Strangers in the Alps (GFF Settlers of Catan)
 

STRANGERS IN THE ALPS

Played with the same rules as Settlers of Catan. If you are unfamiliar with the rules to Settlers of Catan, please consult an online guide.

Unique House Rules
- players may trade before their roll
- players may use their ports before their roll
- players may use more than one Development Card per turn

Online Mechanics
Resources drawn are sent as a PM to the players. Development cards are also indicated in PM.

Players must indicate in bold when they END TURN.

Any road building, settlement building, city upgrades, and thief movement should be as specific as possible so the game master can properly update the game board.

The game master will moderate discussion and will interfere is cheating is suspected. The game master will regularly update the game board and keep track of points and cards. No turn may last more than 48 hours.

Players
Plarom
Frank
Rasputin
Radez







Announcements:
I just watched The Hangover. It was an alright movie.

Funny, I always wanted to go skiing.

Ahahahaha. YES.

Hey, as long as I'm not WHITE again, I'll be happy!

G, Raspy, I have someone I would like to introduce you to.

He is a stranger to you. He lives in the Alps.

I've always wanted to bend Frank over. This might be my chance. I'm in.

Alright. Let's get this started!

Color assignments
Plarom
Frank
Rasputin
Radez

DICK MOVE NUMBER 1
SUCK IT GREG

Plarom rolls a 4
Frank rolls a 3
Rasputin rolls a 1
Radez rolls a 3

Frank rolls a 4
Radez rolls a 5

Order of building assignments is
Plarom => Radez => Frank => Rasputin

Nice, last place.

WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING SO LONG

Its darkie's fault

DICK MOVES ABOUND

I like how you used the signed tile as the desert piece, Hyde. That's a surprisingly awesome and nondick move. That doesn't mean I forgive your original dick move. Ooh no, don't think that your moderator status will protect you!

Aright, going with a settlement on the 5, 6, and 12. My road will goooo... Southeast from there!

Alright, here we go. Settlement on 5,5,8 with road going southeast as well.

Put that shit on the 6,8,3, road also going southeast.

9, 10, 11 and 9, 10, 4

both roads going north east.

MUCH THANKs

I will update the game board.

Rasputin, there is no north east option for 9, 10, 11.



The game board looks a bit blurry. Let me know if you guys want a better image.

6,5, D. I will build a road towards the fabled wheat-fields of yore.

Can I do the 9,4 (wheat), port. Is the port brick or lumber, can't tell from the picture. Also my road will go west!

What I meant to say, I suppose, was just East. Oops!

Hmmm.. I'll put my last settlement on the 10, 8, and 2 with my road going southeast!

Updated game board. Let me know if I made a mistake with anyone's placement.

Moving clockwise from the very top with ports:
Brick => Iron => 3:1 => 3:1 => Sheep => Lumber => 3:1 => 3:1 => Wheat

Mwahaha.. I'll buy a development card and roll~

Additional Spam:
Hah, I was definitely saying to myself, "Please roll a 3" on my second die!

YA, I'LL TAKE A WHEAT.

Also, I'm going to build off my 10/8/2 settlement road to the southwest, snaking in between the 2 and 3!

May as well END TURN~

I'm going to buy a development card as well, but I'll hold off doing anything until I know what it is.

Hyde you'd better be glued to this thread. >=[

For dice rolls: Click the button under EDIT and QUOTE. For description put "Dice #1" and "Dice #2" and enter "1" and "6" for the dimensions. Make sure to roll twice. For the time being, Radez has rolled a 10

I knew about the dice, but I didn't want to roll until I knew what I was gonna get. I'll just build a road going west. That'll be it. End Turn.

My b. I was actually confused about the dice. Sorry I rolled for you. =\

I'm assuming the road you are building is the one up top that will go along the coast?
I will update the latest game board on my last post.

Frank is up next

Hyde, correct! No worries about the dice. For clarity though, are we rolling ourselves now? In the op it says you're rolling for us.

I'll purchase a Dev Card first, and then roll.

Mmm.. Oh, how I love those rare rolls!

I will be updating after every two turns ie: Plarom, Radez and Frank, Rasputin.

