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Bradylama Jul 13, 2010 08:46 AM

Israel, war, Moldova, etc. Israeli member feels sexually violated. (In the butt)
 
Israel threatens Libyan aid ship
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The Israeli navy has threatened to take action, should the Gaza-bound Libyan aid ship refuse to change course, says an organizer onboard the vessel.

"Israeli authorities have given us until midnight tonight to change course and head to the (Egyptian) port of El-Arish, otherwise they are threatening to intercept the boat with their navy," Mashallah Zwei was quoted by AFP as saying on Tuesday.

Earlier in the day reports suggested that the Israeli navy had already intercepted the ship, the Amalthea, which seeks to deliver humanitarian supplies to the besieged people of Gaza.

An Israeli military spokesman said, "The navy has begun preparations for stopping the ship, should it attempt to violate the naval blockade."

Libya's Gaddafi International Charity and Development Association, headed by the second son of Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi, organized the Moldovan-flagged Amalthea.

The aid ship set sail from the Greek port of Lavrio with 12 crewmembers and 2,000 tons of relief supplies and is expected to reach the Gaza shore on Tuesday night.

In May, a flotilla of almost a dozen ships carrying aid to Palestinians was attacked in international waters by Israeli commandos. The brutal attack left at least nine activists dead and 50 others wounded.
NO MORE WIRE HANGERS

Sarag Jul 13, 2010 08:52 AM

What the fuck. I thought that Israel already promised to back off on their crazy overreactions to aid ships?

Bradylama Jul 13, 2010 09:36 AM

Hahaha, you believed Israel?

Sarag Jul 13, 2010 10:18 AM

he's a good man, he just gets angry when he's drunk and when I don't have dinner on the table when he gets home.

Hachifusa Jul 13, 2010 04:38 PM

Where does the U.S. stand on this? Publicly, anyway.

Nehmi Jul 13, 2010 04:55 PM

Probably in a dark corner of the room smoking a cigarette.

Bradylama Jul 14, 2010 03:31 PM

Gaza aid ship docks in Egypt - Middle East - Al Jazeera English

so I guess they pussed out and docked in El-Arish, there's a lot of sad IDF commandos with itchy trigger fingers in Tel-Aviv tonight :(

Voice of Reason Jul 14, 2010 04:41 PM

What a misleading topic title. "Libyan ship's about to illegally enter Israeli waters" would be much more appropriate.

The unmovable stubborn Jul 14, 2010 04:54 PM

"Libyan ship's about to illegally enter Israeli waters in order to deliver relief supplies" would be even more appropriate.

"Libyan ship's about to illegally enter Israeli waters in order to deliver relief supplies, is threatened with military action in order to prevent them delivering said supplies" would basically convey every important detail in the story, but it doesn't make a very snappy headline.

Strictly speaking Brady's title is just as accurate as yours, it just doesn't skew to your own views. In Brady's worldview, the RELIEF SHIP is the victim, whereas in your worldview the ISRAELI WATERS are the victim of... having... a boat... in it....

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Jul 14, 2010 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Voice of Reason (Post 762455)
What a misleading topic title. "Libyan ship's about to illegally enter Israeli waters" would be much more appropriate.

Much better now. I think you'll agree.

Bradylama Jul 15, 2010 02:12 AM

I dunno how the modern maritime law deals with it, but blockade runners aren't strictly speaking illegal under international law, although states do have the right to intercept them (assuming the Israeli blockade wasn't illegal, which it is).

Voice of Reason Jul 15, 2010 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 762457)
"Libyan ship's about to illegally enter Israeli waters in order to deliver relief supplies" would be even more appropriate.

Wrong. The "relief supplies" bit is unverified.

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Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 762457)
Strictly speaking Brady's title is just as accurate as yours, it just doesn't skew to your own views.

Wrong again. Strictly speaking Brady's title is a blatant lie, while mine is the objective truth.

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Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 762457)
In Brady's worldview, the RELIEF SHIP is the victim

The victims of what? Of being informed that upon breaking laws they are to face consequences?

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Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 762457)
in your worldview the ISRAELI WATERS are the victim of... having... a boat... in it....

