Uwe Boll will stop making movies with 1 million signatures
 

Uwe Boll Will Quit Making Movies with One Million Signatures | /Film

SIGN IT NOW.

Also mods, I couldn't decide between putting this thread here or in the Media Centre... I figured here since all this douche does are videogame films, but feel free to move it if deemed inappropriate.

Signed, Josef Kavalier.

It's for a good cause, anyway.

Signed.

I hope there won't be any petitions against my works someday :(

Feels like he's playing people for saps. I believe Uwe Boll has as much likelihood of following through with his word on this as 50 Cent had when he said he'd stop doing solo albums (excluding COLLABO!) if Kanye West outsold him on their then latest albums. "Worth a try" it seems, but I can't help but feel that he's just trying springboard off this like with the rest of his crazy shit.

FUCKIN' SIGNED =I

He didn't have anything to do with House of the Dead 2, did he? I thought that was just another in a long line of hilariously awful SciFi Channel original movies. I mean, they weren't even able to use the original footage for flashbacks.

Moved, seems more appropriate in the Media Center, if you ask me.

Totally and completely signed though, even though it won't do shit. He might have well asked for 10 billion, even if people sign it a zillion times each and get the count up high enough, it won't make the guy quit. It's not like he needs movie sales to make his money.

I'm all for another Boll bashing thread, though.

72477 Signatures Total :D

I actually picked up BloodRayne at a pawn shop a little while back, there's one bit where four bored guys are standing around hacking another guy up on the ground with axes. They'd gotten up to his rib cage, the rest of his body was just mush. But the dude was still alive, screaming.

And I was like fuck. What a tough guy!

SIGNED. You ruined House of the Dead, Uwe Boll. House of the Dead barely even had a story to begin with. SUFFER LIKE G DID.

too bad this won't completely stop bad video game movies (lmao at dead or alive anyone?)
but if this helps to stop the majority then SIGNED. I like reading the signature comments =p

Signed so hard it hurts. Also...

:tpg: You da man, Hideo Kojima! :3:

One day at the Kojima office, Kojima productions...

Employee: ...So yeah, we'll probably have the movie completed by '09...

*another employee staggers into the room, clutching a letter*

Employee 2: S-Sir...I...couldn't stop it....it was slipped under the door so suddenly, I...

Hideo Kojima: What is this? *snatches letter* Dear Mr Kojima...blah blah blah...I'd like to make a Metal Gear Solid movie...your friend, Uwe Boll...

*Mr. Kojima starts foaming at the mouth*

Hideo Kojima: ...The...the bastard....ughh...

*another employee enters the room*

Employee 3: Oh hay guys, do you wanna play some Boktai---damn, Boll's been at it again...

And so ended the profitable run of Kojima Productions.

Fuck yes. Signed and dated.

I hope this isn't some cruel joke. He'd better belly up to the bar in the case that a million signatures comes to pass. It seems there are far more than a million people who are disgusted by Ewe Boll's attempts at film-making.

This should be cake.

Oh man I've spent the last hour reading the signatures. This is some real comedy there.

54046. David Price take some tips from christophe gans (silent hill) thats how it should be done - lol?

54025. Spooty Bad.
54024. Gareth Smyth Make him stop.
54023. Cory Goble Seriously, dude.

comment of the moment:
86146. Jeff Holmström He's movies isent good any where..

♪ SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED. SIGNED OFF~ ♪

Not that I've seen any of his movies, but I signed anyways for the potential lulz.

omg uwe boll actually made a video response to the online petition.
I found it to be hilarious.

YouTube Video

stop Boll, 137,736 signatures
pro Boll, nonexistent as far as I know

That may be the most important thing I ever sign.

Will he actually stop making movies when they got a million signatures?

No.

Waste of time

I know the internet loves a scapegoat, but it's very, very bad about picking them -- Derek Smart, Uwe Boll, Jack Thompson and the like are all people who are playing everyone like fiddles. They're outrageous characters created specifically to draw attention to themselves. And the Slashdots and Kotakus of the world eat it up...