So what, is it my turn now?

Nope, 'cause I'm going to use my newly drawn soldier and place the robber on Plarom and Raspy's 10, drawing from Raspy.

Gimmie the brick. Post draw I may or may not be done.

Rasputin has 8 cards. Rolling an 8 sided die.

You have drawn the Brick.

lucky fuck

So what, is it my turn now?

YEAH GO ON ASSHOLE

Dev card then... we'll see after I see it.

Additional Spam:
OK, turn is over... if anyone wants a brick on their turn, I'll trade for wood.

Do you want me to roll for you? The players have been rolling for themselves. I edited the OP.

there we go.

Turn 201 is upon us! Soldier is placed on TEN of BRICKS.

Plarom is up!

Astoundingly dick move, Frank.

ASTOUNDINGLY DICK

Additional Spam:
Anyone want an iron for a sheep?

That's.. An IRON.... For a SHEEP.

Ain't got no sheep for you, whitey.

no! I dont!

PASS THE FUCKING DICE

Or at least take your turn!

I had to try!

I'll use my Yur of Plenty and grab a sheep and an iron. Building a settlement on the 2,11, and 3!

Additional Spam:
Oh hay I'll take another sheep~

TURN OVA

Gonna roll first, see what happens.

I'll give an ore for a grain. That's an iron for a wheat. Anyone? Looking at you, specifically, Rasputin.

I don't have that. Don't look at me.

You drew one with my roll. Why do you hurt me with your lies. =(

Lest we all forget what Rasputin's poker face looks like:

Alright, building a road southwest and weeping bitterly at the starving plight of my people.

end turn

Southwest from your 4/9 spot or your 5/5/8 spot?

From the 4/9. Along the coast. Sorry about that.

Fuck my arse. I need wood. Someone give me wood. Plarom? You got wood? Trade me some wood? Whadda want? I'll give you a brick for a wood. How's that?

Hey quick question. Do cities have any effect on ports?

Not that I know of. You will still draw 2 of any adjacent resource.

I really have no place in here, but I've been playing Catan online with Pang.

And I thought maybe you guys could appreciate this link.

games.AsoBrain.com - Java based multiplayer games

As much as you'd like wood from me, I have none (for you)!

That's the one I play.

And please don't mention that name here.

Additional Spam:
And I have NO WOOOOD.

Well shit. I guess I'm done with my turn. Hit it, Raspy.

Well first I'm going to use my dev card:

A soldier, which I'm placing on the most westerly Six, between blue and white. Then I'm stealing from chalky...

Greg is holding 4 cards. Rolling a 4 sided die.

Ok then, I'm rolling:

Additional Spam:
Tee, hee, moving it to the 5/sheep NE from where the robber was. Stealing from Greg again...

DAMN!!! DICK MOVE!

Now who wants a brick? I'll take a wood.

Pass the dice, nobody is giving you wood.

Well then: I'll buy a dev card

Additional Spam:
And after getting my card I won't use it, so GO

Oh my forking gourd. Hey, RASSpy, I hope you can feel my angry glare through this computer screen!

I'm making it my mission to make your stay in the alps as uncomfortable as possible. In fact, I won't even give you the luxury of lube anymore.

Additional Spam:
Oh hay, who wants some of this here wood? WOOD, ANYBODY? ANYBODY THAT ISN'T RASPUTINA?

I'll give you brick for that wood. Where you talking about me?

I'll give youa brick for wood. Shit, I'll give you a brick for a wood and then I'll give you a sheep for a wood. How's that sound?

Turn 202





Soldier is on most west Plarom's 5.
Goddamn those 2's are hitting.

I will take that deal, Frank!

And I love them goddamn 2's. With that, I'm finished with MAH TURN.

Gonna roll, see what's what.

what.

what.

So Plarom, want an iron for a wood?

Damn you chalky.

HOLY SHIT

that dice is cracked

Yes, Radez, I'll take that deal too!

Sweet, that gives me a sheep and wood. Use my year of plenty to draw grain and brick then build a settlement on grain port, 4, 6.

After that I can't do jack, so end turn.

Fucking Radez. Piece of shit introducing me to a stranger in the alps. Christ.

