I don't normally post in angsty forums
 

but what the fuck. Have you ever been stood up by a chick? Who the fuck texts "lets hang out tonight" and then goes MIA for the whole fuckin time. Bullshit.

Girls.

Did you read my Autobiography by chance?

Did you try her house?

She probably wasn't there, but it's a good opportunity to steal her TV out of spite.

Hey quazi I'll let you know my opinion on this later ok

Yeah, girls. Their ass is usually bouncing around as many places are their brains are.

Flakes are annoying as all hell. Don't talk to her for a while; they usually expect you to call and be all, "Why didn't you call," so they can feel important. Don't let them have that.

I've had far more guy friends bail or flake on me than girls.

Kinda hard for girls to get away when you have your strap-on shoved up their ass, Jess.

Yeah, she was cheating on me so I drank a bottle of Jameson, kicked her ass to the curb and started dating someone ten times hotter.

it's called having ovaries. or being upset because her ovaries are gone.

or she could've just died on the way to where you guys were going to meet. did you ever think of that?

I just love where this thread is going.

Did someone once tell you that you were funny? Is that where this need to shit all over internet forums comes from?

Because if they did, son, they lied. You're not funny. Stop trying.

not trying to be funny. just throwing out an opinion. it doesn't match yours so it's not cool?

If you seriously believe ovaries have anything to do with someone being tardy, you're a fucking retard. You're an idiot, and no, despite what your education system may have tricked you into thinking, that is not cool.

it was sarcasm. then more sarcasm when i posted that maybe she died and that's why she didn't show up. am I as good at internet message board sarcasm as some of the masters here? obviously not.

So you weren't trying to be funny, you were being sarcastic. But in a serious, unfunny way.

You are a stupid fuck, aren't you? You should have been a blow job.

you're right. what can I say? I should've been a blow job. Does that really make you feel better?

No, because you're still here and sucking out loud.

but you keep insulting me as if i'll run away. but since I'm a stupid fucker, I don't know when to stop trying to find out how not to be a stupid fucker.

I'm trying to think of a way to explain this to you in a language you'll understand. I know words are pretty much right out with you...

Wait. Got it.

http://www.waswatching.com/archives/CancerMan.jpg

No. Ziggy did that by himself. He does it in *every* thread he posts in.

good thing your contribution saved the day. go take a midol and fix me a sandwich bitch.

Sorry, I'm too busy beat-raping your 18 year old female cousin's mouth with my ten inches of piston meat.

Well, at least the victim was over 18 this time. :shrug:

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Only Deni is funny when being a jackass. Lesson learned.

Wow Frank. Your observation would be witty and apt if you hadn't cut out the bit in the middle where he claims his original opinion wasn't meant to be a joke or funny!

You know, this bit?

Go sell your cult of personality somewhere else. Not impressed, Kerouac.

Trying to reason with Frank is like trying to reason with the huge shit your dog left next to the bus station sign

Oh, my apologies, I quoted the wrong post of yours, Deni. I meant to quote the one you made before he revealed himself to be a dumbass, the one where your crusade isn't really at all justifiable. I fixed the original, thanks for the heads up.

i count myself lucky to have Deni and LeHah here to point out how retarded I am. You can't fix your problems if you don't know what they are. You guys rock.

Jesus. Handbags at dawn or what?

Heh no but really it's the ovaries' fault

This sure is a slapfest

Which still wouldn't hold up because the kid was in the middle of showing how truly not funny he is over two threads at the same time. You'd also note my original post was making fun of people like Ziggy, and as such was in no way meant to be taken seriously. Unlike his, which he says was in no way meant to be ironic or funny. He'd also been pulling the same schtick in another thread. The guy revealed himself to be a dumbass months ago.

Frank, you should really go back to half-assing your involvement. When you start trying too hard we can all see that you're a whiny cunt. Go take another drink and try and convince a few more people you're more than just an ego-vampire.

Okay, okay. You're right, but god damn if you're not a fucking jerk.

You know you've won the fight when someone completely side-steps the argument to name-call. Its like their body shut off the blood flow to the brain to keep it from overworking its self by processing higher reasoning.

"Yes, well, see these are the reasons that you're incorrect..."

"...WELL YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE"

...or when he says "okay. You're right."

That wasn't really a victory worthy of story and song.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...8/troy2460.jpg

And that is why no one will remember your name.

[QUOTE=Denicalis;725085 The guy revealed himself to be a dumbass months ago.[/QUOTE]

so when was this? can you point it out? I'd like to see it.