Not really. Actually, Israeli citizens are the victims of terrorist attacks committed using the weapons supplied to Palestinian terrorists. And, in case you're wondering, sometimes the weapon supplies are disguised as humanitarian aid.

Sarag Jul 15, 2010 09:03 AM

I feel like I'm missing something in this discourse.

The unmovable stubborn Jul 15, 2010 09:14 AM

Deleting a newbie's posts every time we disagree with them is an excellent solution that definitely won't result in the forum turning into a circle-jerking ghost town!

Tails Jul 15, 2010 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent Di Gun Him (Post 762463)
Much better now. I think you'll agree.

you forgot the "what what" part FAGGOT

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Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Jul 15, 2010 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 762569)
Deleting a newbie's posts every time we disagree with them is an excellent solution that definitely won't result in the forum turning into a circle-jerking ghost town!

I tend to agree with this.

Sorry fellow staff bro I'm gonna undo this :(

The unmovable stubborn Jul 15, 2010 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voice of Reason (Post 762545)
And, in case you're wondering, sometimes the weapon supplies are disguised as humanitarian aid.

It seems to me that last I checked boats could be boarded and their contents inspected, but if the Israeli policy toward unverified cargo is to BLOW IT UP I guess that's just kind of one of those agree-to-disagree things.

See, even if we accept as fact every single one of your presumptions about the situation it still looks really stupid.

No. Hard Pass. Jul 15, 2010 01:48 PM

My favourite distinction in this is that when Palestine does it, it's terrorism. When Israel does it, it's national defense.

Cute.

The unmovable stubborn Jul 15, 2010 02:00 PM

This is an easy distinction to make when you don't recognize that the other nation even has a right to exist.

Bradylama Jul 15, 2010 04:59 PM

The port authorities at El-Arish don't seem to have found any hidden weapons caches.

Although even if the ship did have weapons on board I would support it, because Palestinians have the right to defend themselves against Israeli encroachment. Of course, nothing the Palestinians could get their hands on could possibly bridge the gap with a military that has remote-controlled machineguns on its apartheid wall.

Here's a story on them.

It's an all-female unit too. Truly the IDF is the most feminist of killing machines. ^_^

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jul 16, 2010 04:55 AM

Remote control machine guns are no match for optimistically aimed 1970's soviet rpgs and home made bombs though are they Brady. That's why the Israelis use helicopter gunships to capture political opponents.

Voice of Reason Jul 16, 2010 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 762600)
It seems to me that last I checked boats could be boarded and their contents inspected

Indeed. That is if they wish to cooperate. When they don't, the only option is to use force.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 762600)
but if the Israeli policy toward unverified cargo is to BLOW IT UP

It isn't.

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Originally Posted by Denicalis (Post 762612)
My favourite distinction in this is that when Palestine does it, it's terrorism. When Israel does it, it's national defense.

The keyword is wrong. I'll fix it. What Palestine does is terrorism. What Israel does is national defense.

It's pretty simple. Randomly killing civilians is terrorism. Preventing that is national defense. Any questions?

The unmovable stubborn Jul 16, 2010 08:02 AM

I have a question.

Your beverage, there. Is it actually Kool-Aid, or did you skimp and get the Flavor-Ade at Family Dollar?

Bradylama Jul 16, 2010 08:46 AM

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but to be fair to Voice of Reason, Right of Return trips are basically brainwashing seminars, unless he's never been to Israel or isn't a Jew in which case he's a moron

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Jul 16, 2010 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762777)
unless he's never been to Israel or isn't a Jew in which case he's a moron

Nope, he lives there.

Bradylama Jul 16, 2010 11:05 AM

When South Africa did it, it's Apartheid. When Israel does it, it's National Defense.

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The unmovable stubborn Jul 16, 2010 11:09 AM

Your hamfisted propaganda is winning hearts and minds, Brady.

Not like that other guy's hamfisted propaganda.

Bradylama Jul 16, 2010 11:13 AM

Maybe Voice of Reason could feel pride in his presence amongst us Gentiles if we changed his name to Voice of Hasbara.

Voice of Reason Jul 16, 2010 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762801)
When South Africa did it, it's Apartheid. When Israel does it, it's National Defense.