I'll build two roads from my northern settlement to the 6, 12 point. I'll also offer a brick for a wheat. (if nobody wants that deal my turn is over)

I've been wanting to do that since I saw that red bandana in your back right pocket. <3

Robber is on Everyone but Rasputin's 5.

I only have sheep for that brick.

I too cannot/will not make that deal!

Go Raspy, you're up.

First I'm using my dev card (solider) and putting it on the brick with the 8 on it. Stealing from RED!

By red you mean orange?

Because you are red, rasp.

I meant blue of course :X

Frank is hold 8 cards. Lets roll that 8 sided die!

Well then, I'll just roll...

OK THEN, I'm actually going to 4-1 all that brick into a wheat and buy a dev card. I'm done. Thanks.

Before I can go on, Rasp did you use 4-1? Otherwise you do not have the materials to build the road

My mistake, I'll edit my post :/

Brick, brick, brick for a wheat!

(The Hangover was decent enough)

Hyde, please look at my turn's post and edit the gameboard accordingly.

Asshole.

I'll do it tomorrow morning. My b.

How about a sheep for a wheat? A WOOD? BRICK!

How about you pass the dice? Wheat hasn't hit yet!

Actually, he should roll first

No, no thank you.

Bah! I'll first build a road, then, going east from my 8, 2, 3, toward the 3:1 port.

Additional Spam:
I'll also buy a development card~

IF it's a soldier, then I'll put it on the 9! Otherwise, I'll keep it.

I'm gonna be gone for the rest of the day, so I'll just end my turn now!

The question, of course, is which 9!

Either way, gonna roll now.

Also in any case, I don't have anything I can do and nothing I'm willing to trade, unless someone wants to use either of my ports for any 1 resource I'll end turn.. ie. give me 2 brick and a resource of your choosing and I'll give you whatever you want in return.

Where do you place your soldier card, Plarom?

Rasputin's, of course! Or rather, Rasputin's wheat.

Frank, it's all you baby.

What the hell. I'm innocent!

Stealin!

You kids are damn foolish. Bugger.

Aaand, I'm done.

I have brick. Someone give me a wood! I'm desparate!

Additional Spam:
NEvermind, let me roll

Additional Spam:
Alright, scratch, I'll trade someone a sheep or a brick for a iron.

Nobody is giving away wheat. There, like, isn't any.

Changed my mind, I actually wanted an Iron.

I'll trade you an iron for a sheep and a brick.

Why even offer that ridiculous trade. That's the worst offer I've ever heard.

He's about to accept that.

<filler>

Ohhaywho wants to give me a wheat for something?

I've got that two brick port if you want to give me two brick and any other resource, I'll give you a wheat. Three for one's the best I can do. =(

I like that offer, however, I'll roll first so I can hopefully get a third resource to potentially trade!

Additional Spam:
I'm actually gonna wait around until the morning to let Frank (who just gained a wheat) see my proposal.

i.e. Be a nice guy.

Soldier on Raspy's 9

Ooooor I could just say screw it and accept your offer, Radez (which will probably aid you in your raping of Frank).

Dick move?

I'll give you 2 brick and a wood for one wheat!

Aaaand I'll use my own remaining resources to build a city on my 12, 5, 6 settlement!

I am so done with my turn.

Thank you Plarom, by the way!

I need wheat, but the chances of anyone trading it are slim, so I will roll.

And now I'll end turn.

Hay guys. What's up. I want a wood, and I'll give someone a sheep. How's that sound?

I'll be away for the day! Happy 4th

I have nothing for nobodys.

Happy 4th, and neither do I!

Can't do it mang =(

AW SHIT FINE THEN ROLLING

Additional Spam:
I'll give you two sheep for that ore, Greg.

I refuse to trade with any of you mongrols.

Whoaho! Someone sounds desperate. Honestly, after pondering an actual game plan, I really don't have any use for sheep! I need my wheat man, mah wheaaaaat!

It's not depseration so much as not having time to barter, so I'm offering the best I can right away.

I guess I'll buy a dev card and see what it is before doing anything else.

Putting a Soldier on Plarom's wheat and drawing.

