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Squib Feb 21, 2008 06:35 PM

College classes with women
 
My major lacks attractive women. Next year is my last year of school and I can take 9 credits each semester (yeah, I can do one 18 credit semester, but I'd rather not do another 18 credit semester). Anyway, I want to know what classes are generally filled with women. I know business classes are a good place to look, but I'd rather take something that requires less work. Any non major-restricted Freshman to Senior classes are good... I don't care.

The Plane Is A Tiger Feb 21, 2008 06:42 PM

If you're truly desperate enough to base your class schedule around this then you could try some psychology classes. I'm a psych major and every one of my classes has been at minimum 2/3 women. It kind of surprised me at first since I figured they would be fairly balanced, but not by a long shot.

I'd just like to reiterate how pathetic this is, though.

Ballpark Frank Feb 21, 2008 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Tritoch (Post 572757)
I'd just like to reiterate how pathetic this is, though.

OR
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Squib Feb 21, 2008 06:48 PM

I realize that it sounds pathetic, but who cares? They're going to count as free elective courses for me. I don't even have to take these classes. I only need 18 credits to graduate and I'm going to take 24. Why? Because I want to meet new people and I'm tired of being in classes that are 95% guys.

But yeah, thanks for the Psychology suggestion. That's what people have been telling me to take.

russ Feb 21, 2008 06:54 PM

Ballroom dance. I kid you not, ballroom dance is what you are looking for. When I was a senior, I needed a PE type class and picked ballroom dance. Class was full at 40 students. There were 36 females out of 40 students.

ramoth Feb 21, 2008 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by russ (Post 572764)
Ballroom dance. I kid you not, ballroom dance is what you are looking for. When I was a senior, I needed a PE type class and picked ballroom dance. Class was full at 40 students. There were 36 females out of 40 students.

And russ still couldn't get laid. :cool:

russ Feb 21, 2008 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ramoth (Post 572770)
And russ got laid nightly. :cool:

I hope you don't mind, but I fixed an egregious error in your post.

Gechmir Feb 21, 2008 08:24 PM

The Self Defense Kinese at A&M was, like, 90% female <3 All the dudes are usually the grapple victims.

Or you could take Education classes (for gals getting their MRS degree~).

ramoth Feb 21, 2008 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by russ (Post 572803)
I hope you don't mind, but I added an egregious error in your post.

I fixed your post.

Little Shithead Feb 21, 2008 08:30 PM

Linguistics courses.

Not even kidding, I'm pretty certain that at my university, about 95% of all who are majoring in Speech and Hearing are women.

ramoth Feb 21, 2008 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Little Shithead (Post 572810)
Linguistics courses.

Not even kidding, I'm pretty certain that at my university, about 95% of all who are majoring in Speech and Hearing are women.

In during cunning linguists joke.

RacinReaver Feb 21, 2008 10:36 PM

Biology always has a ton of girls. They all want to be doctors or vets or something stupid.

IdleChill Feb 21, 2008 11:02 PM

I feel your pain. The joys of being an engineering major. There are hardly any women in your core classes. College of Engineering FTW. That's what electives are for.

Chaotic Feb 21, 2008 11:18 PM

I'll agree to what russ said. Any dance class will do. Guy to Girl ratio is probably 1 to 5, so your odds are good there.

Personally taking Ballroom and Latin Dance last semester, there weren't many guys in either class. Probably because some of them are still trying to hold on to whatever masculinity they think they have.

Either way, girls love a guy who can dance.

Squib Feb 22, 2008 12:38 AM

Dance did cross my mind, but I can't dance at all. I know the purpose of a dance class is to learn, but seriously, I'd probably just embarrass. I'm not counting it out though. Psychology will probably be my first choice. Good thing is, I don't need these classes at all so I can sign up for them and drop whichever I don't like. Good stuff, everyone.

Paco Feb 22, 2008 01:29 AM

Um... HELLO?! Motherfucking child development! Quite literally.

Ayos Feb 22, 2008 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Gechmir (Post 572806)
The Self Defense Kinese at A&M was, like, 90% female <3 All the dudes are usually the grapple victims.

What are you trying to do to this poor bastard? The guy wants to get his rocks off, not get them smashed and stomped on.

Dance, psychology, education... basically anything that you figure women in general would find appealing and that guys normally wouldn't bother with, that you could still get into. One of the coolest guys I know was a cheerleader in college. He's awesome, his wife's hot and awesome, it looks like it paid off.

I personally plan on getting into massage therapy, aesthetics, dance, theatre, choir...