Did what?

Bradylama Jul 16, 2010 11:39 AM

Segregate an entire ethnic group from the minority settler population, disenfranchise them, use them as cheap labor, treat them as sub-human, etc.

Voice of Reason Jul 16, 2010 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762810)
Segregate an entire ethnic group from the minority settler population

UN decisions, War of Independence, etc.

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762810)
disenfranchise them

This is a bit confusing. Disenfranchise whom? Are you talking about Palestinians or Israeli Arabs here? The term disenfranchise can't be applied to the first and is untrue about the latter.

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762810)
use them as cheap labor

Mutual agreement benefiting both sides.

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762810)
treat them as sub-human

How exactly? Elaborate.


Anyway, none of the things you've mentioned is the "it" representing national defense.

Bradylama Jul 16, 2010 01:15 PM

What about the "security" wall with the remote-controlled machineguns? What about the active demolition of Palestinian homes for the purposes of Jewish settlement? What about Operation Cast Lead? What about the invasion of South Lebanon in 2006?

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UN decisions, War of Independence, etc.
That et cetera being the Nakba, an active policy of ethnic cleansing that created 750,000 refugees from Mandate Palestine. Decades of occupation after wars of Israeli aggression. A border wall which is only years old. Military checkpoints which stifle travel and make commerce next to impossible. Active economic policies which favor Israeli farmers over Gazans and West Bank farmers. The settlement of most of the quality land in the West Bank and the unilateral annexation of East Jerusalem, and et cetera and et cetera.

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This is a bit confusing. Disenfranchise whom? Are you talking about Palestinians or Israeli Arabs here? The term disenfranchise can't be applied to the first and is untrue about the latter.
Except for the fact that Palestinians don't have a state, and aren't granted voting rights in Israel, a country which determines every aspect of their economic conditions.

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Mutual agreement benefiting both sides.
Except you don't even use Palestinians as labor in Israel anymore. You'd rather ship in guest workers from India or Turkey, to the point that the Gaza strip has over 40% unemployment.

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How exactly? Elaborate.
Facing the constant indignities of an occupation so dystopian it would seem nightmarish. So cruel it would make the Nazis blush.

Voice of Reason Jul 17, 2010 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762820)
What about the "security" wall with the remote-controlled machineguns? What about Operation Cast Lead? What about the invasion of South Lebanon in 2006?

Now, this is national defense.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762820)
What about the active demolition of Palestinian homes for the purposes of Jewish settlement?

What about putting some effort in your lies by making them more believable? You know, demolition of Palestinian homes "for the purposes of Jewish settlement" doesn't really make much sense. I mean, in theory, why demolish the homes if the purpose is Jewish settlement? Wouldn't Jewish settlement without the "demolition of Palestinian homes" part be much more plausible, economically?


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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762820)
That et cetera being the Nakba, an active policy of ethnic cleansing that created 750,000 refugees from Mandate Palestine.

Well, given the fact that currently 20% of Israel's population are Arabs, that "policy of ethnic cleansing" doesn't sound quite active. As a matter of a fact the Palestinians left their homes out of fear that such "ethnic cleansing" might take place. Fortunately (unfortunately?), it didn't.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762820)
Decades of occupation after wars of Israeli aggression.

Sure, you may call all neighboring Arab states attacking Israel simultaneously with the purpose of completely wiping it out "wars of Israeli aggression". That has zero effect on reality.


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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762820)
A border wall which is only years old. Military checkpoints which stifle travel and make commerce next to impossible. Active economic policies which favor Israeli farmers over Gazans and West Bank farmers. The settlement of most of the quality land in the West Bank and the unilateral annexation of East Jerusalem, and et cetera and et cetera.

You start a war. You lose it. What do you expect?

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762820)
Except for the fact that Palestinians don't have a state

Except for the fact this "fact" of yours isn't really a fact, since Palestinians do have a state. Just not an independent one (yet).

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762820)
and aren't granted voting rights in Israel

There are plenty of obvious reasons for that. You know, like Palestinians not officially recognizing the state of Israel, wishing for complete destruction of state of Israel, not really being a part of Israel, etc. Believe it or not, racism isn't one of those reasons. Besides, they are granted voting rights in Palestine.