I'll put the results up tomorrow. Sorry for the delay. I just sent a PM out. The steal was accounted for Frank.





Soldier on Plarom's wheat

Done yet, Frank. Seriously.

MOTHERFUNKER

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS, PLAROM.

DONE MY TURN

Alright, let's see

Additional Spam:
If I'm not mistaken, I'll trade all my sheeps for a wood, then build a road between the 9Wheat/11Wood.

Thats all.

PLAROM GOOOOOOOO

I could have sworn I checked this recently~

Additional Spam:
I'll trade a BRICK for a SHEEP or a WOOD

No, give me wood.

Plarom, I'll give you sheep for a brick.

I will take that trade, and end my turn!

Alright, trading two brick for an wheat before rolling.

Moving the robber to Raspie's wheat, the southern 9.

Seriously, first nobody trades, now this! I'd flip this board right over if I could reach it!

Stealing for pootn

Additional Spam:

Building a city on 8,5,5 and ending turn!

If Frank's on the road, is he still playing or what?

I know that he's on the road, but I also know that he'll probably make his move the first chance he gets to access to a computer.

Frank?! FRRRAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKK?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwnPFryXF6g

Alright, I talked to Frank.

As he said in his own words, 'some shit went down,' so he's been on the road recently and hasn't had access to a computer. Considering he has a lot on his plate right now, he asked me to take the reins over in his absence.

I didn't particularly want to, and at first I thought about asking Hyde to take over his spot, but that probably wouldn't work well either. So! I suggest we find someone else (i.e. spam Skexis with PMs to join mid-game)!

First person to 7 points instead of 10?

I could do that, but I'd rather fully finish off the game. Just because of all the BLOOD and SWEAT and ANGST poured into this game, I'd rather see it all the way through!

Though, if we don't find a 4th, then by all means lower the winning score.

Ok, cool!

Did I miss something? Plarom, did Skexis ever respond, or are you playing out Frank, or are we cutting him out and playing a truncated game?

I actually said I'd be down for finishing the game, but I have yet to get a response.

I HAVE NO CARDS YET, HYDE

DICK MOVE

Ahahaha.. I never actually went on a PM spam fest. I was waiting to see some kind of input from you guys!

But hey! Skexis is here and ready to play! Huzzah! :D

(Now get to rollin')

All right, well that'll work. At some point I'm going to need to see my hand, though. :(

And now that I look at the last couple of pages, I realize I don't have 8 cards after all. That means Plarom, your 8 wheat production is about to suffer. Cough it up.

Areyoueven mothereffin' kidding me.

INSTA-DICK MOVE

Oh shit! My b. Skex, I will send you the info.

So, stealing from Plarom for now, and then end turn.

Man, no wonder there's already 7 pages.

So is it my turn or who.

Your stolen card will appear via PM.

You are up Raspy.

Gunna roll those bones.

Additional Spam:
I'll trade someone two brick for two wheat.

Ain't got no wheat, but I'll let you do a 2-1 in my port for an iron.

Never, how dare you suggest such a ridiculous trade! I never!

Hey man, wheat's a scarce resource. You can't expect a 1-1 trade. I'm giving you a better than 3-1 trade. WHat're your other options?

Be mad and Pass the turn!

Guess I'll just roll then~

Additional Spam:
::sighs::

Radez, if you can 2:1 brick for me for a wheat, I'll add an ore on top of it.

Skex, I can do that for you, on my turn. It's still plarom.

Also, Hyde, you know that I have a city on the 8,5,5 right?

Oh! Sorry, I was thinking trading could be done any time after a roll.

I believe we're doing it, you can trade with the turn dude, or the turn dude can trade with anyone, at any point during his turn, and otherwise stfu.

Hyde can correct me if I'm off base on this.

You had fun with Frank?

I'll trade a sheep for a wheat!

I bet there's only like wheat in play right now and that person would probably only trade it for something like 4 victory points.

I'll give you the same offer I'm giving everyone else, two brick + iron and I'll give you a wheat.

Damn, I was out for the weekend. I'll update everything tomorrow.

Hah, alright then, turn COMPLETED.