Vemp Feb 22, 2008 04:37 AM

I heard cooking classes have girls. And art classes have asians or fat yaoi fans. But I think most girls are in the business/commerce classes, or nursing classes. Pft, I was stuck in the engineering building for 7 years, and I only had 2 or 3 pretty classmates during that time.

Chaotic Feb 22, 2008 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Squib (Post 572951)
Dance did cross my mind, but I can't dance at all. I know the purpose of a dance class is to learn, but seriously, I'd probably just embarrass. I'm not counting it out though. Psychology will probably be my first choice. Good thing is, I don't need these classes at all so I can sign up for them and drop whichever I don't like. Good stuff, everyone.

Don't feel so bad about it, there's probably gonna be at least one person there who understands it who can help you understand it.

There were a lot of rhythm retarded guys in my class, so don't think you're gonna be the only one thinking you might do bad. Who knows? You might do better than you think.

Gechmir Feb 22, 2008 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Ayos (Post 573030)
What are you trying to do to this poor bastard? The guy wants to get his rocks off, not get them smashed and stomped on.

It's not like we're talking about martial arts or boxing here. It's stuff like removing a gun from someone's hand or escaping from a grip. It isn't dangerous to be the dude (who is typically the playing the bad guy~). They do stuff slowly and all that. If it was a balls to the wall class of suffering for the guys doing it then there'd be lots of liability issues with the class due to injuries.

jouhou Feb 22, 2008 09:44 AM

Hmm, the least work.. I'd cross out psych and speech class but those classes really do have the most women. I suggest creative writing or poetry. It doesn't really require studying or anything, just imagination. Not as much woman as other classes but it fits into your parameter of not doing much work.

The Wise Vivi Feb 22, 2008 10:24 AM

Women Studies is your best bet. Usually has 40 women, and only 2 to 3 men. Out of the 40 women, 20 are hot, 10 or cute, and 10 are butt ugly. Not bad odds, I say.

IdleChill Feb 22, 2008 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by jouhou (Post 573123)
Hmm, the least work.. I'd cross out psych and speech class but those classes really do have the most women. I suggest creative writing or poetry. It doesn't really require studying or anything, just imagination. Not as much woman as other classes but it fits into your parameter of not doing much work.

Who wants to pick up a chick from one of those classes? They're probably hippies and like to think too much.

russ Feb 22, 2008 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by IdleChill (Post 573136)
Who wants to pick up a chick from one of those classes? They're probably hippies and like to think too much.

Or more accurately, lesbians and man hating feminists.

Rollins Feb 22, 2008 12:21 PM

Just take an English class. Always plenty of creative (perhaps slightly dramatic) but still attractive lady types in those classes. Just up to you to identify the nutcases from the well-adjusted peoples.

If you really don't want to do work, just find a class where the book list has popular books. Then you can just Wikipedia/Google up your "opinions" come discussion/paper time, if you don't like the reading.

I, of course, never cheated.

Zephyrin Feb 22, 2008 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Encephalon (Post 572978)
Um... HELLO?! Motherfucking child development! Quite literally.

Are you insane? He would rather take the dance classes. He wants to hook up with a girl, not give them a baby!

You could always take a women studies class. Everybody in that class is female, be they feminists, lesbians, or homosexual men (inlcuding you if you take it).

Just take the dance class. Even if you don't learn now, whatever girl you end up with in the future will piss and moan for you to dance with her. Better to learn now rather than later.

Shorty Feb 22, 2008 12:50 PM

Nutrition, English class (any that account for elective should do), Music classes, Dance, anything that can be defined to be from "Liberal Arts" should do.

This thread reminds me of the cheer I came up at a school pep rally. We got all the people from College of Liberal Arts to shout at the College of Engineering: "Hey Engineers! We got WOMEN, yes we do, we got women, how about YOU?!"

Squib Feb 22, 2008 06:37 PM

This guy I know is taking a women's studies class and he's the only guy there. The thing is all the girls hate him because it's a feminism class and for his first paper, he wrote about why women shouldn't have equal rights at the work place (they were supposed to write why women should). Haha, I think that'd actually be amusing for a bit, but I wouldn't do it. Anyway, Psychology, Dance, and any of the Phys. Ed. type classes sound good.

