House Numbers
 

Simple game, simple rules: In this game, you roll for 4-digit house numbers. The higher, the better. You roll the die (1d6) four times. Each time, you have to decide whether you want to put your result in position #1, #2, #3 or #4. Whoever gets the highest number (which is 6,666) wins. If you get 1,111, you win too, because that would be just as awesome.

IMPORTANT: ONLY O N E ROLL PER POST

After you roll the die, edit your post and tell us which position (#1, #2, #3, #4) you choose. DO NOT EDIT YOUR POST AGAIN AFTER YOU CHOSE THE POSITION!

FOR INSTANCE:
- You roll a 3. Okay, but not great. You wouldn't put that three in position #1. Maybe #2 or #3. If you put it in position #3, your number would be [_ _ 3 _]
- Then you roll a 1. That's tough shit. You would want to put that in position #4. Putting it at position #1 is a common beginner mistake. Don't worry, you will learn it. So, your number would be [_ _ 3 1]
- Let's say you roll a 5 then. What will you do? Will you put it in position #1? But what if your last result is a 6??? No risk, no fun, so your number is [_ 5 3 1]
- Finally, you roll the dice for a last time, putting it in the last open position. If it's actually a 6, your final number would be [6 5 3 1] (which is pretty good).

edit: I put my 4 in position #2. My number is: [ _ 4 _ _ ]

Woot, Let's go!

A five! Um... I'm going to be brave position #1

[ 5 _ _ _ ]

I will roll a 6 now.

edit: whatever. Position #4. Number: [ _ 4 _ 2 ]

Rollin', rollin', rollin'.

Fucking typical, a 6. Position #2 it is then. :(

[ 5 6 _ _ ]

YAHTZEE

[ _ _ _ 3]

Three times' a charm.

POSITION #3

[ 5 6 4 _ ]

Me too, me too.

Oh gee. Position #3.

[ _ 4 2 2 ]

ROLL TWO HERE WE GO

Six!

[6 _ _ 3]

DAMMIT, PUCK'S BEATEN ME ALREADY. :(

[ 5 6 4 2 ]

Top of the board! At least until Puck rolls twice more...

:cool:

[6 6 _ 3]

Way to ruin the game for everyone else, dude. :mad:

I will roll

6_ _ _ !

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!




[6 6 6 3]

I think someone's playing with loaded dice...

[ _ _ _ 3 ]

Loaded with the power of the devil.

Loaded with the power of tricksy hobbits more like.

WOOT! BROOKLYN STYLE BABY!

[ 6 _ _ 3 ]

Last one,,,

[ 3 4 2 2 ] !!

Okay time to get another 6

what the...

6 _ _ 1

Six sexy sixes!

Arse.

[ 6 _ 4 3 ]

The dice are not loaded. I caught a rare virus that makes me only roll sixes. There's probably no doctor on this planet that knows what to do about it.

I am cured.

_ _ 4 _

rollin rollin rollin RAWHIDE

GRRRRRRRRRR

[ _ _ _ 2 ]

I want to roll!

Hmmm _ _ _ 1

NO WHAMMYS

_ _ 4 4


Roll, LZ, roll.

Maybe I get four 1s!

edit: holy shit _ _ 1 1

ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE

_ 2 4 4

go for the trip

FUCK THS _ 2 1 1

FINISH HIM!

:(

Beat my last score at least.

[ 6 4 4 3 ]

Rolling . . .

6 _ 31

Breathing on the die.

=/

3 2 4 4

Alright I'll give this a go, hope I don't fuck up.

[_ 5 _ _]

Gonna go with that for this first time.

Ok, last one

6231

Woot, what a gay score

Oh what the hell, let's try this.

F.

[_ _ _ 4]

Round 2: Ready to Rumble!

[_ 5 _ 2]

Could have been better.

Okay, give me a 1!

FUCK

That was supposed to be REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY

[_ _ 1 4]

Ahahaha, this game is hilarious. I'm in.

figures.

_ _ _ 1

Okay, AGAIN.

FUCK I DID NOT MEAN ANOTHER 1 GOD DAMMIT

[_ 1 1 4]

OK, let's give this a go (though first I need to figure out how you roll the bloody dice).

Edit: Righty-ho [ _ _ _ 4 ]

And my final score is...

Not bad!

[5 1 1 4]

OK, roll number two.