Alright, skex baby, let's do that trade. wheat for 2 brick + iron using my handy dandy port o' brick.

Skex, can you just post confirming that you agree to these terms prior to me rolling? <3

Affirmative.

Launch all missiles. May God have mercy on us all.

rollin'

Additional Spam:
alright, trading two brick for a wheat and buying a dev card.

END TURN

Well that doesn't help at all!

So, with my newly acquired wheat, I'll take a dev card, and end turn.

I've got lots of ore.

Well then, I will just go ahead a roll.

Additional Spam:
I'm going to place the robber on the western 5 then rob Radez cause I'm mean.

Do I give you wood, Rasputin?

Why yes! Yes I do! Because it's all I have. <3

Perhaps I should roll!(?)

I dunno. Maybe Raspie can use my wood. Maybe he was desperately longing for my wood.

Yes. That wood! Let me think now:

Additional Spam:
OK I'm building a road between the 9/11 if I calculated that acurately. Then I'll presumably be done.

You would build a road between 9/11.

Additional Spam:
Whoa, whoa. Let me roll while I'm still drunk.

Additional Spam:
Hah! I knew I was gonna get some more goddamn ore.

I just knew it.
(Concluding post made at 4:30AM.)

How are you getting ore off an 11? And does that mean it's my turn again?

Hyde's gotta tell me what my dev card is!

Whoops! Perhaps I should have waited until I sobered up, eh?

I was just a lonely wood. Wood, for my loins.

Does anyone feel like giving me a brick so it can make sweet love to my wood?

sure, for what, praytell

Oh gee well perhaps. Maybe? An ore for sale!

Update coming today!

Are you still building your road, Plarom? Because if you do, then you got to convert some of that iron. I need that information before I post the new board. The new PMs include the soldier draw.

Seriously? No one wants an ore, for ANYTHING?

Additional Spam:
Well then, fine!

I'm giving 4 ORE, for a single brick? Merely so I can build a road westward between my 12 and 6, just so I can POTENTIALLY STOP Skex from having longest road!

I'll end my turn unhappily.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN




This roll is void

the hell, I'm last place. What's with it with you people!

But you have so many cards! I already know Plarom has a bunch of ore I don't need, so I might as well take my chances with you.

I'm hoping I can find out what that steal is before I do anything else.

Hey skex, darling, my turn is after plarom. You go after me. But you've already rolled and stolen from Rasputin. Whatever do we do about this.

HYDE. I NEEEEED YOU.

Aw hell, I was afraid I might do that.

Okay, it'll probably be easiest if we scrap my roll, I didn't want Raspie's smelly old brick anyway.

ORDER REMINDER:
Plarom
Radez
Skexis
Rasputin

(I didn't receive a card yet from the steal, so we should still be good)

I am going to do the rollan then.

Oh sweet lookit that.

Gonna duplicate Skex's actions. =D

That is to say Robber on 10 and stealing from Raspie. Because I can. =)

I don't have any damn cards for you !!! Stop it!

Yes, yes, this is sensational!

Stealin

ENDING TURN

:3

Aight.


Eeeugghh. Well, at least we all know who to steal from. Grain Baron, lookin' your way.

Ending Turn with that.

Thank you skexis! Oh god, I hope none of you steal from me, because then I could use that grain port that has heretofore been useless and transform it into, like, brick. <3<3<3

Mk, I'll roll then.

Additional Spam:
Well, can a guy get a wood for, say, a brick?

Let me know if I left anything out or screwed up.

That's a negative, Raputizzles.

screw it, if I get robbed oh well. Done

I will actually buy a dev card to start things off.

Additional Spam:
Sure, I'll roll too!

fuck yeah, love these rolls. <3

Humbug! I'll just end tha turn.

Alright, awesome. Gonna roll first!

Additional Spam:
Alright folks, I've got two wheat for sale. One of these wheats is up for sale at 2:1 as long as one of your resources is a sheep.

The other wheat is up for sale 2:1 as long as you give me a wood.

Finally I'll give an iron for anything (except wheat).

Additional Spam:
At 5pm today the offer's are off the table and I'll continue with my turn.