Skuld Feb 22, 2008 07:20 PM

Don't take any IT related classes

°A°

Zephyrin Feb 23, 2008 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Squib (Post 573365)
This guy I know is taking a women's studies class and he's the only guy there. The thing is all the girls hate him because it's a feminism class and for his first paper, he wrote about why women shouldn't have equal rights at the work place (they were supposed to write why women should). Haha, I think that'd actually be amusing for a bit, but I wouldn't do it. Anyway, Psychology, Dance, and any of the Phys. Ed. type classes sound good.

Please introduce me to your friend.

Oh, and if you're in Vegas, a lot of the Women's Studies girls are also strippers.

Chaotic Feb 23, 2008 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Squib (Post 573365)
This guy I know is taking a women's studies class and he's the only guy there. The thing is all the girls hate him because it's a feminism class and for his first paper, he wrote about why women shouldn't have equal rights at the work place (they were supposed to write why women should). Haha, I think that'd actually be amusing for a bit, but I wouldn't do it. Anyway, Psychology, Dance, and any of the Phys. Ed. type classes sound good.

Suddenly reminds me of that onc scene in that crappy movie, "How High".

Squib Feb 23, 2008 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Zephyrin (Post 573691)
Please introduce me to your friend.

Oh, and if you're in Vegas, a lot of the Women's Studies girls are also strippers.

I'm in California.

Anyway, my friend doesn't actually believe what he wrote. He just told me that it'd be hilarious seeing their faces.

Zephyrin Feb 23, 2008 05:20 PM

Oh. Tell him he's a bitch, then.

SouthJag Feb 23, 2008 06:20 PM

I'm telling you now -- while Psychology and Sociology, which was my major, are majority female, don't take them. You will find maybe 1/10 women you'd actually want to be around.

You wanna meet attractive, actually cool chicks? Communications. Someone cunningly said Linguistics earlier, but basic communications is really a gold mine. Argumentation (ironic, huh) and Intro were both good classes too.

Traveller87 Feb 23, 2008 06:34 PM

Wow, and I thought college was for getting an education and working towards a job...how about taking a class that INTERESTS you?

Anyway, if you're really convinced, I'd take psychoogy, like the others said. I'm studying psychology, and there really is a large female majority.

Squib Feb 23, 2008 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Traveller87 (Post 573799)
Wow, and I thought college was for getting an education and working towards a job...how about taking a class that INTERESTS you?

Anyway, if you're really convinced, I'd take psychoogy, like the others said. I'm studying psychology, and there really is a large female majority.

Who said I'm going to take a class I'm not interested in? Why do you think I'm hesitant to take dance even though it's the one people say will have the most women? Why do you think I don't want to take women's studies? Just because I'm looking for a class with more women than my in-major courses, doesn't mean I'm going to take History of Menstruation just because I think it'll have 500 women in it.

And no, college isn't just about getting an education and working towards a job. How many people go out into the "real world" and don't go into what they studied in college? A whole lot. College is also about meeting new people. I don't see why that's so hard to understand for a couple of you.

And yes, Psychology is at the top of my list since I already took Intro to Psychology and actually liked it. I might take Abnormal Psychology next since that's what my Psych major friend suggested.

Rollins Feb 24, 2008 12:18 AM

It's damn fine if you want to get involved with a class that you're interested in that has the added benefit of having a higher girl:guy ratio than your major classes. I see no problems in that. Obviously you're not putting your whole college career on the line by taking one or two outside classes.

Besides classes, can I suggest getting involved with some school groups as well? It may be tough for your schedule, or groups at your school may just be a wash/not interesting; but I've had much more success meeting new people (as you said) at my extracurriculars than I did in classes (mainly due to the combo of shared interests/having multiple fun events a week, rather than lecture/discussions).

Dreamshadow Feb 24, 2008 01:52 AM

With smaller classes, you really get to know the people there, guys AND girls. I don't know, I'm taking IT classes, and well, the ratio of guys to girls is like 1:1. I guess it depends on which area of the US you're in. I don't know really. It just takes a good opening (not pickup) line to meet a girl, and a decent personality to keep one. If you can't do either of those... sorry to hear that.

Squib Feb 24, 2008 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Dreamshadow (Post 573927)
With smaller classes, you really get to know the people there, guys AND girls. I don't know, I'm taking IT classes, and well, the ratio of guys to girls is like 1:1. I guess it depends on which area of the US you're in. I don't know really. It just takes a good opening (not pickup) line to meet a girl, and a decent personality to keep one. If you can't do either of those... sorry to hear that.

I'm in California; no shortage of girls here. I have no trouble speaking with women. My problem is that there are no women to approach in my major. =P Anyway, I really would rather prefer smaller classes where I can get to know everyone. I'm also getting tired of huge lecture halls where the professor has a hard time teaching and people are so distant with oen another because there are 200 others taking the class.