Edit: Son of a bitch [ _ _ 1 4 ]

Lets see if I can even figure out how to roll.

EDIT: Well a 6!

6 __ __ __

Why not, let's see what I can do.

Starting off with a 1, I know where I'll put that.

[_ _ _ 1]

Going for a second number

A 1. :(

6 __ __ 1

REVENGE OF THE DICE: POST 3.

[_ 5 5 2]

Okay, going to be a daredevil for the final one then.

IT'S TIME FOR ME TO ROLL THE NUMBERS I MUST ROLL

[_ _ _ 2]

BIG NUMBA THREE GOGO!

6 5 __ 1

I wanna play!

[_ _ 2 _]

THIS SOUNDS INTERESTING.

POSITION #3

[_ _ 3 _]

QUENTIN TARANTINO DOES NOT PRESENT: DICE BILL

[6 5 5 2]

OH SNAP!

Last go for biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig numbers!

6561 is gonna be hard to beat.

WHY IS EVERYONE GETTIN' SIXES?

OH FUCK YES. FIRST POSITION.

[6 _ 3 _]

THAT'S HOW WE ROLL SON

http://to.all.the.people.in.the.fron...5808_l-fce.gif

Second roll, here we come.

EDIT: Just a crummy 3.

[_ _ 3 1]

ROLLIN ON HEXES.

God, I hate my computer. Position #4

[ 6 _ 3 4 ]

If only Puck hadn't opened with a 6663, thereby ruining anyone else's chances of getting to top the score board :(

Oh snap, this is moving really fast. Already page 3?

[_ _ 2 3]

:(

SHIT SHIT FUCK WHAT'S THIS SHIT GONNA BE

[_ _ 3 2]

GIVE ME A GOOD NUMBER DAMN YOU

FUCK

[6 1 3 4]

I am not a crook

[6 _ 3 2]

Don't disappoint me.

[_ 3 2 3]

MOMENT OF TRUTH

[6 6 3 2]

HELL OF BITCHING

Let's give this another roll.

Edit: Face, meet palm -___- [ _ 1 1 4 ]

You'll never live in the jungle.

[_ 5 _ _]

Right, I'm going to finish this shit fest of a go off...

Edit: So much fail [ 2 1 1 4 ]

It's alright, OP. You'll do better next time. :(

[ _ 5 _ 3 ]

Might as well give this a try.

Hum. [ _ _ 4 _ ]

GO! HITMONCHAN! ATTACK SOUSUKE'S POISON POKEMON.

wtf

[ _ 5 4 3 ]

ACK!

...Aw, damnit. [_ _ 4 4]

I HAVE TO BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE DIE IF I WANT TO WIN THIS DUEL.

... :(

[ 5 5 4 3 ]

THIS DUEL IS MINE, YO.

Ohshi-- [6 _ 4 4]

ROLL WAN!

Curses.

[ _ _ 3 _ ]

LET'S DO THIS.

ZING. [6 6 4 4]

ROLL TOOO


[ _ _ 3 3 ]

[2 3 2 3]

:(

Roll number three coming.

EDIT: A 4. I'll go against the odds and leave the top spot open.

[_ 4 3 1]

I WILL PLAY THIS GAME! TAKING A ROLL!

A SIX! THIS GOES INTO POSITION NUMBER 4!

[ _ _ _ 6 ]

ROLL TREEEEE

[ _ 5 3 3 ]

I WILL ROLL AGAIN. IT IS A DAY FOR ROLLING!

A FIVE! THIS GOES INTO POSITION THREE!

[ _ _ 5 6 ]

Let it roll baby roll

dammit _ _ _ 1

FOR EVERY HADOKEN I COULDN'T PULL OFF

[ _ 5 _ _ ]

All night long!

das bettah [6 _ _ 1]

Oh whatever, I'll try again.

YES!

[6 _ _ _ ]

FOR ALL THOSE STAGES I FAILED IN DJMAX TECHNICA.

[ _ 5 3 _ ]

And again!

F.

[6 _ _ 2]

FOR ALL THOSE TIMES MY AIM WOULDN'T OPEN UP ON VISTA.

[ _ 5 3 4 ]

Whoops, Chaotic is dyslexic

One more time!

[6 4 _ 2]

AND FOR EVERY SIX I CAN'T GET.