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762820)
Except you don't even use Palestinians as labor in Israel anymore.

Is this for the better or the worse? Besides, we still do. Just in a much more limited quantity. For safety reasons.

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762820)
You'd rather ship in guest workers from India or Turkey

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!! Turkey? TURKEY?! Really? We'd rather not. Now, Thailand or Philippines, that's another story. They're disciplined, cheap and don't blow themselves up in heavily crowded places. Almost perfect.

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762820)
Facing the constant indignities of an occupation so dystopian it would seem nightmarish.

Elaborate.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762820)
So cruel it would make the Nazis blush.

Nah, it wouldn't. To say such things you must know very little about very little, be a Jew hater, or, most likely, both.

No. Hard Pass. Jul 17, 2010 04:20 AM

An extremist arguing with a jingoist. My brain hurts trying to imagine a more boring political discussion or one that would somehow accomplish less. Every time I read Brady's posts, I want to punch a palestinian, and every time I read VoR's posts, I want to kick someone with stupid braids in the scrotum.

One day you'll both wake up, look in a mirror, and realise the idiot you were arguing with was yourself using different nouns. I mean, you both get that no one believes either of your ridiculous propaganda, right?

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Jul 17, 2010 04:27 AM

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Bradylama Jul 17, 2010 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Denicalis (Post 762933)
An extremist arguing with a jingoist. My brain hurts trying to imagine a more boring political discussion or one that would somehow accomplish less. Every time I read Brady's posts, I want to punch a palestinian, and every time I read VoR's posts, I want to kick someone with stupid braids in the scrotum.

One day you'll both wake up, look in a mirror, and realise the idiot you were arguing with was yourself using different nouns. I mean, you both get that no one believes either of your ridiculous propaganda, right?

This Pox on Both Houses bullshit is even more infuriating than Voice of Reason's brainwashed fever dreams.

You'd punch a Palestinian over my posts? Fuck you. Fuck you forever. While you sit in a Canadian dorm somewhere sipping on Mountain Dew and trimming your neckbeard there are people in East Jerusalem who are having their homes demolished because Bibi wants to make the point that Israel can do whatever it wants in the occupied territories.

Why don't you read a fucking book before you say you're going to punch a person in the face who lives in some of the worst conditions in the developed world due to conditions dictated by one of the largest military juggernauts ever.

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But uh, don't read Dershowitz, he's a hack and a plagiarist.

datschge Jul 17, 2010 11:41 AM

Regarding beating one up: Fibi Netanyahu - by Liel Leibovitz > Tablet Magazine - A New Read on Jewish Life

Bradylama Jul 17, 2010 11:55 AM

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A newly revealed tape of Netanyahu in 2001, being interviewed while he thinks the cameras are off, shows him in a radically different light. In it, Netanyahu dismisses American foreign policy as easy to maneuver, boasts of having derailed the Oslo accords with political trickery, and suggests that the only way to deal with the Palestinians is to “beat them up, not once but repeatedly, beat them up so it hurts so badly, until it’s unbearable” (all translations are mine).
The current Prime Minister of Israel, ladies and gentlemen.

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Israel set to force all citizens to swear oath to Jewish state - Middle East, World - The Independent

New Israeli citizens may soon be required to swear an oath of loyalty to a "Jewish and democratic" state, a step that has drawn harsh criticism from human rights groups.

Israel's Cabinet, which meets tomorrow, is expected to approve this and extend a raft of existing measures that make it harder for Palestinians to achieve citizenship.

The wording of the oath, which would apply to new applicants for citizenship, was slammed by Arab advocacy groups, who accused Israel of "racist" policies that attempt to link citizenship to ideology.

"It's another step in the direction of getting the Arabs out of Israel," said Uri Avnery, a former MP and founder of the Israeli Gush Shalom peace movement. "Parliament has become a lynching mob."
Imagine if we had to swear allegiance to a Protestant Democracy.

The unmovable stubborn Jul 17, 2010 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voice of Reason (Post 762932)
be a Jew hater, or, most likely, both.