I can't make any deals! But it doesn't matter anyway, since the offer is already expired!

using soldier to put the robber on Raspie's 9 wheat and then trading two brick for an iron and building a city on 4-9-port then ending turn

I really wanted to trade. :mad:

No weat for you :(

Additional Spam:
And I'm in last place! What's wrong with you!

I was asking for anything except wheat dude! But you're the only other guy who has it and I want it so gimme gimme.

Oh snap

Wait, he has 10 cards...

I don't have wheat you freak. Also I'll be gone for a day or two so don't fret.

Well, sorry about the hiatus guys. Had some video card problems, and it will probably still take me until Monday or Tuesday at the latest to get my new one in.

In the meantime...

Oh, lordy-loo. Just win the game already you enterprising bastards.

just recall the robber's sitting on that red wheat.

Ah, yes. It's sad how much gets lost in the play-by-post version.

Well, without much to show for it, I'll end turn.

Rollin' this shit.

Additional Spam:
Also, to clarify, I wanted my road between the 9 and 11, not the two 11s (this is for Hyde).

Additional Spam:
And does someone want brick? I want... wheat!

no wheat no mo'

FUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK,

goddammit, i'll change the board

Update coming tomorrow

Ok someone give me wood. Yeah I demand it! (for trade of course).

trade for what?

I want sheep.

Wood for Sheep? Am I finally doing a trade this game? Let's do it.

well shit, that wasn't very well thought out.

No worries man, I'll do it anyway. Hyde, two brick for a wood, wood to raspie for a sheep.

Should we cap the game at 7 points or 10 points?

No. I'm trading four ORE for a brick and building a settlement on the only spot I can. Boom, ONE POINT BABY. done

Woop woop.

Additional Spam:
I'd like to build a settlement on the 8, 3, and 3:1 port.

(I honestly don't even remember the requirements for a settlement, but I've got at least one of everything!)

Oh baby, I like that roll. Plarom you done?

I am not!

I was actually hoping someone could list the requirements for a settlement, just so I know what I have left! :eagletear:

sheep, wheat, brick, wood. There you go.

I think log cabins when I think settlements. You know, no metal involved.

Alright! Anyone interested in wheatz? I've got a fair amonut~

Yeah, I'll take some wheat =o

You want wood? Brick? Sheep? What?

An iron, actually! Sorry for needlessly stretching this out.

I will do that for you.

Iron it is, for a wheat.

Consider it done! Now.. consider it.. Done!

Hyde, I need to confirm what exactly I have now before I take my turn. =/

I'm in NYC for the weekend. =\

Be back home tomorrow.

building two roads: southwest 4,9, desert and then southeast 9,10, desert.

buying a dev card

Additional Spam:
Now I'm gonna roll.

Now I'm going to do 4:1 sheep for a brick and build two more roads southwest 10,5,desert, and then southeast 10, 5, 2

Ending turn

Radez, Plarom, do you have any wood? I need wood. ;_;

Trading sheep for wood here!

oh god, so cockblocked right now

Guess I'll just put it on the 10 there and see what Plarom has left.

Got nothin' for nobody.

Update will be coming on Sunday night.

I fucked up and forgot that Plarom and Rasputin built settlements so you guys are actually safe from the 7 of carnage! Next time bold your developments. I missed it completely =\

Oh. Shit.

fuck everyone fuck everyone!! SKEX YOU BITCH ASS.

Ahahaha. Yes.

This board is the worst ever. The worst ever.

So is it my turn or what.

I think I'm still in the middle of stealing?

I don't know anymore ;_;

Yeah. They had to toss out their cards before you stole. Let me get you that card. I'm moving to DC today in a strange twist of events. Update is coming tonight. Sorry for the delays.

Sorry that last bit of turns was a mess. If there is any confusion with cards, please let me know and I'll clear it up.

so.....

anybody got any wood for a brotha

I have brick and/or sheep to trade.

Alright, I have to attempt to get Skexis back into the game. Let me know what you guys think of this new rule:

After turn 5, the player with the lowest score can wage a rebellion. The rebellion is also affected by the number of soldiers the player has out in play. The outcome of the rebellion is determined by the roll of a dice. Players who wage rebellion sacrifice their roll their turn. Players may only wage rebellion one every 3 turns.

