Lindsay Lohan as Wonder Woman?
 

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/fs/2...313954600.html

heeheehee . . .She wants to play Wonder Woman! BA-HAHAHAHAHA....whew...I love this girl's sense of humor...tee hee...LL as WW...

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BOO-WAH-HA-HA-HA *snort* HA-HA-HA-HA!!

Lindsay Lohan in any sort of film with potential would pretty much guarantee the iimminent destruction of the world.

I don't care what anyone says, she's a fat, ugly bitch.

Dude. She's anorexic.

Wonder Woman had curves. Lindsey Lohan is built like a 12-year-old boy.

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Gross.

Even if she had any muscle on her whatsoever, I think I would consider Halle Berry before her ¬.¬

Eliza Dushku for Wonder Woman

Unless of course, Lindsay Lohan goes back to her Mean Girls body.

This is quite frightening. Even before the anorexia she wouldn't have been tall enough or built enough to pull off the role. Now, the suggestion is even more of a joke, unless she's gotten a heckofa lot better since the last time I saw her on anything. I don't care if it would show her versatility in acting. She's just not suited for the role. Although, off the top of my head, I can't say who is.

You know who I think would be the perfect Wonder Woman?

Catherine Zeta-Jones.

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Rumor has it they're considering Sandra Bullock for the role, which wouldn't be bad, but Catherine Zeta-Jones would be a much better choice, IMO.

I don't think either Bullock or Zeta-Jones could do the role correctly. Bullock doesn't really look the part and Zeta-Jones would have that accent of hers (which I can't place, but she always has it). There was an article in Wizard a while ago with possible suggestions. I'll see if I can dig that up later.

Lindsey Lohan as wonder woman....

First of all, I can't see her as having the right kind of voice and look to play it.

Second, I can't see her as a person who would draw in the target crowd, especially the fans of the Comic.

Wonder Woman has fans? Since when? I figured they could cast Omar Epps for the role...and no one would notice a difference.

Those pictures are two years old. She's since gotten a nutritionist and has apologized about her horrible weightloss. She has actually said "I miss my breasts"

So do I, Lindsay. So do I.

Once you go ugly you never go back.

Explain that concept to your daughter

Fortunately she's always been beautiful. Princess Yellowteeth on the other hand...

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*SHUDDER*

I remember reading that Richard Pryor once said in an interview that he wouldn't mind being in a "Superman" movie. So, naturally, Hollywood built an entire Superman movie around him.

This kind of loose talk costs franchises their dignity. I hope no movie bigwigs were listening when Lohan said this, or we might very well see what kind of a Wonderbra Woman she'd make.

As opposed to this?

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I mean, you can find a nonflattering picture of any celeb, ever. Remember when people were screaming that Charlize Theron was 'letting herself go' when it was just her filming for the movie "Monster"?

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that picture pre-ugly?

You guys are overlooking the blatantly obvious fact: Lindsay Lohan can't act.

Don't get me wrong - I like a girl with some goddamned meat on her. And while she's not up to the looks she had when she was a redhead with some meaty fucking tits and that floozie "I suck cock for the facial" glare - she's certainly gotten better looking.

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Neither can Rachel Leigh Cook, Jennifer Love Hewitt or Natalie Portman. Thats not the point though. They're all better actresses and better looking than Tara Reid or Jessica Simpson.

She's too skinny, and too blonde (now) and I think she does anything BUT embody female strength and womanhood.

Plus she's not tall enough. Wonder Woman's like 5'11" (6'2" in heels) and Lohan's only like 5'5".

Hahahahahahah...

Funniest thing I've read in the last few days. But seriously...no. What's next? Hilary Duff as Supergirl?


Taylor Cole would be nice.

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Shes the best candidate and looks so much like Lynda Carter. It was confirmed that Joss desires a relatively unknown actress too. Shes at the perfect age 22/23 to play Diana in this origins story.

Bravo.
This is my main complaint with Lindsay Lohan playing Wonder Woman as well; she can't act. Plus, is she even old enough for the role?

As opposed to Ah-nold, Kurt Russell, Keanu Reeves, Quentin Tarantino, Harrison Ford, Leo DiCaprio or Colin Ferrell?

Not everyone can be Ian McKellan, buddy

Fuck this. I'm still waiting for Catwoman 2.

Linday Lohan's too young to play Wonder Woman anyway. Judi Dench or Sharon Stone fit the role perfectly.

That's what I'm going with. She's just too young to fill the shoes of Wonder Woman. Right now, Lindsay still looks like a kid and probably still is. It's almost as bad as having that stupid Electra Movie produced. WTF is with the girl being some prodigy? (The girl whom Electra tries to save at the end.)

Shes growing into a lil bit of an ugly adult. She looked nice when she was younger.

Man, why do people get off on criticizing celebrities?