[ 4 5 3 4 ]

Roll roll roll gotta thrill my soul

:( [ 6 _ 1 1 ]

Uh oh.

Additional Spam:
[6 4 1 2]

Better than last time!

Roll roll roll gotta thrill my soul
gotta beepa concha too chomp
Ko ko ko kah don-ta
Ate japoona may-jah
Bop a lula he-cho
Bop a mee-cho

Ugh. [ 6 2 1 1 ]

ROLL ROLL ROLL ROOLLLLLL

INTO POSITION THREE WITH YOU NUMBAH 5

[ _ 5 5 6]

I wants me a bigger house!

Oh well [ _ _ 4 _]

LOW NUMBER LOW NUMBER LOW NUMBER GO GO GO GO GO GO

THIS WASN'T WHAT I WAS GOING FOR AT ALL. INTO POSITION ONE WITH YOU THEN.

[ 6 5 5 6 ]

Still a chance.. still a chance...

[ _ 4 4 _ ]

ROLL FLOUUUR!

CURSES!

[ 1 5 3 3 ]

Ok, ok it'll be moderate sized...

harrumph [ _ 4 4 4]

So much for not having a 2500 post thread. oh well.

hoorah!

6 _ _ 1

I don't want to sleep outside... :gonk:

:( [ 2 4 4 4 ]

Why would you do such a thing to yourself?

edit: hahaaa!

6 6 _ 1

OK, time for another go.

Edit: [ _ _ 5 _ ]

G-UP MOTHERFUCKERS, LET'S DO THIS SHIT.

MAN, THAT SHIT WAS WACK.

[ _ _ _ 1 ]

At the same time I've ruined my reason to keep rolling, so that seems fair.

Let's roll.

Edit: Consistent. [ _ _ 5 5 ]

LET JUSTICE PREVAIL!

[ 6 _ _ 1 ]

Another 5 perhaps?

Edit: Crikey! [ _ 5 5 5 ]

Prime is a witch and needs a good burning.

[ 6 _ 2 1 ]

I'll only be a witch if I make it four straight 5s. So, can I?

Edit: I am saved from burnage [ 2 5 5 5 ]

WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN.

[ 6 5 2 1 ]

finishing time...

Alright!

6 6 6 1

if that doesn't get me onto the highscore list then something is seriously wrong

Let's try this again...

ULTRA COMBO.

[ _ _ _ 3 ]

Other than the fact that Mush clearly can't be arsed to trawl through the thread for results and update the high score list you mean?

Attempt number three of this game then. I wonder if the 5s are done with.

Edit: Not the deviation I was hoping for [ _ _ _ 4 ]

[Insert Russian Accent]

FINAL...

[ _ _ 4 3 ]

Am I doing this right?

I don't have a damn clue.


[ _ _ _ 3 ]

right. I guess i should play again, so that i can feel everyone else's pain. It's really no fun to quit while i'm ahead.

hmmm... this feels familiar

_ _ _ 1

ROLL NUMBAH TWO

Oh sweet a six.


[ 6 _ _ 3 ]

Oh yeah, I'd almost forgotten I'd started another of these. Right, 6 please.

Edit: Sweet. [ 6 _ _ 4 ]

THREE


[ 6 _ 3 3 ]

Another six? Oh go on...

Edit: Rubbish [ 6 _ 2 4 ]

One more, GIMME SIX YOU FUCKER ASDF :mad:

AH FUCK YOU


[ 6 1 3 3 ]

i honestly can't think of anything witty to put here, so....

something different!... in the wrong directon

_ _ 2 1

Oh, hi.

I will try my hand at this again.


[ _ _ 4 _ ]

ATOMIC...

[ _ 2 4 3 ]

http://www.salespromo.com/Post%20Cereal.jpg


[ 6 _ 4 _ ]

Ah hell why not

[ _ _ _ 2 ]

Perhaps I can finish with another 6, maybe.

Edit: Bollocks to it. I asked nicely and everyfin. [ 6 2 2 4 ]

BUSTAH!!

fu, zangief.

[ 1 2 4 3 ]

that's pretty good

meow

THE MESSAGE YOU HAVE ENTERED IS TOO SHORT. PLEASE LENGTHEN YOUR MESSAGE TO AT LEAST 5 CHARACTERS.


[ 6 _ 4 3 ]

mickeyminniegoofydonaldpluto

_ 2 2 1