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evergreen Apr 11, 2006 09:43 PM

Cookies: The Eternal Question - Crunchy or Chewy?
 
Mmm, cookies. If I had one on hand, this would be the part where I'd put a .gif of the Cookie Monster, but alas, I have none.

Chocolate chip, peanut butter, nuts of all kinds help comprise the entire wealth of cookies out there. But a second factor makes or breaks a cookie for people: texture.

Which one do you prefer: crunchy or chewy?

JazzFlight Apr 11, 2006 10:06 PM

Chewy, motherfucker.

Crunchy cookies can go to hell, they have no purpose in life.

nazpyro Apr 11, 2006 10:15 PM

Chewy. What JazzFlight says. Milk with cookies is good too. Stay in school.

Radical Apr 11, 2006 10:32 PM

I like soft cookies, but not too chewy. Cookies like Chewy Chips Ahoy are pretty bad because they're too chewy.

Rockgamer Apr 11, 2006 10:52 PM

Who the fuck would pick crunchy over chewey, if given a choice? Crunchy cookies are just the nasty little shits that people eat because they seem to be the only thing people get as refreshments for social gatherings.

And you should have made a poll, so we could see how much people hate crunchy without having to go all through the thread and stuff.

Yggdrasil Apr 11, 2006 11:06 PM

Chewy, theres nothing like a warm, soft and chewy chocolate chip cookie to brighten up your day. Although Oreos, I can make an exception.

evergreen Apr 11, 2006 11:50 PM

No one likes crunchy Pepperidge Farm cookies?

Rydia Apr 11, 2006 11:58 PM

Chewy.

Whenever I buy Pepperidge Farm cookies, I always prefer the soft-baked chewy cookies.

elwe Apr 12, 2006 12:07 AM

I hate crunchy cookies-- with a passion. Chewy cookies, on the other hand, are scrumptious, as long as they aren't too chewy. I once had a cookie that was so soft it ended up falling apart when I held one side of it.

If I'm ever in a situation where I somehow find myself eating a crunchy cookie, a glass of milk is an absolute must.

EmpyreanHorizon Apr 12, 2006 12:19 PM

Freshly baked, home-made chewy chunky chocolate chip cookies. Ooh, and chewy gingerbread cookies.
The only crunchy cookies I'll eat are those danish butter cookies--the ones that come in those tin cans.
Crunchy chocolate-chip cookies are the poor excuses of the badly baked chewy ones. Some people just won't admit they can't bake them right. They just shove the mess-ups in our lunch bag and hope to hell we eat them. I give them to my dog.

Alice Apr 12, 2006 12:21 PM

Chewy. No question.

I like them best when they're straight out of the oven and the chocolate chips are all gooey and melty. Mmmmmm.

Fjordor Apr 12, 2006 12:39 PM

Chewy, but with a slightly crunchy exterior.
Occasionally I will come across a cookie that exhibits these traits, and my happiness gauge shoots up.

Sol Apr 12, 2006 01:20 PM

Chewy cookies reign supreme over their crunchy counterparts. Every time I bite into a crunchy cookie I can't get the feeling out of my head that I'm eating something stale, a few exceptions like Oreos aside. A cookie fresh from the oven has no equal.

Rachelle Apr 13, 2006 02:53 AM

i prefer my cookies soft and warm (I love the big cookie monster microwaved :D!) but between crunchy and chewy it's the same for me. For me the biggie wud be taste still

Freelance Apr 13, 2006 04:03 AM

Chew, definitely. Much more delicious and um...delicious. Before I discovered chewy, I was eating crunchy, and now I don't think I can ever go back, haha.

Kairyu Apr 13, 2006 04:38 AM

I can't think of a time I would pick a crunchy cookie over a chewy one. So yeah, I'm with the crowd on this one.
A freshly oven-baked chewy cookie doesn't get much better than that.

Dullenplain Apr 13, 2006 12:10 PM

Chewy cookies for me as well. Any cookie with a noticeable grain must be soft to consume.

On the other hand, smooth battered cookies like Nilla Wafers, Milanos, and Oreos must be crunchy.

So traditional baked cookies with thick batter or dough have to be chewy and cookies baked in forms have to be crunchy.

J-Man Apr 13, 2006 03:02 PM

I am hopping on the chewy train. Crunchy cookies always break up and get shit all over your shirt. Nothing like this has ever happened with a good chewy cookie. I once cut my gum on a crunchy cookie, a Chips Ahoy I think. That would be a name better reserved for a casino: CHIPS AHOY!!

DarkDraco911 Apr 13, 2006 05:26 PM

As Jazzflight said. I perfer chewy cookies as well. They are MUCH better than crunchy cookies.....:edgarrock:

(Not trying to make anybody angry here.....)

OnlyJedi Apr 13, 2006 06:25 PM

Chewy. Definitely chewy, especially when freshly baked and with chocolate chunks. And maybe some M&Ms.
Reading this thread makes me think; if so many people prefer chewy over crunchy, why are chewie cookies harder to find in stores (at least for me)?

Kairyu Apr 13, 2006 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnlyJedi
Chewy. Definitely chewy, especially when freshly baked and with chocolate chunks. And maybe some M&Ms.
Reading this thread makes me think; if so many people prefer chewy over crunchy, why are chewie cookies harder to find in stores (at least for me)?

I think its the relatively shorter shelf life of chewy cookies. So most stores tends to not carry as much. Then there are people like us who will buy said cookies, thus making them harder to find than your standard crunchy cookie.

evergreen Apr 13, 2006 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kairyu
I think its the relatively shorter shelf life of chewy cookies. So most stores tends to not carry as much. Then there are people like us who will buy said cookies, thus making them harder to find than your standard crunchy cookie.