Everyone who signs this "petiton" is a fucking sucker.

Anyone who promotes it is as stupid as they get.

Fixed.

At least Michael Bay gets commercials and makes awesome explosions.

YouTube Video

I refuse to sign this.
Uwe Boll's self confidence is always mistaken for arrogance. That's why you guys hate him.
Postal is comedy gold and the type of movie he should be doing.

As for BloodRayne and House of the Dead. The movies were about as good as the games they're based on. Crying about the quality of a zombie flick, that's pathetic.

Uwe Boll, please make a Postal 2.

Oh, crawl out of your own ass. The opinionated film student schtick was passe a decade before you were in college. Get your own act before attempting to pigeonhole other people.

No wonder Temari shuts you down like the Boxer Rebellion. Who'd want to bed you?

To paraphrase someone from another board, "Does anyone who doesn't play video games 24/7 actually know, much less care, about Uwe Boll?"

LeHah's right. Period. End of story.

The best way to fucking take away from this guy is to stop paying attention to him in the first fucking place. 1,000,000 signatures = 1,000,000 people who had to come to know about this faggot in some shape or form. "Uwe Boll makes shitty video game film adaptation" isn't news, it's the very antithesis of the word.

Even if you do get rid of Uwe Boll there is always another million turds ready to take his place why bother.

This is stupid, I'm not going to sign this.

First of all, even if there IS one million signatures, I guarantee he will not stop making movies. Obviously, he doesn't give a damn what people think.

Secondly, I've never even seen any of his movie, because I don't give a damn about any of those games he makes movies about. Maybe Farcry, but the Farcry games are shitty anyway. Farcry 1 was great, the rest suck.

The real way to get rid of this guy if everyone really wants to, is to NOT watch his movies, and don't even talk about him. If his movies don't make any money, he won't make them.

Holy crap, someone who uses his brain.

(I think the idea of "if his movies dont make money, he'll go away" doesn't exactly work in this case. Boll gets a gigantic tax break for filming in Germany or something, so even if the film bombs - its not as much of a gigantic loss as it could've been otherwise.)

Boll films in Canada, not Germany. The tax shelter law only required that the movies be German-owned (on paper) to qualify for tax deduction, but, as far as I know, the law has since been changed, and Boll recently claimed that he will only be making low-budget movies from now on.

As oppossed to the top shelf material he's made? :)

Unless I'm mistaken, I think that law actually changed BECAUSE of Boll repeatedly thrusting his cock at the system.

Well, I meant it in a monetary sense. Boll's movies apparently cost around 20-25 million dollars on average, and the budget of his Dungeon Siege adaptation was actually 60 million. Not a huge amount by Hollywood standards, but he sure couldn't afford it without the German tax shelter.

There should be an Uwe Boll filmmaking tax. I am paying for the fucking church, so why not for Uwe.

Why don't they let him make a Metal Gear Solid movie? I mean, who else would do it? Are they waiting for Michael Bay to come along or what?

Also, that video is priceless, Uwe is my hero.

He should just make movies of himself saying "fuck" and "shit" about things because that was comedy.

Movies where Tara Reid gets killed have to be good for something, right? ...right?

HAHAHA!! yeah

YouTube - EXCLUSIVE: Uwe Boll responds to online petition

Signed the Pro Uwe Boll online pettion.

Not only does it prove nothing (like the Anti-Uwe Boll petiton) but it will make super-filmmaker sprouticus foam at the mouth like some dumb beast.

Whatever happened to him saying that he is willingly box some critic, did he ever do it or pussed out?

He went through with it and a majority of them got their asses kicked because he took it seriously and they thought it was a publicity stunt. One dude was smart enough to just stay down, the others weren't quite so apt.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...interview2.jpg

It was a valiant effort, Rich.