I sincerely hope you're being sarcastic here.

I'm not a fan of this woman. at all. But if she put a little weight on - along with some motherfucking muscle - she could pull off Wonder Woman. I think that she may need a little more....um...BOLDNESS to her, though. As she is, she doesn't strike me as a very super heroine-esque kind gal.

But then, the other options weren't terribly appealing either. Sandra Bullock? Come on.

Though Catherine Zeta-Jones is one hot motherfucking woman, she wouldn't convince me.

Why fight it? Why not just ignore it?

Sass, how could I be sarcastic? It's a question.

You know, like, stop watching the E channel and complaining about how celebrities are behaving because who gives a shit, really?

Being a friend who had to support someone going through serious anorexia, I can tell you flatout, you shit-eating fagtard, that gaining weight back is a serious effort both mentally and physically. It took my friend the better part of a year to gain back the 30+ pounds she dropped and she went through the clinic with unusual speed.

Just shows that youre a sorry sack of malformed shit that should've been stomped the fuck out while in your mother's womb. At least then you'd have been shat out of her fucking jizz-canal looking like chunky strawberry jam and not have had to fuck up my internet with your insipid banalities. Get the fuck out.

Thats the fault of shitty parenting, not the idol.

You're the type to blame a gun company, not the shooter, am I right?

Faggotry, thy name is DEVO

My vote for post of the year.

I going to have to agree with Lehah, here. If kids can't watch TV or browse the internet alone, or listen to music or read magazines that their parents don't know about, how are they going to be influenced by them? Shitty parenting is the cause of damn near every problem society has. It's not any of the vices or social diseases in particular.

Yeah, but not all kids subscribe to it now anyway. I'm going to stick by my guns and assume that that's because their parents aren't shitty.

It's been proven that children can be molded into what they will be become later on in life. If young boys are treated by their parents like a girl because the parents wanted a girl, that boy could become gay as a result, or at least rather in touch with his feminine side. Now, I don't want people twisting my words to say that "my parents treated me such-and-such and look how I turned out." Note that I said can, not will. The parents' treatment of their child/children won't necessarily affect their mentality, but it might. Parents maybe not be able to change the ideal of standard beauty, but they can affect how their child reacts to that ideal and whether the child is influenced by it or not.

Does this really even belong in the Media Centre any more?

There has to be some reason why society doesn't affect certain people in certain ways, even though everyone is exposed to the exact same shit. Care to venture a guess what that reason is, Devo?

It's the chemicals! That's what's wrong with us. I always thought we had some responsiblity for how the world is, but it turns out it's molecules. God damn molecules.

I want Julia Roberts for Wonder Woman.

Old is gold.

Besides, she rules.

I don't think we're trying to say that they're the only thing to influence a child. We're just saying that they are the largest influence. No, we can't blame everything on the parents, mostly because many things are beyond their control. But things like social prejudices and good manners, among other things, can be blamed on them.

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Heres a paintbrush, faggot. See if you can make even wider strokes next time.

First of all, there is NO WAY you can follow your child around 24 hours a day and monitor everything they see, hear and read. It's just not possible. Period. Especially once they get older than, say, 12 and start doing things without constant parental supervision.

Secondly, unless some of you completely skipped over a very important developmental phase, you need to realize that there comes a time when almost all children rebel against authority. A lot of kids will do and believe the extreme opposite from whatever their parents have tried to teach them, because suddenly parents are idiots and everything they say must be challenged.

Telling your daughter she's beautiful and that she doesn't have to be anorexic to be beautiful only works for a certain amount of time. After kids hit a certain age, they're going to be much more heavily influenced by their friends and the media than they are by anything their parents say. It's a sad day when that happens, so you really have to take advantage of every opportunity when they're small, because once they hit that magic 14, you're the village idiot in their minds.

Also, this misconception about the way a woman's body is "supposed" to look is everywhere. You turn on the TV and everyone you see is a size 2. You stand in line at the grocery store and there on the covers of all the magazines are women with perfect faces and bodies. It's everywhere. Your kids are going to see it and be affected by it, unless you lock them up in the cellar. And that's a fact.

Our society's unrealistic expectations with regard to women's bodies and shitty parenting are two entirely different subjects.

So why doesn't everyone bow to the wills of society, Alice? What part of one's development protects from that?

And here I thought that cocaine and/or heroin addiction was primarily responsible for that chick's staggering weight loss!

I saw someone mention Rachel Leigh Cook. If she played Wonder Woman, I would not hesitate to go see it. Because Rachel Leigh Cook is extremely hot. Like it would even matter if she fit the role perfectly or if the movie stayed relatively true to the source materials.

I think that if you went to a high school and interviewed all the girls, 97% of them would say that they view themselves as overweight and/or ugly.