Anyway, right now I'm thinking about Psychology, Italian (I'm 1/2 Italian and would like to learn to speak the language instaed of just understand it), Communication, Political Science, and maybe Dance if I feel that I can actually handle the physical requirements of the class (I have two left feet). Good suggestions from everyone; let me know if you have any other ideas.

Cheezeman3000 Feb 24, 2008 03:23 AM

Choir, if possible. There's a good amount of girls in my choir that look almost too good, and believe me, they love a guy who can sing. It's almost a sure thing you'll end up with SOME girl all over you. You just gotta hope it's one of the hotties.

Trigunnerz Feb 24, 2008 12:46 PM

I think someone mentioned this earlier.

Take a communications class. People say it's one of the easiest majors. Most of the sorority girls are comm majors, so you're bound to meet someone hot. If not, befriend one and get invited to her sorority events. You might actually learn a thing or two about communication/appearance.

Buckwalt Feb 24, 2008 03:03 PM

My Italian classes have had the highest ratio of girls to guys than any of my other classes. My first semester of Italian, there were 16 girls and 3 guys. This semester, its 14 girls and 5 guys. And most of the girls in the classes are pretty hot, so, from my experience, this is one of your better bets. And, because of the relatively small class size with foreign language classes, you can get to know everyone easily.

Traveller87 Feb 24, 2008 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Squib (Post 573894)
Who said I'm going to take a class I'm not interested in? Why do you think I'm hesitant to take dance even though it's the one people say will have the most women? Why do you think I don't want to take women's studies? Just because I'm looking for a class with more women than my in-major courses, doesn't mean I'm going to take History of Menstruation just because I think it'll have 500 women in it.

And no, college isn't just about getting an education and working towards a job. How many people go out into the "real world" and don't go into what they studied in college? A whole lot. College is also about meeting new people. I don't see why that's so hard to understand for a couple of you.

And yes, Psychology is at the top of my list since I already took Intro to Psychology and actually liked it. I might take Abnormal Psychology next since that's what my Psych major friend suggested.

Well, it's a bit different in America and even here in Scotland, I guess, but in Germany, you definitely go into what you're studying. I think the U.S. and Canada are about the only countries where you can still take subjects other than your major in your final year - which I don't think is necessarily a bad thing. And personally, I don't think you learn that many life-relevant things in uni. Uni doesn't grow people up, we need to grow ourselves up, in a way.

In any case, I think Abnormal Psychology sounds like a really interesting subject.

SouthJag Feb 24, 2008 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Traveller87 (Post 574102)
In any case, I think Abnormal Psychology sounds like a really interesting subject.

I started to take this course, and someone told me it was almost entirely taught around how the brain works chemically to affect someone's behavior. Soon as I heard that, I went into Sociology.

Gakineko Feb 24, 2008 04:30 PM

if you can't decide which one class to take, why don't you spend the first week crashing a few of them to see what they're like? after receiving the course syllabi and scoping out the classroom environment, you'll have an idea as to what you'll be doing for the rest of the term. thus providing the contrast of how propitious each class may be...

Squib Feb 24, 2008 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Traveller87 (Post 574102)
I think the U.S. and Canada are about the only countries where you can still take subjects other than your major in your final year - which I don't think is necessarily a bad thing. And personally, I don't think you learn that many life-relevant things in uni. Uni doesn't grow people up, we need to grow ourselves up, in a way.

I actually planned it this way. :p I purposefully didn't take my free electives early on like most people. My reasoning was that classes will get harder as I go along so I saved the easy free electives until the last year. Also, I worked my butt off the first 3 years, taking more than required so I can have an easy time and enjoy myself next year. :D



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Originally Posted by SouthJag (Post 574105)
I started to take this course, and someone told me it was almost entirely taught around how the brain works chemically to affect someone's behavior. Soon as I heard that, I went into Sociology.

I'll ask him about it. I'm definitely chemistry-illiterate.



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Originally Posted by Gakineko (Post 574117)
if you can't decide which one class to take, why don't you spend the first week crashing a few of them to see what they're like?

Totally. I was planning on signing up for 2 of them just to gauge how the class is. I'll probably talk to the professors as well.

Star Man Aevum Feb 27, 2008 03:34 PM

Ballroom dancing isn't so bad if you don't know anything about it. I went into that class without any idea of how to do things and I got through it just fine. Though I learned that women your own height make better dance partners than the short ones.