Guy. Really. Are you going there. Really. Guy. Come on.

Don't do that.

Bradylama Jul 17, 2010 12:00 PM

Once you're accused of antisemitism for criticizing the policies of Israel you've already won.

Although I was being unfair. The Nazis would be proud that they gave birth to a nation which understands the concept of Lebensraum.

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Israel dumps waste on Palestinians - middleeast - Al Jazeera English
video in the link
sraeli settlements have been dumping untreated waste directly into a sewage canal that runs through the occupied West Bank, affecting Palestinian villages along its banks.

The hazard posed is compounded by the dumping of toxic chemical waste on agricultural land, with villagers reporting a rash of skin diseases and respiratory problems.

The Israeli government has banned plans by the Palestinian Authority to build pipes and pumps to treat and divert wastewater away from the affected villages.

Al Jazeera's Nisreen El-Shamayleh reports.
Wanna punch those sewage-covered refugees IN THE FACE RAR

No. Hard Pass. Jul 17, 2010 02:51 PM

O, Brady. Thank you for proving my point.

My issue isn't that they deserve it, my issue is that when you make your points by frothing at the mouth and throwing around propaganda you come off just as crazy and twisted in your logic as VoR, whether you have an apt point or not. But keep doing the exact same thing. This thread isn't turning you both into a laughing stock, or anything.

Voice of Reason Jul 17, 2010 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Denicalis (Post 762933)
I mean, you both get that no one believes either of your ridiculous propaganda, right?

Wrong.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Denicalis (Post 762933)
Every time I read Brady's posts, I want to punch a palestinian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762964)
You'd punch a Palestinian over my posts? Fuck you. Fuck you forever.

Why don't you read a fucking book before you say you're going to punch a person in the face who lives in some of the worst conditions in the developed world due to conditions dictated by one of the largest military juggernauts ever.

1) A Palestinian is not a person who lives in some of the worst conditions in the developed world due to conditions dictated by one of the largest military juggernauts ever.
2) Israel is too small to qualify as "one of the largest military juggernauts ever".

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762971)
Once you're accused of antisemitism for criticizing the policies of Israel you've already won.

You know, this "post some bullshit about Israel and wait for someone to say that you hate Jews" game you're playing is really stupid. OK, we have a winner. Now what?

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 762971)
The Nazis would be proud that they gave birth to a nation which understands the concept of Lebensraum.

Wait, the Nazis gave birth to a nation? Really? Which nation is that?

No. Hard Pass. Jul 17, 2010 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Voice of Reason (Post 762985)
Wrong.

Well argued, stupid new guy everyone hates.

Allow me to refute your claims: True.


The unmovable stubborn Jul 17, 2010 03:10 PM

I kind of like that he disputed the notion that no one believes it, but didn't dispute the notion that it was ridiculous propaganda.

No. Hard Pass. Jul 17, 2010 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 762992)
I kind of like that he disputed the notion that no one believes it, but didn't dispute the notion that it was ridiculous propaganda.

Well really, how could you?

The unmovable stubborn Jul 17, 2010 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Denicalis (Post 762994)
Well really, how could you?

Wrong.

No. Hard Pass. Jul 17, 2010 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 762996)
Wrong.

Damn his irrefutable logic.

Wait, wait. I've got this.

U rong.

Bradylama Jul 17, 2010 03:31 PM

Well it's correct in the sense that I actually believe it.

The basic issue you have is with my rhetoric, but independent of that I don't see how the facts couldn't possibly not indicate that Israeli leadership has done everything it can to stifle the peace process and dispossess Palestinians of their homes and land.

The unmovable stubborn Jul 17, 2010 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 763001)
Well it's correct in the sense that I actually believe it.

The basic issue you have is with my rhetoric, but independent of that I don't see how—

Wrong.

No. Hard Pass. Jul 17, 2010 03:33 PM

I don't think anyone but VoR is saying the Israeli leadership is interested in peace.


I mean.

Wrong.

Bradylama Jul 17, 2010 05:08 PM

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No. Hard Pass. Jul 17, 2010 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 763010)

Wrong.

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