Fortunately, many women (and maybe men - I don't really know since I'm not one) begin to accept their bodies and generally like themselves more as they mature. But almost all teenage girls carry in their hearts a self-loathing that can only come from the unattainable expectations set for them by the media.

And that adminoishes you from trying? Or talking? Or explaining things to the child in a more adult fashion?

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While this is indeed a natural stage in growth, I fail to see how that exoerates anyone from explaining things to their children. I don't blame Lindsay Lohan for women dying their hair red, breast implants, shitty movies or bad singing. Why would her being unhealthy and thin mean that your children would follow suit?

If you had to blame someone, blame the people that photoshop out Lohan's freckles or backhair or frownlines or slightly-smaller-tits. Be realistic instead of simply acting like Donald Sutherland in Invasion Of The Body Snatchers and pointing and screaming at something you don't like.

This coming from the 37 year old woman who's a MILF, comes to a board filled with 18-25 year old internet people and more or less expects guys to drool/wank/worship her.

Or is that a misconception about men?

If you believe in what you see, I hope the next thing you see is a freight train running you the fuck over.

Agreed - but that doesn't make you any more right.

More fuel for my argument that the media is trying to destroy all optimism. Stupid, good-for-nothing media, tainting our minds with thoughts of inadequacy and depressing us with information regarding the mad things of society.

And thats the fault of stupidity.

Good point. OK so let's get Rachel Leigh Cook into the Wonder Woman outfit and let's make sure the story is well written and does stay somewhat true to the source material and that they hire a good director. Like it even matters that she isn't 5'11". How's that.

I invite anyone who is arguing with me to raise a girl, then come back and tell me how much good their talks and constant encouragement did once their daughter hit 14.

And I never said you should stop trying. No matter what obstacles you face as a parent, it's your job in life to never stop encouraging them and trying to counteract the damage done to them by the media.

But expecting any other outcome just isn't realistic. These are impressionable children, not mature adults. You can call these girls "stupid", but it's kinder and more accurate to call them "immature."

The best you can do is try to comfort yourself in the knowledge that you tried your best to instill values and self-esteem in your child, and that as she grows and matures, the poison will work itself out of her system.

So like, I'm gone for 4 hours and this thread turns from good ol' celebrity bashing to "How To Raise a Teenager Without Turning Them Emo. DON'T ARGUE WITH ME YOU PRETZ CUNT! I AM LEHAH"?

Only on Gamingforce. :/

I invite you to swallow next time.

People who whine and bitch that its so hard raising kids need to remember that a lot of people raise kids in worse enviroments than you. Homeless kids, kids born in the middle of civil wars, kids born into serious third world poverty.

"Oh no, my girl is vomiting every night" is pretty lowball shit against running from your life from rape gangs and not getting blown the fuck up.

Raising children does not make you special. People did it before you and people will do it after you.

So then why are we having this conversation?

Maybe the internet really is serious business...

In any case, it will be interesting to see how this movie comes out. Hopefully, they won't ruin the idea of Wonder Woman with too much Hollywood.

I hold to parenting. You don't read back into the Shakespearean era about daughters going off and being the town tarts just to get a rise out of their parents. This rebellion phase is often just poorly handled parenting and is a strictly modern issue >_> I mean hell. I'm the third (and last) son in my family. Not a one of us ever exactly "rebelled" against our parents. Too busy working and getting money stowed up for college and things. Or helping out our parents.

One child of the three of us turning out okay? Fluke maybe. But all three? C'mon. There are other folks I went to high school with that had big families and multiple children. They, too, never did the whole "ZOMG I HATE U" thing.

Poor parenting is a huge problem. Bear in mind that the common conception in this day and age is to drop your kid off at a nursery and let them stare at a TV all day. That hammers them with all kinds'a problems, thanks to how a kiddo's brain can be like a sponge. The whole rebellion phase is a sign of being spoiled. The child isn't getting things the way they want, they find out it won't happen, and often set off to piss off their parents as a result. Or some cockamamy thing like that.

Catherine Zeta Jones for Wonder Woman <3 She was gorgeous in Ocean's Twelve.

Oh, god. This is almost as terrifying as Paris Hilton wanting to be Mother Teresa.

Jennifer Connelly as Wonder Woman.

Confirmed.

Your faggotry knows no bounds

Fact

Are you kidding? You're kidding right?

Because I would have PAID to see Mother Theresa sucking off Rick Solomon.

OK... Maybe I wouldn't. But the sheer thought is pretty fucking amusing.

Lindsey Lohan lived in my town. Her brother (I think it might be her cousin) is in my gym class. But she's a bitch and would disgrace the name of wonder woman.

