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I have a somewhat strange question to ask...regarding my own experience. To make the explaining easier, I'll make it in a scenario chain. And NO, this is not a gay thread.

#1: I have a friend. A boy, to be precise. Both of us are friends, but not really a close one. Both of us don't really talk to each other---mostly the topic is only about lessons and cheap jokes. Then one day he SMS-ed me this: "Hey, I think I'm in love with someone. What should I do?"

What does this mean?



#2: I thought it was a prank and went by, neglecting the SMS. The next three days, he started dating a girl. No one saw this one coming; they all freaked out, especially because both of them didn't seem to be close enough to start dating. This means, the only one who was alerted about this is me.

What does the message earlier mean now? And why it is sent to me, not to his other friend, which may be closer to him?



#3: Until now, he refuses to tell me the reason.

Does this one have a hidden meaning to?



The truth is, I am not a very going out type, and I don't really understand this. Maybe you guys do.

I don't understand what the problem is.

You were all freaking out that he went out with a girl? Maybe this is a gay thread.

And yet it is!

Seriously though, its been a LONG time since we've gotten a post this ... badly worded. Either English is your second language, you're 13 years old or you really need to lay off the 4chan visits.

I have this friend, right, and he sent me a text. Yeah. And he just said one thing: "I'm going to experiment with boys."

What does this mean?

The next day I, I mean my friend, started experimenting with boys and everyone freaked out. NOW what does that message mean?

It's like, some sort of secret message? What should I tell my family, it was only a one time thing.

Additional Spam:

It means the girl is a beard and what he really wants is your cock.

I thought Ozma was a chick.

If Ozma IS a chick, the story becomes a lot more clear.

That he said that this is not a gay thread would imply that he is a guy because he has revealed to us that his friend is in fact a boy.

The friend was just telling Ozma to stop flirting and jump him. When Ozma didn't, because he didn't understand the text message, the guy went on with his life and started dating a girl.

A pretty clear picture:

He fails as a homo.

I don't believe you're a guy, Ozma.

Enjoy your vagina.

Yeah, one is allowed in.

The obvious answer to Ozma's situation is double penetration.

Fucking cunts

Additional Spam:
Two penises get rated. One gets an A, one gets a D. Which one's better off?

--> The one with D, he still has to pass the oral examination.

I read this in Zorg/Oldman's voice.

No, I didn't freak out because he went out with a girl. In fact, I didn't freak at all. The thing I don't understand is why he only told me.

And no, no, no. I'm a gay BUT I'm NOT interested in him. I don't even flirt with him.

ADDITIONAL SPAM: I should've posted this in The Sewers instead.

Why did you diss me, Ozma?

Is there sand in your vagina?

Tell me about your vagina.

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And maybe he told you because, I don't know...you're his friend?

Dude, you do understand right that there's a ton of reasons why he could have, on the spur of the moment, sent you a text. You're essentially trying to analyze a random event outside of any context. Good luck with that. <3

Also I am happy you are gay. I need more people to sleep with.

Yeah, stop over-analysing this. The dude clearly wants some Ozma cock and was hoping you'd give him some when he threatened to get with a chick. He tested you and you were found wanting. Learn from the experience and move on.

Radez has enough choloroform to knock out the entire staff and student body at a New York High School.

I know you're all confused about this thing seeming simple. You all don't read that fact he's not close to me---he could choose anyone closer that a guy to whom he asks only about lesson material. And I indeed forgot to mention that he is not a frank person, especially about his thoughts, and he's mentioning this to me?

It's like he's expecting something from me. But t wait for my first move? No one in my environment knows I'm gay, and I want to keep it that way.

I've changed the thread title to better reflect the nature of this discussion.

Yeah, but what about your vagina?

You remind me of Denicalis from post to post.

I'm closing this.

No you're not.

So, upon reading that last snarky comment from this nobody, I went through their profile to try and figure out who they are. Near as I can figure, they're some bent-out-of-shape know-nothing friend of Yama's who is now gay.

The irony being if you look at his early posts, the kid tosses around the word faggot like it's going out of style.

So allow me to sum up for you, Ozma, since you seem to be incapable of logical thought, speech or expression:

This is the dumbest thread topic I've ever seen. You ask for the reason why someone would send you a text and then provide no context. But don't let yourself think that was your single biggest error here. The biggest error was thinking anyone gives a fuck about your life. You're a dull, uninteresting, utterly boring twat and frankly I wish you'd go the way of a few prior members and just fucking die already.

WAT IS TXT MESSAGE MEENS?!

Seriously, you embarrass yourself in comparison to other TQP whiny bitches, and that is a feat unto itself. You go on to show a furby level of understanding of the language, and then promptly fall flat on your face by failing at even dealing with the fallout of your own idiocy correctly.

In summation: You're a useless faggot and no one cares about you.

Tell me all about your greasy cunt.

Yes, is there room in your tight pants for your huge gaping vagina.

But not closed yet! Seriously, some people just reach out to other people for help sometimes because they don't know where else to turn.

And even if he was propositioning you, does this really bug you to the point where you'll ignore him forever and ever? There are gay people about, learn to deal with it now before you become and even bigger douchebag.

Instead of asking the internet, Ozma, you should've asked a psychic. They're trained in trying to decipher the subtle and complex meanings behind every day encounters given zero prior context.

In the future, may I ask that you just give up on friendship? Clearly it's not working out for you.

Then why do you post at the first place if you think I'm useless and no one cares about me? Just ignore me and curse me from the deepest trench of your heart that I'll die miserably and painfully due to my purposeless life. Easy enough.

So what if I'm dull, uninteresting, and a utterly boring twat? So what if I worry too much about a single text message, of which you people need two thread pages to convince me that it doesn't worth it? It's me, not you.

And the biggest error in my life is not about thinking THIS way or being a pathetic worm waiting to be crushed thoroughly; it's for believing that a bunch of foreigners would actually give out fair comments without prejudices about gay contents---that's my mistake, hell yeah.

It has been merged long enough into a scrotum, if you need to know that badly. Quit the business already.

When you say that nobody knows you're gay. Do you mean that nobody knows you're gay or do you mean that everybody knows you're gay but you don't realise that everybody knows you're gay and can't quite understand why they keep making thinly veiled references to you being gay whenever you all gather socially?

Because if it's the latter, and I suspect it is, the dude is obviously after a spot of cock and bum fun, you should get in there while you can.

Hey wait a minute, this thread shouldn't even be here.

So for the sake of the rules, maybe the thread should be renamed Gay Texts: Misanthropy and Misunderstandings.

For what it's worth, Ozma, people aren't making fun of you for being gay. People are making fun of you because you are reacting to this situation as if it has some deeper significance.

I guess an important question to ask if whether or not you're attracted to this friend of yours who has fallen in love. If you are, best thing you can do is get over it.

So you say we're all bigots and do so by being a fucking racist?

Way to be, Bigot. Way to be.

I mean really, how could a bunch of FOREIGNERS know anything about anything? Those goddamn black people.

Ruin everything.

Stop being a faggot.

Ozma, my man. What the fuck crawled up YOUR snatch and died?

No niggers, I can tell you that much.

Bitch HATES foreigners.

Oh wow, I assume this all would've been avoided if you carefully named the topic, (I assume).

As for your initial dilemma... the dude probably needed a bro to talk to and you might have been the first one on his recent calls list, don't read into it too much.