bigflank!
Splint Chesthair!

I'm giving Kishin the benefit of the doubt and saying he's taking science classes at the university. Which explains everything but the lube. The game just makes me assume he has shit taste in games, which hardly makes him weird.

Big McLargeHuge

Inside Kishins bag: A GOOD TIME (save for that copy of x-2 what the hell is the matter with you)

Come on , man! A fucking purse? Why not just carry a book or duffel bag? Why the dang purse? I mean I'm not homophoic or sexist or anything but, seriously man that's embrassing as shit to actually walk around with something like that.

I'm also looking at it from a possible health problem as well, having it filled with that much stuff could injure ones shoulder, as compared to using a book bag that way the items and weight are evenly placed between ones shoulders. I'm sorry I came off as kind of "sterotypical male" of whatever, but come on.

The only people in this thread who have displayed actual purses are women, Rex.

Women.

Do you know what a woman is.

(r u a women)

But they're are no girls on the internet.:twitch:

Devon. Don't encroach on his liberties. You can't just tell him how a word is spelled. You can't own language, man.

(Rollseyes at the liberals getting butthurt, but still goes on to cook breakfest.)

so, like, this guy is serious. he is a real person posting things he really believes. on the internet. like this isnt a joke. this. this is serious.

(doing actions on the internet)

Sorry I am still laughing at they're are. That is the greatest fucking thing.

the greatest

e: taking there/their/they're to NEW LEVELS oh my god it's never going to stop being funny

If I'm going out and might end up staying the night I usually carry a bag with my Nintendo DS, cellphone and a book, as well as my hairbrush, razor, a change of t-shirt, boxers and socks and my toothbrush. I consider those the minimum for an overnight stay.

A lot of my friends live a fair distance from me, and I don't drive... so it happens. More when I was younger, but still. Sad to say, I don't have any particular oddities I carry in my bag. If I'm not planning to stay the night I can carry everything I will need in my pockets, which amounts to cellphone, keys, wallet. Maybe ID, but I don't exactly get carded much...

Yeah guys, just because he's been wrong about every assumption he's made so far, can't spell their/there or breakfast, proving himself stupid or at least poorly educated, that doesn't mean you can judge him.

Like a... like a Judgy McJudgerson.

You monsters.

Fuck the Libertarian, here's my shit:

http://i25.tinypic.com/29cw8bo.jpg

Don't you love my couch?

I am dubious as to the veracity of a feline being in your purse.

I mean, on a regular basis, at least.

Look man

She goes in my bag all the time and helps herself to my shit

She's a stupid slut of a cat and she never listens to reason

I keep telling her Walmart isn't the place for kittens, but noooo

Request: Cat in the bag.jpg

Pffth

http://i26.tinypic.com/2zhnq4y.jpg

whatta SLUT

quality handmade bags at discount prices pm me for details >_>

Why do you carry a four function calculator along with a cell phone in your purse? With pretty much every phone nowadays (even the lowest level ones I buy) you can map the calculator to a single button press.

I don't like the calculator function on my phone because it takes too long to access it.

Release the key lock, go to menu, select organizer, blah blah blah. I could set the shortcut keys to go straight to the calculator, but I use those for the functions I use much more frequently. I also don't like relying on my phone for more than just text/phone.

I like the calculator, okay. :(

it looks exactly like an old couch we had growing up :( only we threw it out like 15 years ago. did you happen to STEAL IT???

I tried using a book but it wasn't very comfortable to carry around.

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Right now my pockets contain my wallet, keys, phone, lighter, pack of fags and some loose change. I rarely go out with more than that on me so don't often need a bag. If I'm taking a book with me I've got a small satchel but not much else ever goes in it. I guess I travel pretty light as a rule.

In my bag at this moment in time, is my wallet, sunglasses, my diary, my Mp3 player, a couple of pens, a note book, my keys, some chewing gum, some body spray and a little cosmetic bag the norm really.

Wallet, card case, checkbook, eye drops, mini-notebook (Liberty of London for Target!), a lot of receipts, housekeys, thumbdrive, tampons, earplugs, 2 pencils, 2 pens, 11 different lip products (gloss, lipstick, stain, etc).

(Cleaning things out, now.)

Right now my laptop bag has my MacBook, my Magic Mouse, my BlackBerry, two flash drives, my car keys, a small stack of business cards, my high school class ring (which my mom gave me, though I never wear it for fear of losing it) hanging from a little clip inside the outer pouch, assorted office and school documents, spare batteries for the mouse and one of these which has my Backbeat earphones and iPod and Blackberry cables in case I need them. Sometimes I throw my iPod in there too but most of the time, the iPod is blaring tunes from the office speakers or in my car.

That mousetrap thing is really cute and reasonably clever.

Yeah, it's not the most comfortable mouse pad to use but it comes in handy when I'm designing on the road or I'm at Brewbakers having a beer during happy hour because I don't like putting my mouse on their tables. The only drawback is that it takes a good 10-15 minutes of being open to flatten out entirely. It has a non-skid silicon liner ring on the outside too so that it doesn't move around on you when you're moving your mouse on it.