Players with equal number of soldiers will be decided by a coin flip.

Players with an uneven number of soldiers will be decided by a six-sided die.
To illustrate, here is an example:
Player 1 with 3 soldiers wages rebellion against
Player 2 with 1 soldier.

The difference in soldiers is +2 in Player 1's favor.
Player 1 will win the rebellion if the die rolls: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 because of the +2 favor.
Without the +2 favor Player 1 will win if the die rolls: 1, 2, 3.

This is a bit confusing so let me know what you guys think.

The reward is also different depending on the who wins. If the player with the lower score wins then they can claim all the other person's resources. If the player with the high score wins, they claim one of the loser's road.

losing a road is pretty brutal, but it's still a cool idea to "liven" things up.

Honestly I have no problem with losing this game, I just figure I should make a token effort. I'm fine with rolling and seeing where lady luck takes me, though.

Then do so. I burn for resources. Give me more. MOar.

More treats?

No, clearly no more.

(that was just a bs roll btw, but I'll end turn)

I will roll!

Additional Spam:
Someone give me an ore for a wheat or sheep. Dammit!

I'll give you ore for wheat.

I'm willing to try out the rebellion idea. However, I don't think losing a road is anywhere near as BRUTAL as losing all of your resources! If anything, I'd bring that down to half the player's resources.

I don't particularly care one way or another as far as implementation. I think it's a nifty thing and we should give it a try. I do want Rasputin to take the trade and finish his turn though!

OK WE TRADE!

Now I make city on my most northern town. Good day!

No. Good day to YOU, sir.

Additional Spam:
Mmm.. 2 delicious wheat to feed my hordes of lonely sheep.

Additional Spam:
Development cards are wheat/sheep/iron, right?

Anyone want a WOOD(Y) for an (WH)ORE?

I will take that trade. Give me wood for an iron. But I swear to god if you get road construction and cut off my beautiful road I will hunt you down and hurt you. :mad:

Ahahaha, that's beautiful! I hadn't even thought of that!

BUYIN' 2 DEV CARDS

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Actually, that's not entirely true. At the very beginning of this game I knew that having road building would be absolutely necessary to win. It took much longer than normal for anyone to even get longest road in the first place. The only way I could possibly get it is by completing a circle of roads~

I gave up on that idea a long time ago and opted to change my strategy to city building. Now, I'm finding myself back where I start. FULL CIRCLE.

Ahah. Ha. Haha.

I don't even know what to do with myself.

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Does anyone have a brick that they're willing to trade?

No, no bricks, sorry. =(

Also, who's red? I'm about to rob that motherfucka.

(Hi Rasputin. <3)

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Alright, I'll use my ROAD BUILDING and build westward from my 8,10,2 settlement, then another going southwest from that. Essentially cutting off the tip of Radez's penis.

I'll also use mah solider and put it on the 8 brick. The one with Radez's city and Skex's settlement. I'll steal from good 'ol Skex, and wait a liiiiitle bit longer to see what I get before ending the turn!

You mother fucker. You utter mother fucker. You god damn cunt licking piece of shit. :mad::mad::mad:

I had a dream that I stole a brick from Skex~

Update coming up soon

Oooohoho, yes. YES.

I'll build one more road (WITH MY NEWLY ACQUIRED BRICK) from my 2,3,11 settlement going west, and finally end the turn! :3:

=o

I didn't even think about the possibility of what you just did. I can't express how much I wish I could hurt you right now. =(

First thing I'm doing is playing my soldier and moving the black man onto Plarom's 8 wheat because seriously fuck that dude, and if he has a card left, I'm taking it. If not I'm still putting on his wheat, because seriously fuck that dude.

Then I'm rolling.

With my newly acquired sheep, I'm building a settlement on 5,10, desert.

Then I'm waiting to see what I got from Plarom.

Me neither. Not even.. In my wildest dreams?

BWAHAHAHA

This is a good spread for me. Resources available to me on 4,5,6,8,9,10 rolls. I'm really banking on the 5's though huh. Damn. Still waiting on what I stole from Plarom.