If I didn't know any better, that post made it seem like chewy cookies are a commodity.

JackTheRipper Apr 13, 2006 09:34 PM

Wow, what is this? I like crunchy cookies. Soft cookies aren't good for dipping in milk, and they aren't as good.

J-Man Apr 13, 2006 09:45 PM

I disagree. The soft cookies absorb the milk faster, so you don't have to hover over the milk for endless seconds waiting for the dunk to be worthwhile.

Phoque le PQ Apr 14, 2006 04:01 PM

Although I don't eat much cookies, I prefer crunchy ones. They become soft anyway in milk :p

Lythial Apr 14, 2006 08:41 PM

I like the chewy ones...I find the crunchy ones leave a lot more crumbs and I don't like the crunching sound. I associate chewy cookies with childhood memories *probably mom baking or something* and the crunchy ones seem so commercial.

Warm soft gooey chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven are the best.

Mucknuggle Apr 14, 2006 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a_licenwondrland
Chewy. No question.

I like them best when they're straight out of the oven and the chocolate chips are all gooey and melty. Mmmmmm.

Quoted for truth. Nothing beats cookies right out of the oven + tall glass of milk.

Watashi_Baka_Da Apr 16, 2006 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a_jazzman
Chewy, motherfucker.

Crunchy cookies can go to hell, they have no purpose in life.

I agree! Those Chewy Chips Ahoy are pretty good especially in the microwave for a couple seconds, but you can't beat homemade ^_^

Lady Miyomi May 9, 2006 10:27 PM

Chewy cookies are the best since crunchy ones have a tendency to tear up the roof of your mouth.

kat May 10, 2006 04:10 AM

Chewy. Because I have a nature aversion to crumbs all over me.

Also chewy just tastes better. ADMIT IT.

PiccoloNamek May 10, 2006 04:23 AM

Crunchy. The Chewy ones are disgusting. They're full of chemicals and emulsifiers to make them soft and pliable, and they don't taste anything like normal crunchy cookies. Their texture is strange and they don't absorb milk; this is because their insides are already saturated, and they are not porous, unlike crunchy cookies.

Chips Ahoy, Oreo, Kebler's Fudge cookies, I love them all. Nothing like them. I love dipping them in milk and having them fall apart in my mouth. You can't do that with chewy cookies because of all the super glue holding them together.

RacinReaver May 10, 2006 04:51 PM

If the chemicals bother you then you could just bake your own cookies. It's not that hard. =/

Visavi May 10, 2006 06:20 PM

For me, I guess it depends on the mood. Most of the time, I prefer chewy because the texture compliments the soft, melted chocolate chips. However, on those occasions when I want to dip a cookie in milk or coffee (it makes the coffee flavor seem inadequate afterwards, but it turns softer faster) I go for the crunchy...especially Oreo's or their knock-off brands.

Quote:

Originally Posted by PiccoloNamek
Crunchy. The Chewy ones are disgusting. They're full of chemicals and emulsifiers to make them soft and pliable, and they don't taste anything like normal crunchy cookies. Their texture is strange and they don't absorb milk; this is because their insides are already saturated, and they are not porous, unlike crunchy cookies.

Chips Ahoy, Oreo, Kebler's Fudge cookies, I love them all. Nothing like them. I love dipping them in milk and having them fall apart in my mouth. You can't do that with chewy cookies because of all the super glue holding them together.

Maybe France's Chips Ahoy and Oreo factories are different, but I know here those cookies are jammed pack with chemicals for the taste. I agree with the milk part (Oreo's has chocolate chip beat on that), but the chemicals exist here to make the cookies crunchy and fresh.

Alice May 10, 2006 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PiccoloNamek
Crunchy. The Chewy ones are disgusting. They're full of chemicals and emulsifiers to make them soft and pliable, and they don't taste anything like normal crunchy cookies. Their texture is strange and they don't absorb milk; this is because their insides are already saturated, and they are not porous, unlike crunchy cookies.

I think it goes without saying that store-bought cookies can't even be compared to homemade cookies. And homemade cookies are best when they're soft and warm and chewy.

I WILL HEAR NO FURTHER DISCUSSION ON THE MATTER.

PiccoloNamek May 10, 2006 07:00 PM

"Homemade" chewy is a completely different feeling from what most people think of when they're talking about chewy cookies. Homemade cookies are extremely soft and fall apart easily. "Chewy" cookies do not. They have a much thicker consistancy and an almsot rubberlike texture.

Why Am I Allowed to Have Gray Paint May 10, 2006 07:09 PM

Here in the UK we have a chain called "Millie's Cookies" and they are usually warm and soft; if you're not careful they'll bend and droop as you hold them, and they're VERY tasty. Plus, you can soak them in your chosen beverage just fine. They are however more fatty than regular cookies. Their muffins are good too but their brownies are crap.

Dee May 13, 2006 12:36 AM

Chewy, for sure. Crunchy cookies, on the other hand, tend to make its way to a cup of milk before I eat them.

Battle_CRY Jun 1, 2006 09:29 PM

I concur with the previous post...crunchy cookies do tend to end up in a glass of milk before entering my mouth...so I would say chewy! Big, Chewy, and Warm is the best with a nice tall glass of milk...hmm I've made myself hungry!!! Go figure...

Cobra Commander Jun 6, 2006 04:33 PM

Defintely chewy for me. Crunchy cookies make too much of a mess.

Rat Jun 18, 2006 11:09 AM

Chewy homemade. Especially mine.

Roswell63 Jun 18, 2006 01:56 PM

Oh, its gotta be chewy man. Chewy...Soooo gooood.... The only thing Crunchies are good for is target practice!!1 But dont, dont put em in those thingies that launch clay pidgeons, the fuck it all up.


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