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"Boy, Im so glad you're here to tell us these things"

i used to like lynsay lohan, specially in mean girls, she used to be so, so , so hot, she was a total knock out, red head and big jugs, (remember when she is that sexy christmas suit singing jingle bell rock) i dont why the hell she had to destroy that cute and sexy image that she had, now as blonde is like any other girl, like shakira, loose their distintion when change the color of the hair(shakira used to have more meat on her, and really nice ass and tights)

So, is she a bitch because she wouldn't fuck you when you asked her cousin if she would? Just curious.

I really only liked Lohan from a "Hey, she's good to look at, and if she jumps, even better" perspective, but that perspective was lost a year ago, and slowly, slowly is coming back.

Other than that, let her be wonder woman...it's not like there are much of any good movies out nowadays.

I like Lindsay Lohan , always had, always will.

She is a little mislead on things, but overall she is cool. Would i watch her as wonder woman, i guess so. I gather they are using her for the young version, because she wouldnt work as a older woman.

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True, but lets not forget about superman returns, the best movie for 2006 and 2007 in my opinion. :biggrin:

This movie better hope to be damn good, or that Routh guy or whoever he is will have absolutely no carreer afterwards if it bombs.

P.S. Lohan had nice breasts. R.I.P big buddies.

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Why do you all still. Fucking. Care.

Is this woman a Yank joke nobody else bloody gets or are 18-25s a great big Woman's Day demographic waiting to happen?

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End of discussion.

Dizzy, who is she?

She looks perfect for Diana aka Wonder Woman.

Thats Lucy Lawless, fool

lindsay is too cute to be a superhero.:biggrin:

According to who and what army?

is that Xena?

Yes, she is. I don't think they will choose her though. The main problem about Lucy is her age, she is 38. Even though she is in great shape (in case you haven't seen Battlestar Galactica), they probably want to make secuels, and a Wonder Woman over 40 wouldn't be very good (maybe in a Kingdom Come movie).
But Michael Keaton was 38 when he did the first Batman, so maybe...

Holy shit - Lucy Lawless is the perfect Wonder Woman. Wow. She's got the build, and we know that she can act like Wonder Woman thanks to Xena. If a WW movie ever happens, they've got to take Xena - Warrior Princess to be the Amazonian Princess.

I agree, and while she isn't from the Amazon, it would be a good tagline:

"The Warrior Princess is now the Goddess Princess" (Or whatever word to designate her, as Theymciran Princess doesn't sound catchy).

The only way I can see Lindsay Lohan as Wonder Woman would get the role is if she returned to her Mean Girls body, and was cast as WW in her teen years, as the opening background story (I think we saw a verion of this in the old school Super Friends show of all places), even then, they would probably cast someone else if they had brains (Which given the casting choices in some of these movies lately, I doubt so).

I don't think Lucy Lawless is feminine enough. She has a very butch air about her that Wonder Woman definitely does not have. Plus, she's just too damn old.

Also, wtf is up with that cheek sucking face she's making in those pictures?

Wonder Women really needs to have some spunk to her, but still be feminine. I don't know exactly who should play her, but I know Linsay Lohan is not a good match. Maybe someone like Kate Winslet or , someone with a respectable reputation.

Halle Berry. :lolsign:

Halle Berry is way too over done. Kate Winslet is British though...

I'll give my comment time to garner the proper reaction...hopefully someone will see the multiple facets of humor.

I don't get it.

I said someone.

To be honest, that was just a pretty stupid comment, amplified by the LOL smilie.

Aardark, he said SOMEONE. And someone does not include me or you. Now get the hell out of here.

I'm sorry I failed to clear your high standards on this effort. :(

that's what i thought.

I think he was trying to say that I didn't see the humor in him saying Halle Berry-which I did.

Then at least I didn't fail to strike the funny bone overall!

Anyway, this was an unmitigated disaster. Back to wondering if Lindsay Lohan is "respectable" enough to be Wonder Woman.

Neither are you, Crunchy

So whats your fucking point

Don't worry mate ;) I think you're suggestion initiated the correct response in me :p I tried to picture Halle Berry as Wonderwoman, and the image was so ridiculous that it made the new Catwoman outfit seem totally feasible in comparison :p

Maybe a Halle Berry Wonderwoman movie could involve Snakes on an Invisible Plane (with guest appearance by Samuel L. Jackson) ^o^

Lucy Lawless would totally rule as the new Wonder Woman. I'm sorry, but Lindsay Lohan is about as much Wonder Woman as Ashlee Simpon is a rocker or Kevin Federline is a rapper.

I can't really imagine Kate Winslet looking very good with black hair, but I guess I'm too used to seeing her in lighter hair colors.

GFF's Most Articulate Post+Best Flame+Longest Winded Member 2006.


Anyways, there are uglier girls than Lindsay, but since the whole "let's lose 200 pounds" thing she just hasn't ever looked nearly as good.

Hmm...who would be a good candidate for Wonder Woman...Jaime King, maybe? I dunno.