Well, yes, actually, now that I've crunched some numbers it looks like Plarom's got jack shit to steal, at least before my roll. So...Hyde, you should fix that up, and otherwise I reckon I'm ending my turn.

Sorry, I was without internet for the past week. Update coming tonight!

Guys. I have sheep/brick coming out of every orifice. I need wood. I...I crave it.

I got nothin for you.

3-1 trade skex, if you want to give me three brick for wood. Or two brick and a sheep for wood.

I'll take it. 2 brick and a sheep for wood.

Then building road west to the port from my 6,3,8 settlement

And end turn.

It's been days I tell you, DAYS!~

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Well I'll I'll Pass the turn.

plarom, what can I give you for your iron?

Nothing

(plarom has a secret weakness)

http://blogs.sohh.com/atlanta/gram07pod1sm.jpg

Actually offer rescinded. You can continue your turn as normal. :)

Wowza! For as often as I like to check this thread I can't believe I missed this. Thanks for that PM, Radez! :tpg:

And Deni has the right idea. As if all of you didn't know you could butter me up with vast amounts of liquor. :D

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Yes. I get to move the black man and steal a mofo's TV. Huzzah!

I'll ponder who that lucky SOB will be as I shower.

It'll probably Radez, only because I always think of him when I'm nude.

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Going to have to put it on the 8 brick, the one with Radez's city and Skex's settlement.

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And steal from Radez, naturally~

I have brick and sheep, which do you want?

I'll take yo brick!

Fair enough, take it. And continue your turn.

I will actually end said turn!

Dice rolling.

Trading two brick for a wheat, buying a dev card.

Waiting to see what the dev card is before I continue.

Update tonight!

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ENDING TURN

Blubba hubba

And then end turn doncha know

Finally. Waited all weekend for this!

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I'll put that wood on the 5-Wood and steal... then offer anyone a sheep?

Just waiting for that robbed card.

TOTAL SEX

Ahaha, eat it you whore. Now quick end your turn!

Ended GOGOGOGO.

Wowza, I've got so many cards.

Anyone want to give me a wheat for EITHER a wood, sheep, or brick?

NO :mad:

Oho, Apparently I don't even need it! Thanks anyway, Radez, for your appropriately capitalized response! :D

Building a CITY on my 10/8/2/ settlement, and rolling~

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Bahfrump. Hay Radez, want to trade me any of your newly acquired wheat for an iron?

( :tpg: )

I'll take it. =o Also thank you <3

Buyin' a development card~

Got mah soldier. I don't remember where the soldier currently is, but I'm putting on the 4 wheat with Radez's cities. IF it's there already, I'll move it to to the 9 ore with Radez and Rasputin's cities.

Largest army, yay/nay?

And Radez, I'll just take back that iron you just traded to me. BECAUSE YOU MUST BE STOPPED. <3

Ending

I've got more than that one card you beast. You might get something else instead of my iron, so fuck you. >=[

Also the robber was on a 5 wood, so now it's on the 4-wheat. Just want to make sure we're all clear.

Now I'm gonna roll.

And now I'm waiting until I find out exactly what Plarom stole before continuing.

Rolling

Anyone want sheep for a wheat?

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Ok buying a dev card.

Update coming tonight

playing a monopoly for wheat.

THEN I'm playing a soldier on the 6 iron and stealing from Skex.

Then I'll find out what I've got.

You cock mongler.

Getting close

What did I get what did I get

....

:(

wait!

Hyde tells me I have enough, so building city on the other 4 wheat and playing victory card.

(I think this means I won)

Whoa. WHOA.

Awesome game, guys! I definitely saw this win coming for Radez. There was just no way to stop his momentum.

This game took a little over four goddamn months. Holy Christ.

Fucking epic.

Without a doubt.

Hyde, good fucking job. You were going through a pretty intense transformational stage, yet, I'm know you handled yourself well. You could have easily gave up, but you didn't. Kudos to you!

Fuck you WHORE

I agree with everything Plarom and Rasputin just said. :)

I'll consider starting another game. In the mean time, Im going to take it easy.

what you should do is send the game to someone else so you can play next time =o