Or, you could also consider extracurricular activities. From what I've gathered, there are an awful lot of women running around in Circle K International, and the clubs in California are huge (100 members and change, usually). And for some reason women are drawn to service organizations like that.

Rydia Feb 27, 2008 09:09 PM

My first suggestion would have been a nursing class, but since those generally require you to actually be a nursing major, then probably not. But just going with the majority and actually agreeing with most, your best bet is to take a women's studies class if you really want to outnumber yourself. I had to take one of those classes a couple semesters ago and we had one male in our class.

RABicle Feb 28, 2008 09:41 AM

The problem with psych girls as everyone is suggesting is that more often than not these girls need the attention of a psychologist. My housemates at one point were all dating psych girls, they were all headcases.

Hydra Mar 2, 2008 02:47 AM

Out of curiosity squib, what is your major? (I'm in computer engineering and yeah, the only girl in any of my classes save for maths. One of my professors thinks it's funny to start the class with "Good morning lady and gentlemen." )

I'm going to go with what seems to be the majority opinion here that psych might have a lot of girls, comm will have the hot ones. This is a trend I've noticed as well from my own electives.

dexter Mar 4, 2008 11:18 PM

omg... in my first year we were 250 people.. among those were 7 "women"
i'd go for psychology, languages... or maybe biology/pharmacy (but thats major related then)

Squib Mar 5, 2008 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Hydra (Post 577176)
Out of curiosity squib, what is your major? (I'm in computer engineering and yeah, the only girl in any of my classes save for maths. One of my professors thinks it's funny to start the class with "Good morning lady and gentlemen."

Civil Engineering. There are more girls in civil than the other types of engineering, but almost all of them aren't attractive.

Traveller87 Mar 7, 2008 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by RABicle (Post 575784)
The problem with psych girls as everyone is suggesting is that more often than not these girls need the attention of a psychologist. My housemates at one point were all dating psych girls, they were all headcases.

!!!!!!!!!!!MAJOR OVERGENERALISATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(though sometimes true...)

Some of the sanest, most self-disciplined people I know are studying psychology. Wouldn't necessarily count myself amongst them :P, but psychology as a subject does require some determination.

RABicle Mar 8, 2008 09:48 AM

Pfft, every post I've ever made has an overgeneralisation.

Alai Mar 14, 2008 12:50 AM

Truly, who needs sex when the college of engineering fucks you everyday?

lord-of-shadow Mar 14, 2008 02:14 AM

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I feel your pain. The joys of being an engineering major. There are hardly any women in your core classes. College of Engineering FTW. That's what electives are for.
My fiance is in an Electrical engineering program. I enjoy the thought of her being pretty much the only girl in her major - and she's taken, all mine. Mwahahah.

Whatever you do, avoid programming classes. And creative writing ones, actually - my experience with creative writing classes is that, evne though they have high percentages of women, they tend to attract overly intellectual hippies - both as teachers and students. I love writing, my fiance has a head on her shoulders, and will probably make more money than me, so I have no problem with intellectual women... but good god, I don't ever want to spend classes talking about Guy Debord or emulating works that may be creative, but at the same time lack anything that could actually attract a mentally stable reader to them.

Hydra Mar 17, 2008 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Alai (Post 582747)
Truly, who needs sex when the college of engineering fucks you everyday?

You speak words of great wisdom. Or perhaps one should ask: who has time for sex when the college of engineering has you in its grasp?

SpaceMonk Mar 20, 2008 11:58 AM

Umm...
 
Dude, your in college, if you're that desperate I would definitely take the obvious class with titles such as Women Sexuality or the History of The American Women. Classes about Privileges and Oppression in Society, Children's literature, or even some art classes. Good Luck to ya

kikkeli Mar 20, 2008 12:18 PM

I think the most important question here is.. who's the chick in Squib's picture?

El Ray Fernando Mar 20, 2008 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by kikkeli (Post 585545)
I think the most important question here is.. who's the chick in Squib's picture?

Looks like a gal from a band called Paramore.

Squib Mar 20, 2008 05:49 PM

Course request has begun. I've decided to add Abnormal Psychology and Elementary Italian. I'm pretty sure I'll like both classes, but I'll probably end up dropping one just to take it easy next semester. Unfortunately for me, our school doesn't offer any actual dance classes; they're all club based. Appreciate everyone's help with this.

kikkeli: my avatar is Hayley Williams from the band Paramore.

kikkeli Mar 21, 2008 06:26 AM

Cheers. As for the actual topic, I have no idea.


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